Why don't they give a crud?

Why don't they give a crud?

Fuck sake, was hoping for a no cringe day

A crud ? What the fuck is this

N
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Y
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C
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***clap***

A fuck ? What the crud is this?

Crud is the nice way of saying crap which is the nice way of saying shit which is basically poop

whats the topic. i dont get it

(SHOUT THE OPPOSING TEAM'S NAME!!!!!)

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Who doesn't care, and about what?

They're in first place in the Eastern Conference and are one of three teams with at least 30 points so far.

I tuned in to the final 15 mins of their last game against SKC and it was absolutely dire. Team should just be disbanded desu

>Were the New York boys(girls)

COME ON NEW YORK SCORE A GOAL IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
PUT THE BALL INTO THE NET & WE'LL GO REALLY MENTAL

>Come on New York it's really very simple, put the ball into the net and we'll go really mental

uuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

It was NYC's 3rd game in 8 days and it was 100 degrees on the field. I wouldn't look too much into the poor performance. With that said the match should have been a 1-1 draw, but their keeper is absolute shit.

TWO TWIN TOWERS, SITTING ON A WALL
TWO WIN TOWERS, SITTING ON A WALL
AND IF ONE OF THOSE TOWERS SHOULD ACCIDENTALLY FALL
THERE'D BE ONE TWIN TOWER, SITTING ON A WALL
THERE'D BE

Supporter groups were a mistake.

>****Songs not included on this list may still be sung during the game****

>We're the New York boys(girls)
What did they mean by this?

Should just sing Frank Sinatra - New York, be alot fucking better than this shite.

>tfw your club doesn't have traditional clapping chants

*OVERHEAD CLAP*

does that mean you sing it afterwards, or that you sing a different one depending on your gender. becasue the latter wouldnt sound very good

We don giv a clap !
*clap* , *clap*

clapclapclap (repeat)

>giving a crud

Because they're hooligans, duh

>Na na na na na na na
>Na na na na naaaa na
>Na na na na na na na
>Na na na na na naaaa, na

I always thought "Your team team will always be a joke until they have a cup" was the worst but today I realized they unrionically stole Clarissa Explains It All opening song

how on earth would you figure out the rhythm to this

it's really very simple

Come on UK figure out the rhythm it's really very simple

Obviously there is no rhythm. You just say 'na' until your team scores a goal or wins.

I fucking dont anyway

What's their obsession with the subway?

***CLAP***

WE'RE HERE, WE DRINK LITE BEER, GET USED TO IT!

Holy shit the sheet could literally say "Chant in rhythm: N Y C!" And then maybe something cliché like Frank Sinatra and it would be good, fuck New York teams jesus christ why are they all such shit

>N... Y... C... ***Clap***

What did they mean by this??

Anyone have that "We are hooligans" pic?

your MLS eastern conference leaders

>Against Modern Football
KEK

Why do americans have to turn everything into a badly scripted disney show?

Australia never disappoints

>Ameriblobs

which is a nice way of saying shit

somebody post the pic of their fans unironically holding up a sign that says "against modern football"

gotchu

Kek thanks user

Dont fucking use that word you cuck

>My city.
>My club.