We all need to really get laid

We all need to really get laid.

But don't wanna...

Can't say I really have a problem there

What are you gay

Don't lie

Three words

Horny black chicks

Disgusting. Fucking bestiality.

If you guys spent half as much time looking at porn/ bitching about never getting laid, and spent that time actually doing something about it, you probably would get laid! It's summer out there guys! Get out of your bedroom and flirt with some random sluts at the beach! Or maybe hit on the fat chicks at the Pokestop by your house.

>tfw your girlfriend is in Germany

At the end of the day I'm still getting laid!

That's EXACTLY what people say when they're into having sex with their dog.

I fail to see your point

That you are a sick fuck.

Already done. Last night and this afternoon. And she was half my age. How do you like them apples?

So she was 6? Adopted sister I presume?

She's 25 and my wife.

Is that a fucking flute in the bottom right corner

k

but i just did like 2 hours ago

>It's summer out there guys
you think I can't tell with you here?

no

When you take the filter off...

begone sorcerer!

newfags are newfags, summer is lie

don't spread hate, spread smarter hate

I don't think this is what people mean when they say "I'm attracted to a persons brain, not looks"

gnarly joke bro

*brains

Where did you meet her? Is she from an eastern european country?

*double clicks tongue and winks*

you put really in the wrong spot and it really changes the meaning of the sentence

IDK, the last time I showed a girl my brain bathtub full of brains it didn't turn out so good

No, it's epic MSPaint drawing skills that work much better than a rectangle tool

Did you show her your brain bathtub full of plain water? Might work out better.

I'd rather fap; it's less tiring.

And at least I have zero chance of falling for a money-sucking succubus this way. I'd be fapping anyway in that case.

You know, sometimes I get really lonely, and I think to myself, I really need a girlfriend, then I fap, and think 'fuck it'.

How much does she make per night?

Go on Ohlala.com

Right now I'm staying at a friend's house while they're on vacation.
I didnt want to house sit, but I wanted an escape from my girl.
I told her that I had to help my friend, when in reality I was practically begging him to let me stay for a few days.
For sone reason, whenever things are going well I gravitate towards the calming isolation of the aftermath of self destructive behavior.

I love my girl, and we have a great sex life, but I feel like it's only a matter of time before all the cards topple over, yet again. Then, there I'll be - exactly where I expect to - alone once again.
Pussy is what got me into this whole state of mind.

dude...fuck

im ditching my gf, she is a nutcase. she is currently jealous of my housemate. i wish i had any friends left to stay with an escape her nutcase stalking. i cannot do it anymore, she wont accept me breaking up with her! fml