ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

I like reddit

honestly I'm just here for some wincest. column ever finish his shit?

sent nudes to a pedo when i was 13 they claimed they were an 18 year old girl, i now wonder if they ever got arrested

considering 99.9% of pedos dont get arrested, no, they probably didn't.

this was msn days they probably didnt even have a proxy i never reported them someone probably did tho

I once sucked my gramps dog
I was too big of a pussy to taste my cum
so I went for the dog when they weren't at home.
I sometimes go there and suck him, I kinda became a zoophile...

I took a shower with my 9yo niece earlier today, didnt touch her or anything

You were too much of a pussy to lick cum off your fingers so you suck animal cock?

probably not.

i recently found some pictures of my wife when she was a child and when she was a teenager. idk know why but freaking turning me to look at them and fap.

It just felt really disgusting to lick my own cum, I just wanted it to come from someone/something else

I've been fucking my bestfriends girlfriend for a month now

I only play online vidya just to feel surrounded by others.

Is it just one person who keeps making this same shitty thread every day on Sup Forums?

Atleast change the image or add in your own secret man this is a shitty thread.

why not?
what the fuck is wrong with you?

I watch movies illegally online.

Fag

i only make them once in a while. if you dont like them then fuck off back to your pokeman gay porn shit

No I make these threads.

Have a legit addiction to traps and my girlfreind sorta know want to have a threesome with one

I tell people I'm a Democrat, but at the ballot box I always vote Republican.

people like you make me sick! Can't you see what little girls want??

I'm alcoholic.

I work for a large well known food packaging plant. Oftentimes I piss or cum in the hoppers before mixing.. I encourage my friends and family to only eat this brand of food. Idk why I just get off on it.

Head of my dick is discolored due to injury and there's no way to change it, feel really insecure about it.

Just have to deal with it.

no, I'M spartacus

I am very liberal and progressive, supported Sanders, support BLM, support the LGBT community and women in the endeavor for equality and empowerment.

I'm basically what Sup Forums would call and "SJW".

But gay men really. fucking. annoy me.

It's not hatred, to be sure. But if a gay guy isn't strictly cis-homo then he probably really fucking annoys me. The punchable face (usually featuring some kind of underbite), the annoying lisp.

I just can't stand it and I don't know why, honestly

My faggot-nigger half brother, mom fucked a nigger back in 1970. Had me and my little brother touch each others little 6 year old dicks back in 1983 or 4. Then our neighbor fondled us when we were in kindergarten and 2nd grade. Then in 4th grade I... can't say it. I'll go to jail probably.

I stole someone's bike

i always tell people i am straight but really i jerk off to gay porn all the time. none suspects the guy sucking there dick to be gay

you make peewee sad

where the fuck is the guy who was sending dick pics to the other anons alter facebook profile? That was good, steamy shit.

I have too much swag

that wont end well

found the nigger

are you male or female?

Yea you do fam!

You try 2 hard to be a faggot... faggot

they were a catfish

Recently I started to cry about pretty much everything emotional so I come to Sup Forums and watch feels threads and stuff hoping it will make me stop being a faggot

was it in Lund Sweden in 2000?

Not as much as me tho

Postal Service

Yea actually.. why?

The first time I had sex was when I picked up a gay guy at a bar and let him fuck me in a park. I wanted to see if I was gay but there was no big revelation so I realized I wasn't.

I am a straight guy but I love anal play (with myself)

I used to have a pretty big 8 inch dildo that was really thick and had a suction cup on it that I would ride the shit out of it and could take the whole thing. made me cum so hard...

thinking about getting another

You stole my bike you fucki g faggot
Youre going to pay for that by getting fucked in jail

go on....

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I dk, incest isnt really my thing. Ive showered with her quite a few times, I'll admit she is very cute though.

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Close your tabs next time Sup Forumsbrother. Lol wow man..

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I get that, man. I have freckles that are just below the head that I thought might be cancerous. When I showed the dermatologist, she laughed. I fleetingly thought it might be a size thing, but I am by no means small, even if I'm not porno huge. Made me feel bad, but the tests came back and no dick cancer, so yay

guess what....if you let a guy fuck you...youre gay.

Fuck my cousin often

you're a horrible person

How cute?

So you're a faggot who hates faggots.
The only way you could be more disgusting is if you were a woman.

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I play witcher and leveled alchemy

leave half nig

that's at least two posts you've made without any pics
hurry the fuck up

typical Sup Forums response

That was mine fucker!

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No the user speaks the truth.

I just realized why you guys are always licking your lips...they get dry because they stick out far from your faces...shit i really did just figure that out.

I hate everyvody. Faggots, niggers, whites, lacks, hispanics, jews, muslims, christians, buddhists. You name it. I hate it.

My secret: I enjoy stealing my wife's panties, putting them on boys like this and then fucking them in the ass

I'm sorry man. That's not who I am anymore tho. Praise the Lord!

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better than being a no lip faggot

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at least 8/10 imo.

k ill get right on that

Are you Omar Mateen?

bullshit
pics or it didn't happen

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yeah but, im right though, right?
Do you have to carry chap stick with you?
Do you know what im ta;lking about with the licking lips thing though?

This is now a gay thread

newfag

Is this a fuck boy thread all of a sudden? Like seriously, what the fuck?

Thats horrible.. Where do you work user?

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Ah! we were talking in the other thread that died before this one! Shall we revisit why your misanthrope is retarded?

*sarcasm* Omg how could you. You're a terrible person.

You must save a ton on knives and silverware

i guess. I thought dry lips were normal for everyone

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Dude had some f@$!ed up tabs open.. how does that make me a new$!@??

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Whats with all the swag fags in this thread?

>*sarcasm*
thanks, i could've been triggered there for a moment.

I poopd

Nah,
I never have to use chapstick.

My girl does tho because shes a nigress

white people have lips
just not comically large ones
there are dozens of races out there and they all have lips
only you guys have a pile of extra meat where your mouth should be

My first BJ was from my friend when I was 7.

dont we all user