Roast me so i can kill myself

Roast me so i can kill myself...

Cool dog

Nice shoes

R u gote or hueman?
oh rect

It's not a dog man...

I like your hat!

Even in black and white I can tell your fur is dry as fuck and your coloration is horrible. Looks like you sit around eating grass all day, you're so fat. No wonder your sitting down, I bet your hooves can't even support your fat ass.

I'm just going to be honest OP, you look like a pretty cool dude.

You look like the kids who browses all theses "I wanna die" memes on facebook.

Rude

you have a winning smile

Is that a husky?

I'd date OP.
Are you into guys?

No way your four legs gun jump that fence fqgit

Thats the closest thing to a gf youll ever have.

Ya'll made my day

OP needs to stop trying to date humans.

The human ur with looks dead inside

Stop hanging with humans and find a mate for christ's sake...

>hand on the goat
Trying to get your girlfriend into zoophilia again I see.

nice doggy

I like u dude. Wanna hang out? Smoke weed and chill? We going skate with friend soon u can join us

wtf is that hat?
are you going to fish some sheep?
what the superior race, dude?
kys pls

You're not a man

U look chill wanna hang out and fuck some niggers up?

You dont have to be a dick

not your personal oven