Be conservative

>be conservative
>get high
>think about politics
>the liberals seem to make more sense about what's really happening in the world
>start to come down from high
>realize those thoughts were stupid and go back to being a conservative

Does this happen to anybody else?

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liberals are retarted.

its a state of mind thing. i tend to be more conservative when im pissed or sober for awhile, my primitive male angst just comes, but when i smoke i'm pretty liberal. liberals might be winey fucks but it seems its what i agree with the most

both are shit

no, im a liberal

>Socially liberal
>Financially Conservative

No problems mate

>Smoke weed erry day.
> Care about people and exhibit compassion
> Conservatives make sure weed stays illegal
>They're selfish
You woke up for a second user
Then you went back to sleep.
Zzzzzzzzzzzz

this

thats why canada is ran by liberals, everyones fucking high

Take mushrooms or Lucy and realise everything is just the way it's supposed to be.

drugs turns too many people into manipulative, souless machines that live only to take drugs, and have no regard for their own health or for their family

at the very least, you'll suffer guilt and regret over not working harder in your life to your potential, since you sat around and smoked weed too much

this is OP coming down from the high, by the way. I'm sober enough to have conservative viewpoints but high enough that kind of realize how uptight and compulsive my mindset actually is

In summary :- you are a massive homo?

>drugs turns

alot of great facts u just threw out there

>2009
graduate high school
>be conservative
>2013
graduate college
>be moderate

>overall, libtards make more sense

If you disregard the fringe on both sides of the spectrum, Libs show more sense, compassion and engage in long term practical solutions whereas conservatives want instant gratification.

Conservatives have this mantra (if youre having problems its because youre lazy hurrrr) that ignores real world problems while simultaneously telling everyone to just work harder.

They ignore things like redlining which the Community Reinvestment Act addressed, things like income/financial inequality, which hinder our economic system, stifle growth and aggravate existing social ills. The notion of supply side economics, (disregarding the fact that we have 40 years proving it doesnt work) in a consumer side economy is retarded.

Another thing I dont get is, conservatives seem to be pro-capitalism, yet embrace things that are inherently anti-capitalistic, like pandering to big business and encouraging monopolies, cutting education funding (which is cutting investments for the future, which in the long run fucks you, not a hard concept) and crying about things like healthcare and infrastructure updates. A higher quality society costs more, it isn't a hard concept. And no one needs to tax the middle class more, we need a progressive tax system, not regressive.

This isn't a difficult concept, but people attach their pride to their party and welcome dumb platforms, notions and ideologies simply because hurrr durr my party is right, yours is wrong. Or, because lobbying and money.

Same thing happens to me. When you're high it seems like... if everybody felt like you did the world would be better off... which I think is what liberals actually believe... and I don't doubt it would be a better (and more boring) place. But you should just consider yourself a libertarian. Perfect blend of conservative shit with the liberal shit... a political policy of stay out of my shit and I'll stay out of your shit... and if we want to the government won't get in the way of we want to shit together.

>the physiologic and biochemical reality of addiction and drug withdrawal

those are my facts

I thought liberals were supposed to believe in science?

it's called neoliberalism

it's just the way things are

ppl need to realize they're gonna die one day and none of this shit matters lol

Caffeine has turned me into a better person. Thanks physiologic, (INSERT BUZZWORD) and biochemical reality of of addiction.
SCIENCE BITCH.

Bruh, I have 2 BAs, one in PoliSci and another in Economics. You saying "it's called neoliberalism" is a classic conservative undercutting in an attempt to say anything we can do to make the world better for the current and future inhabitants is not worthwhile because wahh we all die.

What's worse is conservatives are largely Christian and step on all the people Jesus tried to help.

tl;dr you're a selfish dickhead who is too lazy and unmotivated to make things better while Libs work towards making things better.

>conservatives seem to be pro-capitalism, yet embrace things that are inherently anti-capitalistic, like pandering to big business and encouraging monopolies,

Being a monopoly is the capitalist "goal", it means you lead your business in all the right directions and won the game. The actual goal pertaining to how it effects society is admittedly shitty.
However, it doesn't matter, because what society benefits from are all the businesses that play the game against each other, all while we throw our money into the economy

Economically or socially?

You should go outside and visit a AA meeting, or volunteer at a drug rehab clinic. See what real addiction has an effect on people (i.e Heroin, cocaine, etc. Not your faggy caffiene you dumb faggot)

business =/= economics, and capitalism is an economic system. You saying "being a monopoly is the capitalist goal" would be like me saying the goal of hockey is to be paid the most. It sounds retarded, because what you said is retarded.

calm ur fuckin tits dickweed i'm on ur side

i was referring to this:
>Another thing I dont get is, conservatives seem to be pro-capitalism, yet embrace things that are inherently anti-capitalistic, like pandering to big business and encouraging monopolies, cutting education funding (which is cutting investments for the future, which in the long run fucks you, not a hard concept) and crying about things like healthcare and infrastructure updates.

to me, it stops being capitalism when the govt steps in to bail u out every single time

you're so open minded your brain fell out

>the goal of hockey is to be paid the most.

it most definitely is. Your team wants to win games and become champions, to get more fans into seats, to sell more tshirts, to charge more for commercials. Are you saying that pro athletes care about muh glory more than their multi-million dollar paycheck? get the fuck outta here

"to me, it stops being capitalism when the govt steps in to bail u out every single time"

America has never been pure capitalism. It's always been a heavy mix of social and capitalistic policies, with socialist policies dominating everything. Military, libraries, police force, fire stations, hospitals, infrastructure, education.

The thing conservatives dont realize is pure, unregulated capitalism will turn into crony capitalism/oligarchism every single time.

There's a reason there's been anti-collusion, anti-trust, anti-monopoly laws put in place on the decades and its because big business doesn't regulate itself, nor act in the interest of the consumer or society. Ethics in business is becoming a huge thing, it's why Google's unofficial motto is "Dont Be Evil".

>it most definitely is.

No, the goal of hockey is to win the game.

The goal of the owner is to be paid the most, in which avenues such as merchandise sales, seasonal standings, etc take place.

Two different things and are mutually exclusive.

People can and do function 'normally' and well even when addicted/dependent on 'hard drugs'. What is your point? Who are you to say how people should or should not live their lives.....?

bang on

Also

Players do care about their glory. People care about more things than money, such as legacies. If they never cared, things such as Halls of Fame never would have come into existence.

If you cant grasp that then its because you're a short sighted greedy twat without ambition.

No, I never think about politics when high. For me, getting a high is a change to not have to think about such complex matters.

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>Libs show more sense, compassion and engage in long term practical solutions whereas conservatives want instant gratification.
topkek

Is that your favorite sport? How'd you get into it? How was it for you when the league got locked out for a year?

>retarted
This is why I'm not conservative

I picked it as a random example.

Great response m8. Analytical and critical thinking must be your fortitude.

>you woke up for a second

be serious. liberals are fucking retarded. they gave birth to people who are scared of the world and expect everything to be handed to them. Liberals are just children in an adults body stomping their feet saying "you should fat-shame people just because they cant stop eating". Just a bunch of social justice warriors turning the world into a fuck hole where nobody can do things for themselves and scared to face reality.

>People can and do function 'normally' and well even when addicted/dependent on 'hard drugs'.

Are you fucking retarded? We aren't talking about Mr Wendy's manager that snorts a little coke on the weekends. We're talking about 48 year old guys that are unemployed, no family, lives in a shack, and does what he can to afford his habit of 3 bags of heroin per day, and literally can't form a coherent thought because his brain is so fried from years of toxic metabolic encephalopathy. They're alot more prevalent in society than you think

>when hyperboles make up your entire baseless rant.

>engage in long term practical solutions
lets legalize homo marriage NOW. lets open these borders for more rapist/drug dealing mexifags NOW. lets pass this non-affordable care act NOW.

>start to come down from high

nope

Project much?

>horhur no response so im gonna call his reply a hyperbole.

>when u love fags and niggers this much
>congrats ur cool
>i bet u get all the gurls to
>oh and you must love the religion of peace islam!

if everyone were liberals then the future would be like Equilibrium.

My point still stands...
How on earth do you know what I think?

born 1989
neoconservative by grade 9 2003
staunch far anarchist 2008
fakie some libertarianism 2012
take the new pol quiz other week tells me im leftist
>mfw

Their wouldnt be a future retard society and civilization would collapse into the pit of faggotry and bad ideas

Socially or economically

You come off as incredibly sheltered mate.

>this whole thread
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It lowered your I.Q . then it went back to normal. Liberals can't think long term and usually support nation destroying notions. Although, it'd be nice to say let everyone do whatever, people would make the world crumble trying to be the #1 victim in this age.

>My point still stands...

No, you're just so fucking dumb you don't even realize that I tore your entire viewpoint to shreds with logic. Cognitive dissonance

its the same thing you retard newshit

This

Samefag

>hurhur different opinion, must be sheltered; my cuck views are obviously superior.

Lel no im top fgt is on bottom

...

liberals r scared of what the right wing is doing to the world, and with good reason

meanwhile, conservatives can't seem to shut the fuck up about their guns getting taken away

so who's scared rly?

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OP here, now I'm just about sober.

Liberals are such fucking cucks, holy shit

STOP TROLLING UR NOT COOL

Has the political climate ever been this toxic before? I feel like the parties are going to split like in the 60's again. We have the Berniecrats that hate hillary as much as the republicans, but also the establishment republicans hating what Trump's entire platform is. What the fuck is going on anymore

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>calls liberals "retarted"
>so dumb can't even spell retarded correctly

>Liberals can't think long term and usually support nation destroying notions

finally someone gets it

Interesting. Does your opinion change when you think about a particular issue or do you just feel generally less conservative?

if anything liberals are sheltered who cant see the way the world is. I know how people are, Ive interacted with different types of people. Stereotypes are a thing for a reason. Youve been hand fed bullshit your entire life and you bought into it. Liberals like to believe they are open minded but they arent. They have a disillusioned sense of reality. They think the world is all sugar plums and gumdrops but its not.

you realize that spellcheck is a thing now, right?

Are you shitpoisting or are you really just that dumb?

Richfags support the establishent.
Berniecrats are needy lazy fags
Hillarys fans are women and people who think that she is "realistic"
Ppl who support trump actually know what the fuck is going on or they could be a redneck

...

Maybe that fictitious junkie enjoys living like that. Or he loves dwelling on his own pain and the spiral that he is in.
If you want to stop using you can stop. Easier said than done, but you can do it.

Withdrawl from weed.
Is this nigga serious?

Not at all for me, my inner Sup Forums stays just as strong as ever both sober and high.

More buzzwords and claims, no evidence. You are a little piece of poo.

10/10 egocentrism you autistic sped

Sup Forums sucks i kinda wanna go back like theres so many tumblr cucks are reddit nerds who think they undertsamd the world

This makes you a libertarian.

WHY ARE YOU NOT VOTING LIBERTARIAN

So when you're at your most passionate and focused, you're conservative, but when you're stoned, you're a liberal? If you agree with liberals the most, it's because you're a goddamn stoner.

Except I have a better job than you, a hotter girlfriend than you, better friends than you.

You conservatives are literally theocratic retards throwing temper trantrums because the advancement of society is alienating you idiots.

Have fun, bitch boy.

>Ive interacted with different types of people

congratulations man. i can't believe i never thought about how conservatives have interacted with different types of people, while liberals just haven't. i now see that liberals are wrong to think they are right, and conservatives are right to think they are right.

if you would listen to yourself you would realise that your argument is completely non-specific to liberals, i could swap those political labels for anything and it would sound exactly the same.

Yeah, Trump's going to win but it won't be actual hell as democrats put it

If anything it'll be a second reagan almost, hope he comes around on some ideas to steal bernie supporters

>Maybe that fictitious junkie enjoys living like that. Or he loves dwelling on his own pain and the spiral that he is in.
>If you want to stop using you can stop. Easier said than done, but you can do it.

I volunteered at a hospital and literally every drunk/addict that walked in desperately looking for rehab and detox in order to get their life back, they would stay for a week, get clean, and then fall right back into it a couple days after being discharged. I felt bad for the drug-addiction doctors because they worked so hard but were making no difference at all

>wasting gas
>wasting time
>candidate that wont win
>trump is better fgt

So throwing money at niggers and trailer trash is a great idea?
Funding baby slaughterhouses?
Fag marriage really does the world good.
Wasting money and time on the fake bullshit you call climate change is great to. Fuck you and your bullshit landwhale friends.

lazy bait is lazy.

im sure he wants all his college loans paid off for him too

gr8 b8 m8

Theres no liberals here i can sense the trolls

What if it was the other way around.

What if I'd met a whole bunch of people in a whole bunch of bad circumstances, but they'd all been basically good people.

The only meaningful difference between all the liberals and conservatives I've met is conservatives take longer to trust outsiders.

Sometimes that's a damn good thing because they'll often save your ass. Sometimes it's a bad thing because you watch them get played by others.

>liberal getting triggered

I have a highly paying, satisfying job that also puts me into a higher rank of society. My girlfriend is a popular instagram model with conservative viewpoints. And my friends are all loyal brothers that would take a bullet for each other. I think I'm doing okay

Not b8 m8

nigger you dont know what I do for a living. You dont know how hot my girlfriend is. You dont know my friends. I work three days a week and bring in 140K a year. I am sure hands down my job is better than 98% of the people on here. and my girl brings in 120K a year. So go fuck yourself and your mediocre girlfriend. She is probably fucking one of your friends anyways.

We got ourselves a fart smeller over here, boyz.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I admire your big dreams fella but u dont have a popular instagram model conservative barbie doll bud, you're on Sup Forums.

psychedelic drugs actually turned me into a spiritual nietzschean who supports trump and lite white nationalism.

used to be a fedora atheist commie.