HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!

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sieg heil

well shit rerolling

rell

two jews to start this thread.

also roll.

rerell

ded

rollerino

I'm just a simple farmer, I swear!

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Rollitos

Name: B.J. Blazkowicz

Roll

Roll

Uh Oh! They suspect me, better not let them find me out.

Sieg fucking heil

fuck it rolling mein fuhrur

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I guess wolfenstein isn't canon anymore

Here they are, mein Kamarad.

arf arf

Damn these Jerry bastards! I guess I'll just have to wait on our brave fighting men.

Eh b0ss heil hitler man

Fuck reroll

no just gay

Re roll

cool

Rölliń

HEIL HITLER

Roll

I live guis

Looks like I'm out of this one. Cheerio, God save the King, and whatnot.

Rerölling

Roll fur Schutzstaffel!

Rollerinus

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rolle

Rolling for this

Pliss hitler

Sieg Heil meine Kameraden

Roll

Reroll

Jawohl, kameraden!

Rollllll

rollin again

Die Nazi scum

Dice

Rôlling m8s

SHIT

Zeig?

Reroll or death

Re-dice

Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Führer o/ !

Fag this shit

Beep Boop let's see what's soup.

Rolling my way to Auschwitz

Let's Get rolling

Rollerino

NOT A JEW NOT A JEW HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

rowl

Rollan

roll

Rollidoli-os

Rerollarino

BOW DOWN JEWS

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Heil! Ze Fourth Reich!

Roool

plz no

roll

Räwl

roll

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

roll

Roll

*cleans shit from pants*

Lasst mich durch, ich habe keine Zeit.

Heil!

vuttin do you mean?

Hier,meine Papiere.

Sig heil

Ich verstesteche nicht herr Hauptmann!

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>>hail !

Rolls

Reeeeoll

Hail Rollerfagger

rollen

roll

Lol, roll

seig roll

Roll

Das Rollin

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panzerkampfwagen blitzkrieg achtung

Roll

HEIL I LIVE AND GET TO GAS JUDEN

all hail me

damn