ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

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dont be shy

You been posting this for months if not years.

When I was in high school I used to get a friend's retarded little sister to play with my cock. I'd nut on her and then wipe it off her. She was laughing and liked it. No regrets.

thats not a secret

I'm in a long distance relationships with a 15 y/o girl, I'm 21 kissless virgin
>inb4 it's an old dude
We do video chats all the time

I'm trying to get with my friend's sister

Tips appriciated!

I like to see women with their clothes off.

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What are you a fucking faggot?

I am sleeping with my girlfriend's mom who's also married. Started before we began dating. I like her mom much more honestly.

Pic looks very similar to her.

Nice

Has she flirted or given signs she's interested?

I catfished someone I know and don't know what to do with the nudes.

Then i catfished a ton of people I know

i stole 8000.00 form my step mom

i like my flesh light better then the real thing

My wife pulls pussy for us to fuck. No ragerts.

I really want to get fucked by and suck off a tranny. A good looking one, that is.

I find dogs more attractive than people.

I don't have any secrets.

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Me too.

I... hate... niggers...

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My girlfriend accidentally gave a completely random stranger a blow job once.

Even niggers hate niggers, that's why they are killing each other all the time

Such a nasty boy

Accidentally? How is that

plenty of girls keep their dirty secrets on dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/girls.html

My sister molested me as a kid and I forgot about it until I was with the damaged bitch psychopath that was my Ex who was also molested.

I hate that sack of shit now.

Meh, we haven't talked much lately but she's been talking about me with her brother. We actually used to be friends when we were younger and she used to hug me a lot lol

how? explain it?

Inb4 everyone is a pedo or rapist.

Kek ok buddy, sure she did, you gullible cuck.

that's the kind of shit you should keep to yourself dude... jesus christ

>accidentally gave a completely random stranger a blow bob


Yeah, and I accidentally jack off every night before I go to bed.

I once fucked a really beautiful, womanlike tranny in Bangkok. Tits are meh, asshole feels the same as a girl's but blowjob is god-tier.

I'm not gay or bi, but that was a great experience.

What did your sister do to you?

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> by accidentally you mean totally on purpose
> by girlfriend you mean you, friend :{

I cheated on my bae for the first 1.5 months we were going out until I caught feels and stopped.

Still feel bad about it. Tried to tell bae once but ended up saying the overlap was only a week.

Uck still irks me thinking about it. Ragerts 4 daez

Wtf are you fuking high honestly there is no chase to suck a dick accidentally.

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I fucked a man, but yeah you know I'm not gay nor bi

got a blowjob from my gay cousin cause i was stoned and girls don't talk to me so i said fuck it and now i don't talk about it

True

>his penis was accidentally in my mouth
>i accidentally swallowed his cum
>oops hehe

My ugly sack of shit sister made me eat her out when I was 6.

Being molested isn't hot.

I find elevators erotic. I fap in them ( I know it's wrong on so many levels).

Dont tell her. Every time you get the urge do something really nice for her instead.

Holy fuck dude. Thats disgusting.

BZZZZZZZZZZ!

I only eat mutton bacon (sometimes called "macon"). I never eat a pig 'cause a pig is a cop or better yet a terminator like Arnold Schwarzenegger, trying to play me out like as if my name was Sega.

Steven Tyler?

How am I gay if I don't have sexual desire towards men?The tranny's pretty much a girl but with a penis.

>Be me.
>Take girlfriend to go eat wings at this ghetto bar near campus.
>Delicious wings for really low price.
>We're University students so we're broke as fuck.
>Cheap wings is already a dream come true.
>Only downside is the place looks like it's some drug joint.
>Eat wings anyways.
>Finish eating.
>We both go to the washroom to clean up.
>Male and female washrooms right next to each other.
>Go in.
>Bathroom is so small.
>Can barely see anything as well, lighting is dim.
>One urinal and one boxed toilet stall.
>Want to take a shit but some guy is in the toilet.
>Wait for a minute or so then change my mind. I'll just shit at home.
>Do my business and take a piss at urinal.
>Suddenly hear the guy start to moan.
>He's groaning loud now.
>Sounds like he's having the best shit of his life or something.
>Weirded out as fuck so I quickly wash my hands and leave.
>Go outside to wait for girlfriend.
>Ten minutes pass by, what's taking her so long?
>Look at the washroom waiting.
>Even the guy moanin in the toilet finished and left.
>Five minutes later she comes out.
>There's a huge grin on her face.
>She seems happy.
>We walk for a bit back to campus.
>She looks at me with this big smile.
>'How did you like that blow job?' she asked me.
>What blowjob...
>'The one in the washroom? Through the hole?' her smile quickly drops.

Turns out she gave the guy in the washroom with me a blow job by accident. Apparently the female washroom only had one toilet for one person so she assumed it was the same on the male. She thought I was the only one in there so when she saw a dick go through the hole, it must have been mine. Whoever that guy was, I hope he was happy getting that BJ from my girlfriend...

I like hot chicks.

...!!!???

Fuck off, Carlos

Lol!!!

How old was she? Does anyone else know?
I'm sorry you had to experience that user

What brand do you have?

Not a secret anymore. You posted this already yesterday. She thought you were in the toilet stall next to her.
Now fuck off and find something new to tell us

i love puke porn but find scat disgusting and i hate that when you search for vomit stuff a bunch of scat vids also show up like "hey you like that disgusting fetish? you must also like this other disgusting fetish!"

I can't belive what u do

oh I do. I feel bad man.

I throat fuck my pitbull

I know user you are totally straight, and you are right, a man with breast implants is basically a woman, I mean who doesn't know that

shes gonna tell her parents user i hope you are ready for the party van

She's a few years older than me. The thing that bothered me was I apparently told my parents and everything and went to therapy but I don't remember that at all. All I remember was being scared shitless that I'd be in trouble for it.

When I remembered I thought I hadn't told anyone about it for years.

I want to start skateboarding but i can't help thinking 22 is too old to start... Why? fuck knows...

I went to an orgy once with my friend I ended up fucking his girlfriend there.

pun = top kek

for whatever reason, for the past ten years, I will constantly( at least once a month, often more frequently) find dying birds that I have to mercy kill.This has happened even though I've lived in five different states and eight different cities. I've started carrying around scissors so that I can get through the process with more efficiency.

catfished my sister through snapchat still fap to the nudes

My sister is on holiday and I sneak into her room, lock the door and sniff and cum on her dirty panties, then put them in the laundry basket without anyone finding out, dunno why they smell so good and feminine, also am underage

for you

How old is your sister?

I got me this job one time bussin' tables at a country club. So I could case all the big rich pricks that come in. I pick out this guy, go in one night and do his place. He wakes up and gives me shit. So I killed him. Him and the tasty bitch he was with.

That's the best part! She's fuckin' this prick, see, this golf pro, but she's married to some other guy! Some hotshot banker. He's the one they pinned it on! They got him down Maine somewhere doing time for
the crime! Ain't that choice?

Pretend to be a woman and sell nudes to horny guys for a living. Also used to scam people.

I hope doggo bites your dick off.

We actually talked about telling her mom about us, and we think she actually is going to take it well, she has been with older people before

That is so funny I'm dying

You are a huge faggot who enjoy fucking other faggot, don't try to pretend it's not the case

Hush Elmo Blatch

Stay strong user, you have my support

that's kinda what happens at orgies

No bane. She's fucking gross.

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When I was 12 years old I was in an online relationship with a 30 something year old man from England. I am in the US. I had never met him in person, but we would often sext on msn. He was open with the fact that he was into very young girls, but I didn't think it was creepy. I never sent him nudes or anything, but at one point he mailed me a package with a scarf and a pencil case with some colored pencils. Hidden in the pencil case was a small vibrator. I should mention that I am female. I never thought that it was weird or anything, I had asked for the vibrator because I was too young to get into any sex shops, and I was also too young to get a credit card, and therefore was unable to purchase one online. Looking back, I could have seriously risked my life by giving him my address. I knew he wasn't lying about being in Europe because the package went through French customs, so it would take him a lot of money to come visit me. I wasn't scared of that, didn't even cross my mind until I got older. Eventually we drifted apart and stopped communicating. I haven't spoken to him in a good 6-7 years now. I never told anyone about this relationship. If he was closer to me, we probably would have met up. Because of the virtual "physical" relationship we had, if we had met up 'm certain that we would have hooked up. I'm not freaked out by this part of my past, but I am a little weirded out that I so willingly entered a relationship with a self-proclaimed "pedophile". It's so strange to look back on. I'm sure that this kind of relationship was a pedophiles dream. I was a strange child.

i do this on escalators i then cum on people going down and laugh as they try run after me i am a bad person

copulins and pheromones

>had my first sex with an escort (my performance wasn't good).

>had my second sexual experience with a dude (we sucked eachother off).

>my father cheated on my mother with my bosses wife like 2 or 4 years before I started to work at that company
>now my parents and them are quite good friends and I don't know for sure how much my boss knows

similar.
sil this time. i think she knows because i do them on her clean ones and put them back so she can wear them, cum soaked.
gl user.

I sometimes fap to shemales
I told my ex I had sex with her best friend knowing that her best friend blacks out and has sex with guys she doesn't remember on a regular basis, they both believed me
My ex caught herpes while cheating on me, I tell people that I don't have herpes however I have never been tested. Never shown any signs or symptoms though.

I'm 33 years old and I have fuck a woman for the first time 3 months ago. With a hooker.

I am dead already. I died when I was fifteen. Now I live in the zone all the time.

>It's wrong on so many levels
Get the fuck out.

female or male dog, furry scum

...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡!!!!!!!!

Even if it was pitch black you think she doesnt know what your dick is like or what sound you make when your moaning and shit?

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out but the worst thing I ever done I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this hua hua hua huaaaaaaa and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience and then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life.