Hey sweetie!

Hey sweetie!

I know you like your 'tendies', but I figured we could try something new today!

I deep fried some tofu for you to try, and made some nice soy sauce dressing to dip them in! You can even use your fancy chopsticks to eat it if you like!

Shit that actually sounds good
Is it good?

DRIVE ME TO MICKY D'S NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Its fucking shit

LoF veg food is goat tier though. If it's like that I'm down

It *is* good sweetie, and it's good for you! See? It doesn't have to be tendies all the time!

>deep fried

fatass

Soy doesn't do shit for you. At all

Now now honey, just... just try them. Please? Mommy worked hard on these. Try it for me, okay?

I'd rather eat shit than that. Drive me to Micky Dicks now.

Don't say stuff like that, honey. Mommy is trying to help you.

Give them a try, it's better than the 'tendies' you always eat, trust me!

You're probably worse off eating that than chicken tenders.

Honey, you know we can't go into McDonald's anymore, after what happened in the ball pit last week.

Come on, sweetheart, just... just try it, okay?

No. Micky Dicks. Now

YOU KNOW I EARNED THOSE GOOD BOY POINTS NOW GIVE ME CHICKY TENDIES

H-honey... you... you can either eat these, or not eat. That's your choices.

Honey... you spent every last one with the ball pit last week. That's why we can't go back to McDonald's, remember?

Try them! Please?

This is where the tendies copy pasta belongs.

>RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Marinated tofu is so freaking good. If there's a Wallmart groceries store near you, I highly recommend buying several packs. Total yum:)

I'm not eating.

NOOOOOOO I WANT CHICKY TENDIES NOT THIS YUCKY STUFF

Samefag

How can you tell??

Damn, I'm a vegetarian so I love this shit!

IM GONNA SHIT ALL OVER THE WALLS MOM

kek

Sounds like something my boyfriend would make.
Then he'd cum on them and tell me to eat them.
You think I'm kidding but I'm not.

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Hey... did I mention I'm vegan. Because I am vegan. Wanna know why I am vegan? I am a vegan