Show me your best pokemon, faggots

show me your best pokemon, faggots

This is from earlier tonight.
Me and ma boy ekans heading through ilex forest in my oculus rift.

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Need more grass type but no grass around

NOW HE HAS A WILLY ON HIS HEAD

EVOLVES INTO BELLEND

Weak af

Im shit smh

How you guys get so much stardust?

True power is in the name of the Pokemon

>memerap

holy fucking pleb

How you get such high cp?

I think it has something to do with being American

Connard

It's true American penis a very big, allows for catching stronger Pokemon.

the higher level you are the higher level pokemon you catch and the higher level the pokemon you evolve become.

I am pleb

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Caught it wild at 112 cp

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Okay cool I'm only lvl 16

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More recent

Useless

The deep web

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Evolved him yesterday

Oddish!!! Its so cute!!!

Only bite and twister weaksauce

What moves does yours have? Oh wait

op here

all your pokemons are FUCKING SHIT

GTFO MY THREAD

EMBARRASSING

Wanna show us your Pokemon then? I bet they're shit

You do realize it's shit, not that guy but any water Pokemon without hydropump is trash. It's not like getting him is difficult, it's standing by a pond and jerking off all day.

Hmm then where's yours if its so easy to acquire? Fag

I don't live near water. Try showing literally any of of your other Pokemon. Oh that's right you probably have one other one over 490 because you sit and farm magicarps all day to post your shit gyrados with twister on Sup Forums.

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magicarp

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How would you know if it was easy to get one if you don't live near water you fucking retard. No substance in your argument. Kys

MY POKEMON ARE RARE. TOO RARE FOR GENERAL PUBLIC FODDER

AS A DEVELOPER OF THE GAME

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Autocorrect m8

He's shit but still cool to brag to my friends. Wait... I don't have any friends.

>how would you know Africa is a country if you don't live there
>how do you know the moon exists if you haven't been on it
>how do you know you're the biggest dumbass that's ever posted
Like I said, you're shit and all you do is play with magikarp asshole. Sucks you wasted all that time for a dogshit roll.

ITT: we all actually argue about how good our Pokemon are and tell each other to commit suicide when they disagree.

My life ambition is to visit the great country of Africa. One day...

You skipped the part where his Pokemon are shit. It's not even and argument it's just a straight fact.

why? all they have there is dugtrios and niggers

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You asked for it

Check em

Just caught a new, just caught some dubs.

Sorry that its just a 400 one

i suk :(