Beijing shits all over any other opening ceremony tbf
Jordan Howard
You're exactly right.
Russia tried to out-do us and this happened.
Fucking KEK
Dominic Perez
>American flag
Can't say I'm surprised, you guys can't seem to get that chink dick out your arses.
Lincoln Cooper
>CGI fireworks >slave labour >no charisma >no humour >no narrative
Nah, lad. It was glorified Beyonce concert. No surprise that Yanks lap this shit up when your sports are nothing but sideshow for film trailers, fizzy pop adverts and Coldplay songs
Luke Sullivan
ahahah. best description about american sports i've ever read.
Michael Foster
I thought the Sochi OC and CC were preddy gud desu. Not as good as London, but worth watching nonetheless.
Charles Morris
agreed had artistic stuff had funny as hell stuff when Rowan Atkinson did his thing can't think of a better one
hey don't lump us all in with that gook immigrant shilling for his homeland
Thomas Sanders
london was good but if someone nuked that stadium mid-ceremony the overall quality of music in the UK would improve tenfold
Beijing was based as fuck, and also the best event to watch on Sup Forums since the board came back
>you will never see the galactic chimpout of Phelps winning by .01 seconds again
Hunter Morales
SOME
Owen Sanders
>america literally put ads on instead
Michael Young
It was pure cringe, fuck off Only Britfaggots liked it to be completely honest. Disgusting piece of self adulation MUH EMPIRE MUH BOND MUH WE STILL RELEVANT
D I S G U S T I N G
Aiden Gray
The industrial revolution bit at the start made me tear up a bit, really beautifully done.
Landon Sanders
let's remember the reality
Eli Powell
>German """history""" literally consists of various moustached men declaring themselves Emperors (of fuck all territory) and then a bit of genocide
Michael Kelly
>Britain >White Pick one my friends
Lucas Evans
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Ryan Perez
Who /kenneth/ here?
Carter Ramirez
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Thomas Brown
so tolerant Bejing > your bullshit nigger ceremony
Kevin Carter
>he enjoys watching Opening and Closing ceremonies how does it feel to have a vagina between your legs you cucks?
Thomas Anderson
>this parisian arsehurt
Isaiah Rodriguez
How does it feel to have a head that's flat at the back?
William Sanchez
Funny how only Brits and CommonwealthWORMS say they liked it, rest of the world was just embarrassed kek
Robert Lopez
>Latvian opening ceremony >just some old bloke plucking strings on a board for two hours
Sebastian Nguyen
>the british empire isn't the world Meanwhile the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganiki
Gabriel Scott
>being this butthurt
It was a shit ceremony, get over it Nigel.
Dominic Davis
>now you remember why germany doesn't get the olympics anymore
Leo Morales
saltier than an anchovy's cunt
Brandon Russell
>being that mad it wasn't in Paris
Gavin Thompson
>applauded and praised the world over >shit-breath cowardly frog upset cos paris lost says otherwise
James Cook
That's only because 3/4 of the money spent went to bribes.
Xavier Garcia
The details of this shit was crazy, especially that airport stuff
Jason Mitchell
>Britfuck will literally defends this
well if you liked your multicultral propaganda ceremony, it's ok for you :^)
Jeremiah Thompson
I've said it before and I'll say it again, London has forever ruined the Olympics. It was too good and nothing will ever live up to it.
Do you not remember all the literal cuckoldry OP? The white woman gets impregnated by the black man, they have a daughter, then her boyfriend is an even BLACKER man.
Then the fact in the industrial revolution segment the factory owners were black and the workers were white which I thought was a bit historically inaccurate. Basically everyone was white back then. Owners and workers.
Daniel Lopez
Maybe I'm uncultured or something but that just seemed like some really boring dancing with some really shitty singing of a song with practically no melody.
Elijah Scott
>2012 was 4 years ago >literally cannot remember a damn thing
Leo Cox
Don't worry, the rest of the world thinks otherwise, Flan.
Brody Smith
Really interesting stuff though, prior with Germany apparently knowing about the plans weeks beforehand and doing nothing about it; and afterwards with Mossad going ape shit.
It was amazing, best opening ceremony ever and I can't see it ever being topped in the future.
Asher Miller
But that's your country's greatest achievement m8
>incompetent german snipers Guderian would be so disappointed
Ian Smith
>multicultral propaganda Isnt' that what you try and call your national team?
Ayden Thompson
>>American flag
America's coverage was so butchered their views can't be trusted. Loads of them were literally begging for BBC streams. pls see this picture that was made at the time.
Nathaniel Russell
I ain't a fan of Dizzee, but he helped bring a more mainstream version of grime to the general public, and now Stormzy, Skepta and Co. are huge.
Hell, Drake is signed to Boy Better Know.
All France could provide out of their huge catalogue (no sarcasm) was David button pushing Guetta, for both events, top lel.
Nicholas Reyes
We all know Paris/France would get similar treatment if they were to host it.
Ryder Martin
>letting a rapper performing for a fucking ceremony
Very embarassing
Exactly and I wouldn't say "WAS FUCKING GREAT" like you delusional Brits say. Bejing were much better.
Parker Perry
So you're saying it was bad because of black people.
FFS. neck yerself
Jaxson Barnes
>>letting a rapper performing for a fucking ceremony
He's a well known resident and musical artist of London. It was the London Olympics.
Jaxson Howard
This. I'm dead inside but I watched it a few weeks ago and was crying my eyes out.
>dat Kenneth Branagh >dat soundtrack
Liam Cruz
What would you prefer, some boring pop slag from a reality TV show miming to a backing track?
Don't bother. Deluded Britcucks will never fess up.
Evan Taylor
Can't we all just after that the Industrial revolution , NHS ,James Bond and Mr.bean bit were goat and the rest was shit
If think we can all agree the race mixing shit ruined the laster sections
Isaiah Gutierrez
I want Sup Forums to leave
James Diaz
>celebration of tolerancy >best olympics Nah, eurocuck tier desu.
Carter Hall
It had its moments but overall was average (there have been far, far worse and cringy opening ceremonies over the years). The Games themselves were very good though. Many happy memories.
Carter Clark
This is full on delusion Only good bit was the EastEnders intro and they cut it to barely a second Beijing and Barcelona in recent memory
Anthony Clark
Let us not forget Ed Sheeran's wank cover of Wish You Were Here
Spice Girls were mint tho
Dominic Jones
>spice girls Was that not the closing ceremony?
Chase Barnes
Difference between Russian and British engineering.
Ayden Hill
Says the only country ever to lose two world wars. Speak when spoken to.
Jonathan Hall
Atlanta was great
Angel Peterson
>that underworld soundtrack shit did they play born slippy?
Colton Edwards
What about fuckin Nikki Webster
Samuel Nguyen
Nah but it is really great. Another collaboration with Danny Boyle as well.
I've watched every Olympics since 96. None of them came close to London. It was near perfection.
>spectacular opening ceremony >host city fully embraced the games with 10s of thousands of volunteers >stadiums packed with passionate fans >BY FAR the best tv coverage of any games >many dramatic moments >some of the best athletes of all time competing >great succecss for the athletes of the home nation >the host city not financially ruined >legacy cemented
We will never see anything like it again.
Rio is a guaranteed clusterfuck Japan is too unrelatable to the rest of the world
That's the next two failing to match London already
Even the shitposters agree
>"It is one thing for the British to thrash Australia in the medals table of the London Olympics. But now the Games are over, it is just as clear they have knocked Sydney off its pedestal as the best host of a modern Olympic Games. As awful as it is to admit, London 2012 was bigger, slicker, almost as friendly and more thoughtfully planned than Sydney in terms of the legacy it will leave the host city... It is, I'm afraid to say, bronze for Barcelona, silver for Sydney, and gold for London."
Leo Lewis
Does anyone have the scene shot of all the posters saying how GOAT is was at the time
Noah Morris
Those Olympics were so GOAT as well for a britfag. All those gold medals. Should really get the DVD or something. Anyone recommend anything?
Hudson Roberts
>Spectacular opening ceremony >social media blur of fuckery Yeah no, that shit was retarded
Ian Russell
All I remember is thread after thread laughing at how shit the opening ceremony was, genuinely deluded if you think it was good The Olympics themselves were great but not the opening ceremony
Charles Cooper
No I don't
Ayden Price
Fuck off trip fag everyone loved it and was saying how GOAT it was and how much better it was then bej
I just remember it had recognizable songs instead of all sweeping orchestral stuff which was fun but at the same time ruined the majesty. And Mr. Bean was there.