I work at a movie theater, ask me anything

I work at a movie theater, ask me anything.

Why do you have such a shitty job?

how much for a blow job?

because I'm home from college and it was the only place hiring summer seasonal employees.

craziest story working there go

You couldn't afford me

A woman has a seizure in front of the soda fountains. The fat fuck customers step over her to get their liquid diabetes when there are 5 other fucking fountains to choose from.

Do you work at a movie theater?

wow did she died?

I might

No, she was able to get up when the paramedics got there to put her on a stretcher.

What position?

whats it like ripping people off for snacks ?

Bruh that's all the theater, not op.

Soul crushing when the customers are cool, and erection inducing when their assholes.

QUINTS

do you see movies early ?

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We can sometimes, but lately nothing has come out lately that made me want to rush to go see it.

wow checked

have your ever put on some porn when the theater was empty ?

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How often do you employees go smoke pot on a normal 8 hour day?

Ever catch or hear anyone having sex in the theatres including oral?

How many attractive females pass thorough your cenima?

Don't know if any do at work, but I know a lot of them smoke on their free time.

Is it true nigs are always loud during movies?

Are cups of warm tobacco dip spit left in auditorium cup holders a big thing in theaters outside of Alaska? I worked at a theater in the interior for a bit, and they were my biggest pet peeve.

Jk, I know it's true

Not yet, but ushers have found used jizz filled jimmy hats on the theater floors.

Haven't seen it yet at my theater, From the Northeast here.

What's a kimmy cat?

I've seen all color of people thrown out or get yelled at for being loud, but yea black people are usually the culprits.

did you like the martian ?

In all honesty, I haven't seen it yet. But it's on my list.

A candam

tanks bruv

how much does it annoy you when someone is texting during a movie ?

Quite a lot. But there is also a lot of low-tier jailbait too, and they try and flirt but come off sounding retarted.

It really only bothers me if they are near me, if they're on the other side of the theater then idgaf

what theater do work at like is it a franchise theater like AMC ?

where do you work?

It's a franchise, certainly not the worst company I've worked for.

what franchise and what is the worst company you ever worked for ?

but McDonalds is the worst I've worked.