You can make one rule then every woman have to follow

You can make one rule then every woman have to follow.
What's your rule ?

That atleast one will love me

They have to obey everything men say.

No more feminism, sjw, gender fluid nonsense

They must communicate like bees, by which i mean they must shake their asses to communicate.

Never allowed to tell a lie.

It is forbidden to be stupid, whiny or bitchy.

top kek, good one

you have such a great power, and the only things you think, is about one love ? only ?

stop fucking voting you dumb cunts

stfu

Yes, the would be so boring and simple if I chose that everyone should obey me.

World*

Give a blowie joey as a greeting

Don't laugh at small dicks

kek

True, but you can make inventive rule, not only "obey and suck me" rule

No drama (you fucking melodramatic shitstirrer)

small dick detected

If I say a woman's name, then say point at someone/something and say "attack" she will attack the thing in question. I can use this to take over the world

play skyrim

It's not that small, I just don't like when woman do that ;(

Obey me, but do so without protesting
Try verbally and mentally to justify my demands
Others not currently under influence will not understand the compliance of others to my demands

only 1 woman to every 1 man

Would mostly use this rule to cause hilarity and make hillary step down
I've got my porn collection if I need release

When a man snaps fingers they stop talking and start blowing.

Everyone votes for whatever I vote for. I would have unlimited political power if 50% of the population were automatically in my favor...

they must all have a feminine penis

That they be happy.

Women are required to sign up for selective service and are subject to the same training as men.

No. Get your "I'm not gay but I fap to trap" shit outta here.

this tbh

Not allowed to drive.

Let's keep it semi-realistic, faggot

>beeing able to make rule for women
>want to forbid genderfluid

You have no Power here

All women are now femdoms

>2016
>still believes the two gender nonsense

kys faggot

All women have to fuck or suck my dick on command

>on Sup Forums
>trying to be SJW

Go back to Tumblr faggot

No such thing as small dicks just loose pussy

>implying it is SJW when 70% of the threads on Sup Forums are trap threads

That's just sad

No women are allowed to cheat... Seems pretty reasonable

>implying 70% of Sup Forums isn't faggots

They all have to donate $1 of US currency to me.

underrated

To be feminist

They're no longer allowed to scream hysterically when they see a fight break out between other people. So many fight videos are ruined by women screaming.

They must think before they speak

FUCKING OUCH

Hijab

Another brilliant idea, Steinberg!

this x1000

All are attracted and in love with me unless I outright reject them

Have sex with me on command

Stop fucking giving the Kardashians money.

every women has to do what i say but only if i touch a random body part.

and only if i touch the right body part

No passive aggression

Remember this episode from the twilight zone? Yeah I'll take this...

They must kill any male that is not white or Japanese

Micro penis detected

To make them live & abide by the stupid things that come out of their mouths. Essentially, make being a hypocrite exclusive to men. Now that would be entertaining to watch.

>You are not a spoiled, entitled cunt, and being a cunt doesn't make you any better than anyone else

There.

As soon as a woman falls in love she has to have unprotected sex with a different man than the one she loves, and every week she has to do it again for as long as she stays in love.

tumblrfag alert

Oh my Fucking God; This.

Rule #1: be yourself
(goes for guys too)

No blacks

There are only 2 genders.

Go about your daily lives, but you must comply with whatever order I give.

I basically can control half of the population of the Earth, and that's enough to control the Earth.

I probably wouldn't do much with it though, besides get loads of money and live in luxury.

>taking bait of this low quality

>implying that traps aren't just guys with tits.

Kill yourself please.

They must all become submissive to men. Meaning men can do whatever they want to women, and women must follow every command a man tells them.

they will have to do whatever i tell them

That women force men to be bimbos and that women dominate men

>>>tumblr

By the time you turn 19 you need to have a high school degree or a GED equivelent otherwise you get executed.

Somehow inb4 tips or gtfo

U disappointed me

"Wives, be in subjection to your husbands"
-Colossians 3:18