I fucked up big down here at the jersey shore. Pedo tendencies took over... Long story. Wtf do I do. Should I run?

I fucked up big down here at the jersey shore. Pedo tendencies took over... Long story. Wtf do I do. Should I run?

hiding in a portopotty from police outside and you decide to snap a pick and ask for advice on Sup Forums looks like you're toast man

You're going to be labeled a sex offender for the rest of your life which is worse than death. Run and hope you never get pulled over.

OP, what have you done?

Give me your pc without the hard drives pls

I smelled some little girls tuna. Didn't even try to hide the fact I wanted to.

What did it smell like?

Tell the story please

....Is that a euphemism? Otherwise I may have more questions.

If you're in seaside just jump off the mathis you fucking benny

Hang yourself. That's what you should do.

Little girl just sitting there spread eagle. Playing in the sand. She was so adorable. I saw some tuna fins poking out and I just kneeled down and pressed my nose into them and inhaled. Oblivious to her mother sitting next to her. She screamed, I ran to the pier.

Still there. Dick what do I do

>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Fap to your memory of the smell.

do they know you're their ?

Why would you run to a porta john instead of the fuck outta there

how old are you?

You better start running nigger

Live stream your arrest OP, try to get shot

This could be a cool thred.

No but they now there's a police dog

haha

>Tuna
Like at a restaurant or....
Dammit OP, you are retarded.
If that's the police you are fucked.
If it's the girl or a guy, run with your face covered, grab the phone run, and move away.

post your face, we'll photoshop the jail and the bars and the drunkeniggers sodomizing you

If only it was real

Trips have spoken

like tuna, of course.

you can tune a radio, but you can't tunafish

Enjoy getting railed by Jamal in jail

This

if this thread doesn't end with something like "you mother will die in her sleep no immunities", I'll suck my own cock
or at least I'll try to

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR PENIS WILL SHRINK 2 INCHES TONIGHT

OK OP here's what you do, you're stuck in a portajohn with nowhere to go, backs against the wall and the cops are closing in fast, cover yourself in shit from the portajohn, the dog wont be able to track your scent if you smell like general shit, whilst they recoil in horror you sprint as fast you can and jump off the pier and swim OP, swim for your life

do this but dont run, if you are seen running they are gonna be on you so fuckin fast.

Okay so they don't know where you are.
But time is on your side, you're probably trolling tho.
Right?

Lol, who behaves like this?

I call bullshit right here.

if this thread gets epic someone make sure to screen cap

why?
did he say that police dogs only arrest dogs?

We are not your slave dude.

How about you stop being lazy.


Also, hi mom.

ur fucked

Just passing thru

I managed to get into the crowd at the concert down here. I'm so fucking scared guys I'll pay anyone to come pick me up

OP, was the girl like bottomless or was she wearing like beach clothes? What did she smell like? Did you just drop to your knees in the sand and took a big sniff?

pics or didnt happen

what's behind you?

Here's an idea, OP
Don't hide in a big, obvious box in plain sight.
It's like hiding in the closet in some bad horror movie.
Of course they're going to check the porta potties. Matter of time.

if dubs op been caught

>Jersey shore

Nobody fucking cares there, that's pretty much normal for them.

Just walk out with your head held high.

Delicious sweet tuna.

turn yourself in, but work your asshole out first. It's gonna take a beating

OP go back for the girl

You should go full retard if you get caught, but try and get out of there so you can kill you self with dignity.

post pic of girl because I know you took one or two for the daily creep thread

Bull shit

Options:

Find nearest port-a-potty and drown self in toilet.
They can't arrest you if you're dead.

Run. Run as far as you can and never ever come back. But doing that would be risky.

Or wait it out, wouldn't try doing that though.

Your choice, OP.

hopefully this helps next time you get those urges OP

...

im going back to the beach. No way I can head back up to the streets without passing these cops

God damn is the Darwinism going to be sweet.

Don't panic. Go away. Denial.

Tuna fins?

go for sniff #2, lets rave bud

>select all images with commercial trucks
:^)

Post story with picures OP

this

The trips speak

If I ever get myself into shit like this I'll be sure to live post it on Sup Forums

YAS

I'm on the corner of rio grande and ocean avenue. no shirt blue shorts anyone down in wildwood come pick me up ill pay you. Help

go get really liquored OP. they'll let the charges slide because you were highly intoxicated.

drunkeniggers here.
dindu nuffin.
will take you.
will beat the shit out of you.
be prepared.

BULLSHIT NIGGA.

Act like your normally leaving but stay stealthy once you've gotten out of the crowd.

P.S I could provide fapping material if you want some.

OP is kill

You shouldn't have left witnesses.

Just build a giant sand castle and hide in it. The cops will never look there.

Dammit user...

Everyone of these fucking pictures look the same. Also, nice trips -- they may be your last.

How do you figure?

>no shirt blue shorts and a massive child induced erection. Anyone down in wildwood come pick me up ill pay you.

dubs get
This

Are you the guy with sand on his nose? Think I just walked by you.

NYPA

thats why germans dig holes at the beach

kids fall into them

call an uber you dumbfuck

If he had bushy blond hair yeah that's me. Seriously anyone please pick me up I don't want to get fucked up like this

>implying OP isn't full of shit
This anyway.

Bruh when this is all said and done you best greentext this shit

Calling all cars.. suspect is on the corner of rio grande and ocean, blue shorts and no shirt, approach with caution.

Bury yourself deep under the sand and don't move.

Also sorry buddy, can't help you. I'm really far away from you.

This use a free ride code

go to the subway across the street past the hotel...ill be there in 15 mins.
You owe me big time!

Is that a duck looking at you

I didn't even think of this wtf is wrong with me. Thanks

OP you fucking retard, in all honesty you deserve what you get. You best option is running nigga just run. Be sneaky though get to your car or just leave on foot in a crowd.

GO BUY NEW CLOTHES ASAP!!! CHEAPIST TOURIST SHIT YOU CAN FIND. UBER BITCH UBER

Just called in a tip to the popo. Might want to start jogging.

Obviously they're looking for someone off a description so if you don't match that description you'll be fine.
Shave hair, change shirt, take off shoes, turn pants inside out/roll them up to shorts, etc

Take off all your clothes! They're not looking for a naked man!

damn man you're in luck i guess, the police which i contacted were absolutely fucking useless

so good job, i guess you're getting away with this

HEY WAIT A MINUTE why the fuck am I rooting for a pedo? FUCK YOU DUDE you ruin kids lives like that and if you get off scot free you're almost certainly going to do it again. You're gonna be labeled a sex offender and deserve it.

swim thru the toilet in the portapotty. all pipes lead to the ocean

This. Buy some spray tan too, head to toe, you'll blend in fine, shits like camo in Jersey.