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Share your darkest secrets Sup Forums


I've never responded to one of those "If you dont reply to this post you will die / your penis will turn inside out" posts.

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I gave orange juice mixed with tooth paste to my 9 year old cousin.

check

did it taste good at least?

He cried for 10 minutes.

It was probably worth it.

I was like 15 at the time so my mom went into ultra mother bitch mode and next thing I knew I was a basement dweller.

My parents also drove me to be a basement dweller just to be able to escape them. They have since patched things up, but I can never go back to normie mode.

There's a finger in my butt as a type this

I took a dump in the shower and blamed it on the dog

hawt. pics?

Male, still waiting to them?

Want*
Fuck me

I have patience

I when't on to porn sites and lied about being 18 years old

>pic

Dear god you're sick man.

Here we go

I am addicted to jerking off to underage girls
I have a folder of girls i know or i think or cute and everyday i pick one and jerk off to it
I dont have an interest actually doing anything but jerking off to them
I have done it for the past year and i can't stop

My girlfriend's family is filled with stupid needless drama that her mother creates and I hate it, but at the same time her mother reminds me of mine.
My girlfriend is a passive motherfucker that cant stand up for herself and whenever she does, her mother swats her to the floor.

Kek just delete your folder, man. Try and stay away from that taboo shit.

I once went through a stop sign without fully stopping

me and a friend jacked each other off for a few seconds.

no homo bro.

...

What does that say in gook?

I wish he were here so he could put his dirty fingers in my vag again tonight

dood i did this too, and parents busted me, i have no idea why i ever thought it was a good idea.

the entire lower part of the house smelled like shit, because the poo infected every crevis of the pipes my brown meme-cream slid thru

I'm Jewish

Says your a nigger faggot

He who? Dirty how? Details!

I paid my friend's little sister to give me a massage

i have way to many shoes and im male (83 pairs of shoes mostly nike jordan)

When i was like 9-11 i invited a friend over to spend the night and play video games. When it got late i dont remember how it was brought up, but one of us thought that the loser of the video game round would have to suck the other persons dick.

I never lost a round and got my dick sucked by my friend

Id be worried if he would tell but he is in jail now

Im straight

Kill yourself

What are you fuckin gay?

>your penis will turn inside out

Hey, that's pretty good.

this is usually how it goes it's easier to just stay in your room

someone tell me what do you think of her eyes and ill tell you some dark feels shit

Nothing like a good nut

Kinda creepy look going there.
Now, let's hear it.

Fucked my cousin once.

shes waiting for the D i guess from the look on her face so whats the story fam?

first you have to tell me what you think of her eyes, then i tell you the story

My ex was really insecure and delusional and accused me of cheating fairly often. So i started actually cheating every time she accused me of it. She's probably tasted another bitches pussy more times than most lesbians.

I think they are a bit creepy, maybe it's the angle, the shape is nice though.

that is the last picture that i took of her, in fact that was the last time i ever saw her, or anybody did in fact. last thing she told me was on the phone though. she said that her reflection wouldn't open its eyes when she stared at it

Are you saying that you had her on her knees and only took a pic?

found the nigger

I am in love with my boss. She kinda knows so she uses it to get me to work late, get free food, get even family related projects done, etc. Every once in a while she sends me foot photos to keep me around.

Btw I am married and so is she

Creepy indeed. Makes her eyes that much more interesting to look at.

>cousin and I use to fool around when we were younger.
>handjobs and fingering
>stopped after I hit her in the head with an aluminum baseball bat
>never really had a relationship
>only see her at family events
>we've never spoken of it.

I have nightmares because of what she told me. just imagine that. turning the lights on and seeing your reflection, with its eyes shut close. fucked up

>Stopped after I hit her over the head with an aluminum baseball bat

Nigger what, don't just skip over that part as if you didn't just say that.

Боже мој, how did you fuck up that badly?

it was an accident
she dropped like a sack of potatoes

Sometimes I wish I was a girl. Relationships and sex would be 100 times easier. Mostly I just wish I was a hot as fuck lesbian, though.

That is pretty fucked up, but now I kind of like her eyes a lot more, I don't know why.

I took a shit it the shower when I was younger, my brother and sister were pissing in it so I thought.
Fuck it.

So what she offed herself?

fucking same. Without the periods though.

I like watching kids play on the school playground it brings back memories of when a girl touched my weewee on the curvy slide

after I take a shit I stand up to wipe my ass. really helps me get in there. anyone that isnt doing it that way is a fucking savage with skid marks

yeah, makes the picture a lot more disturbing, at least to me.

I take creep shots of my sisters ass

Makes me want to cum on it.
I think I need help.

I dont really want to figure out what happened, but yes, quite likely yes

yep ,quite likely you sick fuck

Any predispositions towards mental illness that you noticed? Besides the fact she was a female which is a given.

My wife fucks our black lab.

no one irl knows (obviously)

I sometimes feel like I want to have sex with my boyfriend more than he wants to have sex with me.

that's part of what's fucked up, not at all. she was happy

I don't belive the whole demonic eyes closed vanishing mystery thing, and for some reason feel more attraction now. Nothing too sick really.

well, i just did not want to find what the fuck happened exactly. dont believe it, you get to jack off easier i guess

Why wouldn't you find out, what connection did you have with her.

I realy want to suck my best friend's dick, i've asked him a couple of times but on both he thought i was joking. I'm kinda desperate about it.....

ex

Why not find out though

dont think i could handle it, would probably fuck me up

pussy. she probably just stopped talking to you and is off somewhere happily getting deep dicked by an alpha

What do you think happened, probably went a little crazy and killed herself im assuming

neeh, im sure i went to the funeral fuckface.

sometimes i dont wash my hands

I don't seed my torrents.

I masterbate thinking of one of my good friends aggressively fucking my mom and then cumming in her in most of the in this position (not them)

When I would rent VHS tapes, I never rewound them.

yep, thats what i am sticking with

>In high school I TA'd for an English class senior year
>Become friends with 8.9/10 girl that sat close to the grading desk.
>We end up chatting and becoming good friends
>Mentions her mother works at a certain college in Arizona.
>Fast forward, grad night/party we end up having sex
>Nothing too serious just stay friends.
>Enter freshmen year of college end up having that mom as a teacher
>Real awkward shit till one day I make a joke about yoga being a past time of mine
>"Oh user! I'm a huge fan of yoga, in fact I wrote a book!"
>She gives me the book and I read it
>God awful stuff but I put tabs in places I think will win me some points
>I bring up the possibility of private lessons
>She agrees since I have an A & I'm a real kiss ass at this point
>At her house while the daughter/friend is home and begin stretching
>She's freaked out and leaves
>End up doing downward dog only to get a boner that I couldn't hide
>"user, are you aroused by my body?"
>what.jpg
>"You're rather attractive Mrs.P, I should go shouldn't I??"
>She stops me and says "let's continue exploring the deeper recesses of yoga"
>Doing yoga naked at this point and I'm petrified her daughter will come home
>Skipping the juicy bits were now fucking in her room
>Fucked for about another four lessons until she decides it's enough
>Fast forward again and I get a summer job at a moving company
>Kick ass and taking names, the boss invites me for dinner
>Says it's alright he'll drive me and drop me off
>Turning onto the street I realize it is the very street I fucked the mom/daughter duo
>My boss is the fucking father
>Eat dinner and drown in uneasy respite
>Neither the daughter, the mom or the dad realized I've fucked each of them
>To this I haven't been found out

Post.

Whose idea was it?

Kind of both but mostly mine.

She told me she thought about it a few times when she was younger.

I said it's never too late lol.

I fucked your mom.

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