/mls/ general - WE KEEP DYING OVERNIGHT edition

>13JUL, Wednesday
Columbus Crew vs Toronto FC, 7pm
NYRB vs Orlando CIty, 7:30
Chicago Fire vs Sporting KC, 8:30
Portland Timbers vs Montreal Impact, 10:30
Seattle Sounders vs FC Dallas, 10:30
Vancouver Whitecaps vs Real Salt Lake, 10:30

>Alt-Tab
www.nasl.com/schedule
www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule

>Old Threads

haha retirement league haha

>league where players don't have to worry about dying of disease
How's your day going, Brazil?

dang, it does keep dying doesn't it

kek MLS is better than Brasileirão and it's snail paced matches.

nobody gives a crud

Hard to keep interested when your team sucks Midwest cock all season.

I muted Earthquakes Twitter account after they literally asked us to vote a shot that bounced off the post as the save of the week. No, you fucking sluts, this organization is a joke. Stop funding Twitter bantz and Reddit shills and fix this fucking team.

You keep dying overnight because your meme minor league is garbage and no one cares about it.

scum jose btfo keke

feels fucking amazing mang

>Muh ultras
At least you have your ethics.

>the internets lists wednesdays games as "week 19"
>saturdays games are "week 20"

What the actual fuck, a/sp/ergers.

>white soccer Twitter complaining about how MLS doesn't just shill out for Mexicans
>They're also complaining about the "conditions" NWSL teams have
I fucking hate these cucks
How do we get rid of them?

Stuck with them nigga, cry some more lel

>cucks who just want shit paid for
So basically words have no meaning anymore.

UNION
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>being this butthurt

NO YOU ARE
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>mfw im going to have to bump this shit for you guys every night again
>Soon

Soon

>thread gets bumped
>but it's by a soonposter

I am conflicted about this.

getting in here and posting about stuff would easily prevent the need for bumps tbqh.


>Soon: me edition

>getting in here and posting keeps the thread from dying

Whoa there, buddy, let me write that down.

You're alright except for shitposting about stadium concessions and turf.

>SOURCES: @RayoOKC in talks with Mexican defender Jonny Magallón. #RayoOKC
>SOCCER... A person close to the negotiations has confirmed that Mexican star Omar Bravo will be presented as the newest @RailHawksFC player

How can MLels even compete? When will gulati realize that NASL domination is inevitable?

I like you too NASLshill. Please keep going

>tfw the bad guys are below the red line

>34 year old defender
>36 year old go forward who has already been in MLS

And drogba and fat frank is 38, slippy g is 37. What's your point?

year old defender
>what is galaxy and half of MLels defenders

Literally who?

its called Drogba repellant
>Soon
idratherhavegrassthotbh

your one cowtown will get something soon?

WEDNESDAY GAEMS

Hard on you Crew

Sunday Games:

>Portland Timbers vs. Seattle Sounders, 2:30 p.m. (Fox)
>Montréal Impact vs. New York City FC, 5:00 p.m. (ESPN)
>Philadelphia Union vs. New York Red Bulls, 7:00 p.m. (Fox Sports 1)

>teams only cover like four media markets
>decide to nationally televise these games

MLS deserves its fate. Eastern Conference a shit, West of Mississippi league when??

>trips checked
Philly and NY are different media markets, as are Portland and Seattle, so no idea what you're on about there.

NY has two teams in every other league so why the fuck are you suddenly complaining now?

>tfw above Sounders.

It's going to happen, lads. 2020. St. Louis

Moving to LA, 2021

Based. Feed me more teams, you flyover shits

Can't wait for the next earthquake to destroy LA

mad as fuck flyover kek

Nope not really, I will be laughing when you are crushed by your own rubble and sinking into the ocean with all the shitty teams

>oceanfront beach Nevada team for when California falls into the ocean
Fuck yeah Las Vegas Lakers.

>Montreal vs Toronto is never a nationally televised game
I want off this fucking ride.

KEKE

>tfw another game to lose this week

Nationally televised in which nation?

If my teams mascot was a marketing ploy, I'd shoot myself, too.

>Los Angeles Dr Peppers
>Detroit Ford F-150's
>Phoenix Taco Bells

The one that matters

>the Internet Retarded Post-It Posters

I think they play in the midwest.

>America
>Fuck yeah

Who ya got later today, gents?

>Geiger show on Friday
Will this meme ever end /mls/?

Literally who

Listen punks. Shut up

Nah.

Finally, matches and no tourneys.

Streams when?

>in before insecure southern posters

when will they start?

h-hey t-thanks for bumping the thread

>Soon

actual games with actual teams >soon

That's wassup

TONIGHT

>NYCFC close to signing Luxembourg international CB, Maxime Chanot on a 2-year deal
Daily reminder that international slots don't fucking exist.

OH NO NOT LUXEMBOURG

why does all of am soc media guys have to be such cucks

more "muh black" guy writes an intentionally trolling article and every. single. one. of everyone retweets have and has comments on the article, and most of them are actually listening to it like its a proper argument.

even that token mexican who is like a 9gag troll has a say because all of these pasty white guys "respect his opinion" cause hes' an illegal.

wish the whole journalism base wasnt so horrible desu. but theres literally not one way of following mls day to day without coming across some of these people.

and you know there are a few people (like lalas) who probably wants to BTFO all these pathetic cucks, , except obviously in a liberal-dominated sea anyone different will be discriminated against, and alexi isn't "there" yet.

>Soon: based Trinidad BBC edition

Holy shit you guys, ATL is getting Kanye.

American fans of soccer are the worst
Just ignore them
Maybe one day the white guilt will take care of itself

>NOW

>America has cornered the market on white people
Um, no.

What?

I can't follow Tannenwald on twitter because of all the woman's soccer posts and his TV autism.

>Soon

Why can't they finish? REEEEEEEEEEEEE

i dont know why, i dont know how.

but tannenwald used to be my favorite

now so much womens soccer stuff, im sure he's not even like getting paid to cover it.

the womens soccer thing is also a meme, unironically covering NWSL

I still like him because of his raw autism though, but he tweets about so much lame shit.

Is he Canadian? He tweets about Canadian soccer alot.

bump

>puto

seriously fuck that guy. Even Garber had to call him out.

Dude is dumb. I haven't read the baseball article yet but the American soccer one is grasping at straws.

That's what they get for selling their best player and falling for le college diabetic kid meme

rent seeking &
attention whoring
sack of shit

>Soon

Along with the fact that Seattle is also a old team playing on turf

*barge intensifies*

Looks good to me.

>Bruce's scrappy 1 - 0 wins

Can't handle the suspense.

Who snitched?

>Bench: Roberts, Endoh, Hagglund, Chapman, Beitashour

...

>no gio
>no sacha
>no plata
>no larin
>no kaka

wew

>Soon

>No Kljestan
There goes another player on my fantasy team, not to mention the player I captained.

>making this shitty edit
>putting your name on it as if it was a sign of pride
jej

Comfy.

That's a nice "collar" you got there.

>Davis
>Duvall

thx