Walk into dad's room

>Walk into dad's room
>See this
>wat do?

>immediately wonder how my father is younger than I am

>been wondering where my horse dildo went

do a 360 and walk away

turn 914 degrees and walk into the door frame

tip my fedora.
360 spin
Moon walk out

turn 180 degrees and moonwalk out

Ask him to return my special plush pony to my room and to kindly stop taking my stuff without asking.

>360 spin
approaches father

Suicide.

I'd get really upset with him because dog dick is clearly superior to horse cock

tell him that things like this unually happen the other way around. that fathers usually walk in on their sons doing some fag shit and thus discover that they have brought yet another faggot into this world and proceed to wonder where they failed, where they messed up, and how things got this bad. then id turn 360 and leave as i mutter something about irony.

Moonwalking is backwards nigger

Dad...you're alive?

Chekt

I tell him to check my trips

I mean these trips

No these wtf

NO THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO THESE DUBS!

Cunt