Dubs decides what i buy

Dubs decides what i buy
Trips decides what i do with the machete

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Bandages and chop off a finger

Buy a tranny whore and cut off it's dick.

buy as many machetes as possible, give them out to a bunch of kids at a playground.

Chop your machete in half and then buy a new machete with your money

chop off a finger and stick it in your ass with timestamp

Oooohhhhh myyyy goooooddddd

Use blade to cut Sup Forums into your arm and draw a timestamp with the blood on the floor/table.

Or buy as many dum dum lolly pops as you can off amazon.

buy pokemon go coins, chop phone in half

Use money to buy several gallons of chocolate milk and black sheets.

Wrap sheets around yourself to look like a ninja.

Use machete to go ninja on the gallons of chocolate milk.

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chop off your dick

buy a better life
end life

Wash it off, put on gloves and some good looking clothes, give it to a homeless man saying if he kills the next person to walk by, you will give him 15 grand.

This

thats not a machete thats a pirate sword

buy as many barbie games you can and sell the machete to buy more barbie games

Write Santa a letter and go to sleep

buy another machete

Roll for this, but if dubs give money to said hobo.

Don't kill your mom

papercut your dickhole with every bill, then slice your dickhole with machete

its honestly very effective at chopping and cutting. a very bad ass machete. only downside is the handle could 8/10 would recommend. 17 inch blade 5 inch handle.

Do nothing and go to sleep

rob someone at a pokestop

make a new life in the woods using just that and the clothes on your back

no its pirate sword for stealing treasure

Buy: Clorox bleach
Do: Put said bleach on the machete and stab your left arm with it.

cut all your money with the machete

Buy: the biggest tub of lube you can find
Do: cut off all of your fingernails

buy weed. I am the dubs king.

Buy me a amazon gift card

Wipe ass with every bill then go buy a few things with it, laugh at cashiers taking your poo money

Send that money here boi

reroll

chop up the money with machete
-or-
or donate the money to Tim Canova.

Cut the money

Hey I got dubs

Roll

Just realized somebody already did what is life

doubling up
rolling for trips

Throw it all at Hillary Clinton

buy as much mayonnaise as you can can fill your bathtub with it, cut your wrists with the machete and bleed into the tub, mix and bathe.

Buy a bunch of extra small condoms

ROLLIN for this

13in dildo n cut that dong

Chop off a finger and buy me a steam card ivolcan22

Re

A horse dildo

S A T A N H A S A R R I V E D

Op post proof.

So... Use the machete to acquire a horse dildo?
Trips have spoken, even though I clearly can't see how a machete can be used for that.
grats on 666

krs fag

Satan here. Since I also got dubs I request that op buy a horse dildo, and do [the horse dildo] with the machete. I don't know if that means chop it up or what. Just do something with it.

Satan here, I meant buy a horse dildo

Satan here, fuck you you fake

Put machete outside

With the machete.

chop off someones head

OP needs to deliver in the following day

Offer to trade the machete for a horse dildo. Maybe make a horse dildo using the machete?