In as few words as possible, say how sex happened out of the blue. Give us all hope. Pic captures the idea

In as few words as possible, say how sex happened out of the blue. Give us all hope. Pic captures the idea.

Drove by a house where girls only senior party was happening. They were all drunk. Chatting with girl I liked. She pulled me under pool table to dry hump to orgasm.

Same fucking faggot

Woman moved in next door. Invited her for drink at my house. She offers to give me a massage.

You are Inspector Cluseau. Congrats.

Samefaggot

House party, the bathroom had no god damn door, random girl comes in while I'm peeing, looks at my dick then asked me to cover her while she goes

Riding a bus, woman sat next to me, we started talking about BDSM.

Was fucking her ass and choking her within 8 stops and a 15 min walk.

Go on...
Protecting a girl while she pees is not sex.

>Myspacing
>Upset over ex
>Girl messages me
>Go watch 'From Paris with Love'
>Suggest we go to the car instead
>Don't watch the movie at all

i worked at Pfizer for a while, a girl asked me if we make the viagra there, i said no, but i dont need it anyway. She asked if she can check it, Win

>Uncle says "time to learn a new game."
>It wasn't very fun.

Sauce?

The body of the man in the photo is fit enough for me. Yum! No homo though.

She looks like my wife.

Sauce now :/

>At a wedding
>kept asking chicks to dance
>found one who kept wanting to dance
>hall clears out at 12
>only ones left
>she busts out blow
>doing rails off the bar
>I start fingerings her twat
>she pulls down her underwear and flips up her dress
>fucked her for three hours with unlimited beer and blow
>best night ever

My advice is have confidence in what ever you do. If you cower away and don't make eye contact, they'll never fuck you.

>Hitting on a girl for a year
>No progress what so ever
>Breaks my heart 3 times
>Start fucking up with her emotions
>Open up to her
>She opens up to me
>Spend more and more time together
>After a whole fucking year I build the courage to kiss her
>Make out for 2 hours, adrenaline rush for me, because Beta kissless virgin faggot
>After that start "watching" movies together every other evening
>Every time it ends the same - making out and she's humping my leg
>One evening incoming
>Think I'll actually fuck her
>Evening comes, we start by masturbating each other
>Oral sex
>Let's do this
>Put on a crappy condom
>Can't feel shit
>Feels so shit
>Oh just fuck it
>Finish each other off orally
>Couple of evenings later
>Tell her to fuck it and do it without a condom
>Put it inside her
>Almost came instantly
>Fuck this
>Back to condoms it is and mostly oral sex
>Feeling weird, thinking I might of made her pregnant
>Read lots about how precum can get a girl pregnant
>Talk to her about it
>She says let's just wait and hope for the best
>Nothing happens and she got her period a couple of days ago
>Yes
>Ask her if we're in a relationship
>She tells me that we are since the first time I kissed her.

tl;dr: Hitting on a girl that I actually love for a year, she doesn't like me and ignores me. Start fucking with her emotions and finally get her close. Beta kissless virgin (me) gets a gf and gets laid atleast twice a week (I'm busy working).

So yeah Sup Forums if I managed to get a gf, so can you, just never give up.

I turned around covered the view as much as I could, I tried to peek but no luck, she said that was not very gentleman like, I laughed & when she was done, told me to follow her, down the hall there was 2 bedrooms we got into one there were no locks so anyone could have walked in and there was no furniture but the floors had carpet

Well; you fucked the OP's rules, but it was a good story nonetheless.

6/9 would read again.

underrated post

>She tells me that we are since the first time I kissed her.

Was she 12?

>At music festival
>Drunk as fuck and on MDMA
>Visit random camp and start singing along to their music for three or four songs
>Girls starts kissing me
>We end up in my tent
>Turns out she was 17

First contact to sex was probably less than 20 minutes though my sense of time was pretty distorted.

incest

I fapped

she didnt like the movie, did she see it already?

god tier

Laying in bed with girlfriend.
She rolls over, looking at me. In her words and i quote
"Wanna fuck?"

Now I'm gonna be a dad.

You have all been visited by the check you corners kill the muslims jocko willink.
if you dont reply to this with " hold the line jocko" you mother wil l die

Kek

Met a girl out clubbing, off chops on pills. Back to her house with friends for come down. Around 7am she gets up and says "I'm going to bed, you comming?" We fuck, was topps.

hold the line jocko

ayy le mao