Dubs decides what i buy
Trips decides what i do with the machete
Dubs decides what i buy
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Bandages and chop off a finger
Buy a tranny whore and cut off it's dick.
buy as many machetes as possible, give them out to a bunch of kids at a playground.
Chop your machete in half and then buy a new machete with your money
chop off a finger and stick it in your ass with timestamp
Oooohhhhh myyyy goooooddddd
Use blade to cut Sup Forums into your arm and draw a timestamp with the blood on the floor/table.
Or buy as many dum dum lolly pops as you can off amazon.
buy pokemon go coins, chop phone in half
Use money to buy several gallons of chocolate milk and black sheets.
Wrap sheets around yourself to look like a ninja.
Use machete to go ninja on the gallons of chocolate milk.
chop off your dick
buy a better life
end life
Wash it off, put on gloves and some good looking clothes, give it to a homeless man saying if he kills the next person to walk by, you will give him 15 grand.
This
thats not a machete thats a pirate sword
buy as many barbie games you can and sell the machete to buy more barbie games
Write Santa a letter and go to sleep
buy another machete
Roll for this, but if dubs give money to said hobo.
Don't kill your mom
papercut your dickhole with every bill, then slice your dickhole with machete
its honestly very effective at chopping and cutting. a very bad ass machete. only downside is the handle could 8/10 would recommend. 17 inch blade 5 inch handle.
Do nothing and go to sleep
rob someone at a pokestop
make a new life in the woods using just that and the clothes on your back
no its pirate sword for stealing treasure
Buy: Clorox bleach
Do: Put said bleach on the machete and stab your left arm with it.
cut all your money with the machete
Buy: the biggest tub of lube you can find
Do: cut off all of your fingernails
buy weed. I am the dubs king.
Buy me a amazon gift card
Wipe ass with every bill then go buy a few things with it, laugh at cashiers taking your poo money
Send that money here boi
reroll
chop up the money with machete
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or donate the money to Tim Canova.
Cut the money
Hey I got dubs
Roll
Just realized somebody already did what is life
doubling up
rolling for trips
Throw it all at Hillary Clinton
buy as much mayonnaise as you can can fill your bathtub with it, cut your wrists with the machete and bleed into the tub, mix and bathe.
Buy a bunch of extra small condoms
ROLLIN for this
13in dildo n cut that dong
Chop off a finger and buy me a steam card ivolcan22
Re
A horse dildo
S A T A N H A S A R R I V E D
Op post proof.
So... Use the machete to acquire a horse dildo?
Trips have spoken, even though I clearly can't see how a machete can be used for that.
grats on 666
krs fag
Satan here. Since I also got dubs I request that op buy a horse dildo, and do [the horse dildo] with the machete. I don't know if that means chop it up or what. Just do something with it.
Satan here, I meant buy a horse dildo
Satan here, fuck you you fake
Put machete outside
With the machete.
chop off someones head
OP needs to deliver in the following day
Offer to trade the machete for a horse dildo. Maybe make a horse dildo using the machete?