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Fuck Catholics edition

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>fuck catholics

'sheed

hello nigger/cuck

Gas the huns

I'd love to join the /brit/ community, what are the entry requirements?

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Good yank

faggot, limp wristed prods wouldnt do fuckall to a true blooded catholic man because theyre little women

martin luther u fat fucking neckbeard cunt

been stuck on piss for a while

1. Who are the jocks?
2. How much does a Freddo cost?
3. can't remember the rest

Don't be catholic

/brit/ gf 2017

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don't be a rasheed

GAS
THE
PRODDIES
lads

>protestants

t. still can't get his island back fr

Bit rich coming from a county that would be Liberia tier if it weren't for rich Londoners like me propping up your tourist industry

alri Pat Mustard

3 years experience in a general thread role
Great interpersonal skills
Intermediate MS Office knowledge
Outstanding time management
A bubbly personality

this desu

might just watch some trib oil wrestling now

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first for oiled up girls masturbating


also

there is 0 barrier to entry

80% of australians are welcome here...

I've found god lads

Additional information: He's Catholic

why didn't you finish this po

1. be a citizen of the human race

don't kn

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could you fucking imagine all the old ladies at a catholic church seeing that when they walked in? my nan would have a heart attack

peace be with you

fuck off you fucking teague fuck

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so what's the difference between all the different catholics anyway, all I know is that my ancestors were protestant I think

So this is what pubescent British teenage girls like these days huh

youtube.com/watch?v=FyodeHtVvkA

Times were hard in our house. My father had to save for those shoes and when they arrived they weren't white at all, they were black. So he shouted

SEND THE BUGGERS BACK

2..3..4..

Send the buggers back, oh send the buggers back.
These aren't the ones I wanted, son, I'm sending them straight back.

I said I wanted white ones, they've sent us bloody black,

I'm going to put the lid back on and send the buggers back.

Me father worked hard all his life down pits in the tannery,

He laboured every hour God sent from June to January.

He kept his pennies in a jar to buy his son some shoes,

But when the bastards came out black he blew a bloody fuse.

Candlejack. Only oldfags kn

Why is there no good video games that take place during the Byzantine Empire?

An Assassins Creed could probably do it

Been looking at new shepherd pups

Been really missing having them around since I moved out on my own a few years ago and old boy isn't doing well in his old age (they hate being separated and they'll let you know it). Might go meet a few local breeders and see if I can't bring a new boy home for under $1500. Reckon it might help me out with my blues to have a buddy around again too.

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gonna need some more (you)s for my effort here

pale slightly thicc girls must be protected at all costs

G.K. Chesterton (Catholic) was the greatest Englishman of all time

and Gumi is the greatest Banmon

cheers

Isnt that what they say about everyone who dies?
"they had a bubbly personality"
"they had a zest for life"

One shags children or both do can't remember

business idea: you have to wank to the first result from r/randnsfw

Warner Bros are gonna make this into a film

The lad who plays Rimmer in Red Dwarf should play Nige imo

>teague
FUCK
OFF
YANK

>Protestants v Catholics
Hmm, I'm more of an Islam man myself

>teague
What

Does this include Asians?
Asking for a friend.

watching inbetweenesr film again youtube.com/watch?v=08X5bhBHpkg

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>2017
I seriously hope you guys remember this gimmick

doesn't sound like nelson to me

>1 new post
post your small asian cock

Go back far enough your ancestors were catholics, follow the religion of your ancestors

My girlfriend dragged me to this piece of shit because she likes children's movies for whatever reason. It was like being strapped into a NASA centrifuge for 90 minutes. The cringe never stopped. The plot was so predictable that I guessed the entire thing 100% accurately based on the trailers (which, to be fair, showed the entire goddamn movie). You'd better believe there were completely unnecessary fart jokes. Fuck Seth McFarlane in particular. Illumination once again cements its reputation as a bootleg Pixar.

At least I didn't get dragged to Trolls.

of course

not a big fan of pepperoni nips desu lad

watched the 2nd one and it was beyond shite

prepare to get vargposted buddeh

>start surfin' the web in an addled ADD crackhead fashion
>open up tabs left and right, so many open that i don't remember what half of them are

shan't be needing those, i'll close them....


>20 minutes later
>over a dozen tabs open

get me off this crazy ride

this

Post more pretty PLEASE!

>slightly

that bitch is fat as fuck

Lads im ashamed of myself for saying this but im unironically enjoying die antwoord

youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw

>Gumi is the greatest Banmon
ha

>wank
>open 7 tabs of porn
>jizz
>close all straight away

That's obese

who won at the end?

someone post their willy haha

>Like being strapped to a NASA centrifuge

are we still talking about this, that was at least four threads ago.

i would kill to be in your position

*hits the bowl twice*
*decides I should put the racecar on hold and get a puppy instead*
ah yes

The ra got him

why are you up at 3 am?

where did it go oh so wrong?

been listening since, i cant stop

you fucking bender

x

like the ending of that choon

it's OK I get a lie in, I'm up at 8:45 on Thursdays

mate I said slightly but I'd still yuck up in her

>a kids movie
either your girlfriend is legit handicapped or you are a massive nonce

Nah fuck that gran and grandad are ibadi but I went to a cofe school growing up so am proddy x

>It was like being strapped into a NASA centrifuge for 90 minutes. The cringe never stopped

>less than 50 tabs
bit amateurish if I'm honest lads

all the more for me

Had an 8 hour wank today lads. It just made me hate myself at the end.

agreed

oh fuck off

youtube.com/watch?v=uMK0prafzw0

literal paki talking mad shit about ireland

madness

liking things you're ashamed of usually results in a pretty rapid descent in quality of life

first you listen to a shitty band, then you get addicted to guilty pleasures so you start eating junk food or doing cocaine. next thing you know you're acting out your inner gayness and you're enjoying sucking a cock

last term

really fucked up my december exams and now it's either drop out or graduate with a 2.2 at best

don't give a fuck anymore

>responding to a Sup Forums copypaste

fair enough. am digging this song 2bh

>all the more for me
Be careful, you'll need at least 3 people to move her haha

Bet you were at the movie for the child audience green Thai curry

seen that are caras in that

im not bent but i do like to dabble in the colombian bam bam the odd time, i still go to the gym and box

you got a problem sunshine?