Watching a film

>watching a film
>halfway through realize it's a movie
>mfw

>watching a so-called 'experimental film'
>it's actually avant-garde

>start streaming a kino
>its a photoplay

>make movie black & white
>it's now a film

>watching a movie
>halfway through realize it's a film
>mfw

>buy a paperback from the bookstore
>it's actually a novel

>see some graffiti on the wall
>it's actually the Sistine Chapel

>friend tells me about a great burger place
>its actually a burger joint

>friend offers me some liquor
>it's actually booze
>mfw

>go see Jeffery dean Morgan movie
>realize halfway through its a Javier bardem movie
>cattle prod my head in at the end of the movie

>friends want to watch Civil War
>ok
>watching the flick
>pretty soon I realize its not a flick
>this is
>this is fucking
>KINO

my first kino experience was pretty neat.

>Friend recommends a kino
>Halfway through, I realize it's a novel
>I look at my friend.
>Realize friend was a film the whole time
>Try to find the door
>The door was a cinema
>mfw

>watching a game on the tele
>it's a fucking match

>watching tv
>commercial comes on
>halfway through realize it's actually an advert

The nerve of these mother fuckers

>Sistine Chapel
>wall

>go play some PS4
>it's actually a flick
You tricked me again Sup Forums

>play on a WII U
>it's actually an XBox

>reading a novel
>realize 1/5 of the way through its the authors magnum opus

>tfw I can't tell the difference

>watch a kino
>20 minutes in realize it's a flick

Kino>film>movie>shit>flick

Is this correct?

>watching a trailer
>it's actually the whole movie