This nigga comes up and slaps your girlfriend's ass. What does Sup Forums do?

this nigga comes up and slaps your girlfriend's ass. What does Sup Forums do?

>my
>girlfriend

kek

get a razor and do him a favor

call the police and tell them he's carrying a weapon.

RIP Jamaal

call in Moonman

unravel his cornrows

Be jelly he didn't slap mine.

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Submit to his raw African dominance and let him have my gf anally.

You sure ? We nig nogs got big dicks

Be glad my gf will finally have a real man touching her.

Beg him not to seduce her. Pay him not to if necessary.

Slap his girlfriend's ass, it's only fair.

Call over the nearby police and scream that he's got a gun.

Offer him my mom's ass to slap too.

Ask him if reparations have been made. If not, declare myself one-somethingth of Native American and go all Hohohohohoho on him

I'm 9'2" and weigh 70lbs, I'd beat him up.

Ask him politely to do it again.

Let him fuck my ass cos Slavery

Ask him if he wants to slap my sister's ass too.

I'd ask him why his head looks like the Church Pews at Oakmont.

braid his hair with sunflowers and pearls

Call 911 and inform them that the ape has escaped the zoo.

They'll probably shoot it.

I'll beg her to let him fuck it instead of slapping it.

Finish his haircut for him, get him a nice cup of tea and drive him home.

Start going drag hoping a specimen of superior of humanity like him does the same to me.

Welp.

lol

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Let him have the plastic boxxie doll cos the poor retarded fucker needs it more than me

It's better that I try to set her up with this guy instead of making a move on her to date her myself, right?

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that dick literally makes it look like she's taking a shit. gross. black people are revolting

Jelly faggot ?

Shit this thread is really full of KEKS

I'd give him 20 bucks and tell him to get a man's haircut.

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Send him back to the fucking barber.

Buy him and sell him once he gets good at picking cotton.

Tell Mickey Mouse to fuck off back to the clubhouse.

fucking retard