I am a flat-earther. Ask me anything

I am a flat-earther. Ask me anything.

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Why can't you bait better faggot?

>I am a flat-earther. Ask me anything.
You're downright fucking ignorant. Nothing to ask.

Does being retarded has impaired you at any point in your life?

Becuase the flat Earth theory can explain alot of life's questions.

Why doesn't anyone love me back?

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what life's questions? Cause if you want i can tell you why your a fag.

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Whats it like?
you know?
being mentally retarded?

strawpoll.me/10758849 help me

I'm far from retarded. I have a 4.7 GPA and i have a Masters degree in economics.

Has anyone ever actually tested to see if aluminum foil stops evil CIA/Lizard People radio waves?

You're*

Not too sure pal :^)

If you don't understand simple physics and geometry, you won't get econ.

Cool! I have invented the wheel, turned water into wine and also nearly successfully overthrew the turkish goverment. Also i fucked ur mum.
Because everything somebody on the internet says is true, right friendo? :^)

you can lie on the internet, good job!

I know you are joking with me but i have looked into the whole reptoid thing. After research it actually seems plausible.

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I understand advanced physics and geometry. that is what has lead me to my conclusion that the earth is flat.

>Taking the bait

How does it feel to be one of the modern day's biggest retards?

Obviously you don't understand three dimensional vector fields i.e. Gravitational fields.

Believe it or not. It's true!

Why does no one fall off the edge of a flat earth?

This thread isn't about you user :^)

What about them?

HAHA CLASSIC XD

How go round worlds

Because it's guarded by NASA.

Because flat earth is warped within itself like a 4 dimensional moebius strip XDDDDD idiot

can you explain the south pole?

It does not exist and penguins are a ruse by the CIA to make you think that neptune is not colonized by aliens

I'll dumb it down for you, even include a pretty picture for you:
>center of mass
>attractive field in all directions
>forms a sphere

how's your cousin, cletus

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>4.7 GPA
>In college
nice one m8

I'm guessing that you where talking about how planes go around the world? here is my explanation. Pilots gps nav systems are programmed by the government so the co in a circular motion which tricks people into thinking the earth is a sphere.

Yeah. Umm... Hi.
I have a question.
You're dumb.

why is the earth flat when other observable cosmic bodies are rounddue to the pull of gravity?

like what

but what is the fucking point? if there earth really is flat what would be the point of lying about it? Also as if some random sailor wouldnt get to the edge and film it. There is no money to made here just stupidity

Explain why weather balloon cameras that you can do yourself show the curvature of the fucking earth you twat

The south pole makes a wall around the earth.

Also i did not write this.

martymer 81 fllat oiut wrong
Also sr 71 and U2 pilots can see a slight curvature

IDK guys.

It looks pretty flat to me.

> far from retarded
> Masters Degree in economics
Pick 1

How did the autism tests come along?

Provide a picture of the current working model for flat earth, please.

what the fuck, stop impersonating me. This is absolutely not me!

You're extremely ignorant. The law you have presented was completely fabricated.

I was going to ask the same thing, what is the ultimate goal of covering up a round earth? Wouldn't such an elaborate lie be very difficult to maintain and keep consistent?

Sheep.

what (type of) evidence would prove to you that earth is a sphere instead of a flat disc?

duh, why would you establish a model which only works in a 3d enviroment, when earth is clearly 2 dimensional...

I'm not too sure but i am trying to find out why!

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Flat Earthers are simply attention whores

>I am a flat-earther. Ask me anything.
How does it feel knowing you can't ever prove something you believe so hard in?

I don't know what U2 has to do with this.

>when earth is clearly 2 dimensional...
But literally everything else is 3 dimensional

I was tested an i don't have it. Nice try though. Also you shouldnt make jokes about autism

Sheep? You do realize that you can go get your own telliscope and see for yourself that you're a fucking faggot

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Nothing. most of the evidence is made by the government.

-_- Its a hig altitude recon plane

You can't disprove it though.

how can you believe evidence is real, when chemtrails are real?

OP HERE I DID NOT WRITE THIS

Actually it does not prove anything at all

The common flat-earther argument, im supposed to bring out evidence in support of a ball earth, and then you go and deny that any of its real, and each explanation you have to counter my arguments and facts are more insane than the last, and eventually leads into a gigantic circular argument because you refuse to listen to any semblance of reason.

I am not a faggot friend. I happen to be married to my beautiful wife

like i said a plane's gps is programmed and so are the windows.

Well you obviously don't listen to any substance of reason because you think the earth is spherical.

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>Nothing. most of the evidence
but for your beliefs to be logical you must have a test for them. For example, if you could go to edge of eath take a picture with a camera that'd disprove the spherical earth notion. So what would falsify the flat earth theory?

but you can't go to the edge of the earth because NASA guards it.

Just because you have a wife doesn't mean your not a faggot. You're living a lie.

8th grade geology

Holy shit wtf you're a fag

people have flown over both poles, russia nuked the north one. Fucking commies killed santa

Im an Inter-dimensional Earther.

I believe that all time occurs at once.
Past, present, future....due to earths gravity, we are outside of normal space time....thats why we have never been visited by aliens

Not sure if OP, but. do you honestly believe nasa guards all of the edge, and you and all your friends can't make it there?
> also, how do you explain the moon phases?

I AM NOT GAT. THIS IS THE ONLY GAY PIC ON MY PC SO SHUT UP I HAVGE A WIFE

its more of a dome really than a flat earth

But the earth isn't a sphere. Its spin causes it to deform and bow out in the middle.

Because niggers control the world.

the facts dont lie non believers

If the earth is flat like a plate which side does the fork go on?

OP here. I'm signing off the thread. was a sick thread doe.

Explain why weather balloon cameras, that you can do yourself, show the curvature of the Earth.

OP HERE I DID NOT WRITE THIS