Why does this gigantic piece of shit exist and why hasn't it been nuked yet?

Why does this gigantic piece of shit exist and why hasn't it been nuked yet?

Australia's been nuked plenty of times

because emu´s are both bulletproof and nukeproof

LITERALLY nothing will happen if you nuke Australia

it exists because a shield formed many millions of years ago and a continent around that, the continent broke up into many smaller continents and eventually australia
it has been nuked quite a bit
I pray Russia builds you yokels a few schools so you can learn this shit

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been nuked quite a few times my annexed friend

Oi, mate. Some people call this piece of shit their home. Don't be so fucking rude aye

>Ukraine and russia calling australia shit

It's just friendly banter m8. You will understand it when you put aside your morrocan customs

...you know, you're literally the last country in the entire world, with the right calling other countries shit?

i dont believe in hiv virus, i should get a ukrainian gf

This sort of anger belongs on Sup Forums

My mom was watching The Rover and couldn't believe how anybody could live like that.

>Whokraine

GIB BACK MY MH17

>Pookraine

It's on Ukrainian side m8

WHAT YOU SAY????????????

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Waggga Wagga needs to be nuked
What a fucking stupid name

>calling Aus shit

Sorry m8, I can't hear you from that fucking low on the HDI rankings.

What does HDI even mean when a 50g bag of tobacco is $60?

>Being a smoker
you deserve it desu

Nuking us would just make our spiders and emus radioactive.