Gimme some real vile...

Gimme some real vile, offensive jokes Sup Forums the kind I can tell at the bar tomorrow and hopefully make an SJW go home and hang themself

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Bumping for nice, france jokes

Tell them about your life, everyone at the bar will kill themselves

Q: What does a Minecraft turkey say?

A: Cobble, cobble, cobble!

France is a shitty country, even the Nice parts are rundown.

Vile would imply somethings wrong with it but everyone hates niggers

Whats the difference between slaves and snow tires? tires don't sing when you put chains on them

Q: Why are there cotton balls inside of pill bottles?

A: To remind black people that they were slaves before they were drug addicts.

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i may not be an sjw but im certainly tying a noose for myself

success

Q: what's the difference between my grandmother and a dead baby? A: my grandmother won't let me fuck her in the ass.

Very nice meme friend

What's 19" long, rigid, and makes women scream at night?
Sudden infant death syndrome

What's faster than a black man stealing your tv?
His brother with your DVD player.

hell take that initiative buddy. America.

What do you do after you rape a 12 year old deaf dumb and blind girl?

break her fingers so she can't tell her mom

how do you get a faggot to fuck a woman?

shit in her cunt

What is black and blue and hates sex?
A rape victim

What is it called if white is on top and black on bottom?
Society
What is it called with black on top and white on bottom?
Rape

What does a baby look like after being microwaved for 12 minutes?

The fuck do I know, I keep my eyes closed while I masturbate.
It's the screams that do it for me.

What do you call a black priest?

Holy shit

Whats the best thing about fucking 25 year olds?
theres twenty of them.

There is 25 of them?

How do you know an Italian's been in your backyard?

Your garbage is knocked over and your dog's pregnant.

What do you call a faggot that has anal warts and fingers his sister?
Sister fister Keister blister.

20 5 year olds

no there is 20 of them... sound it out. its really sick

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

My mom always said I'm like my dad.

Cause I always beat her when I'm drunk

OR even better, 25 one year olds.

What did Abraham Lincoln say that next morning after that night of drunkness?

"FREED WHO?"

damn nigga.. this made me laugh.

Why is eating vegetables like anal sex?
if you were forced to do it as a kid you hate it as an adult.

tbqh if you even hint at something that might be a rape joke sjws go insane

Whats the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al-Qaeda training camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

you could ease them in with: "rape is such an ugly word; i prefer 'struggle snuggle' "

Did you know that Native Americans are living proof that niggers fuck buffalo?

surprise forced sex roleplay struggle snuggle

What's the hardest thing about eating vegetables? The wheelchair

kek, they do seem to prefer longer terms for stuff.
i wish george carlin was still around.

Ever heard of ku klux kenevil?
Tried to jump 100 niggers with a steam roller

what's the hardest thing about microwaving a baby?

my dick

Whats the difference between Michael Brown and Anton Sterling?

I dont know I just pull the trigger.

Welcome to Sickipedia 2009 ladies and gents

What do you call a black woman that has had 6 abortions?

A crime fighter

What do you call a fag in a wheelchair? Rolaids.

what's blue and hangs frim a tree in my backyard?

a nigger. i can paint him any color i want.

Did you hear about the NIIICE attack this week?

Underrated post

That is a particularly fine set of teeth

>*twenty five year olds

What's the difference between batman and a nigger? Batman can go out without Robin.

What do you call someone with a nose and no body?

Nobody knows.

What's the best thing about fucking a newborn baby?

Deep throat, whichever way up you hold it.

Op you're an edgy child.
/thread.

Inb4 b-but you can't thread your own comment.

Don't care. Thread is cancer and full of high school trash. Leave Sup Forums.

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kek'd

Q: how many niggers does it take to shingle a roof?
A: 6 if you slice them thin enough.

So that's why you're here

>Thread is cancer and full of high school trash.

GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why do you wrap masking tape around your hamster?

so it doesn't explode when you fuck it

Holy fucking newshit

newfaggggg

How many Jews can you fit in a car?

Depends on how big the ashtray is.

What did the little black kid say when he had diahreah?
I AM MELTING!!!

Cool. Now I'm getting bombarded by new kids.

>saged
>moving onto new thread to bully losers like you guys

Peace

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Why was OP born with really big bug eyes?
You would be bug eyed too if you spent the last nine months dodging a coat hanger.

Why don't you go enjoy one of the many other classy, adult threads on Sup Forums you colossal fucking faggot

how did the buck find his sister in the bush?

not too bad actually

What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of dog shit?

After a while the shit will turn white and stop smelling.

kys

Poopoo head xD

A silly SJW faggy millennial subhuman trash who is personally guilty for majority of rapes and murders all around western world.

How does it feel promoting rape and murder, kid?

Poopoo head xD

Poopoo head xD

I bet you think filthy Frank and leafy are funny, you fucking faggot. Get out of the thread.

Only faggots say kys

A bucket.

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?
Their hips.

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Xd

What happens when a black person dies?

Nigger mortis

Edgy high schooler confirmed

>xD hitler did nothing wrong
>yeah I browse Sup Forums. I'm a Sup Forumsro
>have you guys heard of Sup Forums?

How do you know if a niggress is pregnant?

Stick a piece of chicken (or a bike) in her vagina and see if you can get it back

XD

why couldnt ray charles read?
he is black

Would be better if the answer was:

Cot death