New secrets thread

New secrets thread
Post your secret
Mine:
I've posted this before but shit is escalating now.

I'm in love with my 14 yo sister-in-law. I let her know and she reciprocated. She is planning an elaborate plan to sneak out for the day to meet up with me. I'll probably take her to Santa Monica Pier or some shit. She wants me to take her virginity. I'm in my late 20's and have been with my wife since we were 14. I'm torn about what to do because my in-law is everything my wife isn't. My wife has let herself go, only interested in herself, I probably wouldn't be getting laid if it wasn't for the fact that she probably only stays with me for my cock and money. If it wasn't for my kids I'd already have sex with my in-law. I know I should let go of the past but fuck it feels like I'm being given a second chance, if I only wait until she's a bit older then we'll be in the clear but by then I may lose her. I'm fucking lost and confused right now

"I am in love with you. I'm not looking to just fuck her or get nudes. I genuinely am in love with you."

thank fuck you kept this going bro, im the good guy btw

I only shit with my pants and boxers completely off and with the seat cover up. I don't know why but I just feel way more comfortable with it like that.

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Was about to send this before the thread died:

Your story interesting as fuck bro i wanna know what ends up happening but i guess ill never know. Don't do stupid shit tho, but you gotta do what you gotta do, just dont get caught. gl

I appreciate the advice and concern. Thanks bro, as long as I don't end up in jail I'll probably do a follow up. I just hope it all goes well. Either way I may be fucked (if I go for it I'm likely to end up in jail, if I don't then I miss out on love).

When I was younger (like really young) A girl was in my room she tried to kiss me and I puked and ran away. About 14 years later and I still haven't talked to her since

I am genuinely in love with the thought of fucking my mother and just cumming in her pussy

Why are you so scared? who the fuck will know that you fucked her? seriously WHO WILL KNOW? Why are you americans so fucking scared of police knowing everything

because teenage girls love drama and everyone in america is looking for someone to vilify

I'm not scared of the police, her older brother caught us about a year ago. We were just exchanging messages. No pics and nothing sexual was mentioned but he knew something was up. He told me to stop and I tried but it felt like I was turning my back on her. We continued to talk after about a 3 months of silence.

Sounds like you are trying to relive your past by convincing yourself you love your sis in law at the same age your your wife was when you met her. Why does it have to be love user, we get it she is hot, just go for it.

tell your wife. get her to talk her sister into bed with you.

I drop acid into people's drinks at buffets if they get up to use the bathroom. I'll do this at bars sometimes and make sure I put a fuckton in. I want people to lose their minds.

I also masturbate to documentaries of severely autistic and retarded people

>hang out
>fuck
>ez

don't wait, go for sis in law
then start a rekt thread

What is that cover picture from?

That's the thing, it feels like more than just a sexual attraction. Still, that thought has entered my mind more than once and it honestly bothers me. To just fuck her and nothing more really bothers me.
In a perfect world, my wife is the jealous type
See --- he still watches us but since she is out on summer vacation and he has a job we have a coke of hours where were kinda alone. My wife is always in the house with us and that house has about 6 others living there too.
Let me get right on that

I murdered a homeless guy with a hammer in southern Vermont

>best friend
>kek

Shit, I want free acid.

My husband is deployed and I get these random urges to just get drunk and go out and let some random person fuck me senseless.
My husband is the only person I've ever been with, and I have SPD so I don't like people touching me but right now I just want to put on a short skirt and go out and let some guy fuck me.
It's been six months since I last had sec and goddamn I want to get some dick so bad.

I had a coworker that put like 6 hits in some douchebag's drink at a bar. We left before it started to take hold. Always wondered how that guy's night ended up.

I took an ENTIRE dildo for the first time last night

You're not the only one. I see this at every post I go from the down range perspective and once from a rear-d perspective. It's human nature, let your conscience be your guide.

I have a huge fantasy of having sex with a girl with incredibly soft skin and pinning her head down and chewing off the skin from her face. When I shake hands with some of the women at work I have a huge urge to break their arms and rub my face all over their backs and then bite chunks out.

just hang out on Sup Forums and whack your dick to trap porn like the rest of us

but a big salute to your bravery for gay marrying each other, I'm sure his fellow soldiers look askance at your hubby now that they all know he's a peter puffer

I've fucked Op's mother tonight, and now i feel like i am dirty or that i have some HIV shit.

you are a pedo, you sicken me.

I troll Sup Forums threads with stale copy pasta's

Special snowflake, wait till hubby comes back so you can compare yourself to legitimate mental illness. If you want to get fucked, just do it.

Dude, leave the wife - Relating the two scenarios only confuses them and you teach your kids to settle for that shit. If you're not happy leave.

Leave then see if the urge to risk your entire life on a 14 year old is still there after you've slain plenty legit post-marriage vagina.

I don't know how guilty I'd feel if I actually did it.
I don't know if he's fucked anyone while he's been gone.
I lost a ton of weight so I feel confident, it wouldn't have anything to do with emotion I just want sum fuk yo
I guess that counts as cheating though, and I'm not cool with that

bad, sometimes I wait to see them deteriorate. Being drugged with something as strong as acid w/o knowing never ends well. I will continue doing this until I'm dead

>gay married
Okay yes that's what's happening here
The saddest fucking part is that he's been gone six months, and will be back in a few weeks. I don't know why this is coming up now.

You missed by one
Honestly, I don't care if I sicken you
Interesting perspective, never thought of it that way but man will that fuck my kids up regardless of which choice I make.

The "whatifs" always get ya.

I fuck 2 married women behind their partner's back. I meet them at a local sex store with a theater and rooms. One isn't hot, but I fuck her then go into a glory hole to let someone suck her off of me to finish me off. Typically the gh person doesn't know.

My other one is that I fuck a 19 year old bareback and nut inside of her. She doesn't know that I have a vasectomy and she's legit trying to have my kid.

If he's coming back in a few weeks then just wait. If you still feel like it afterwards then do it. Go masturbate to calm yourself down a bit, or let it build up and whore out on him when he gets back. Don't let the thought of him fucking other woman influence you unless you know for certain he's done it

Dude don't be so ego centric. You only have a small chance of "fucking up" your kids if you really care. This is the line parents sell themselves to justify their actions that ultimately further their misery because we value ourselves by our sacrifices for others.

Your kids have no concept or understanding of how to measure that. All they do is receive how you treat them and monitor how you act in life as a model and definition of what to expect. If you live happy and raising them is a true part of that happiness, they'll grow up to be happy.

can u guys shut the fuck up

Dude wtf

I'm more sexually attracted to my sisters in law. Both are in their early 20's. My wife's a great person, just not sexually attracted to her really.

Drunkenly tried to have sex with a drunk girl. Nothing happened, and she didn't really care, but rumor got around and I got arrested. I denied everything and ended up with community service and a drunk and disorderly type "conviction."

I've fucked around with my best friend's sister when I was younger (legal and consensual). He never knew the full extent of what happened. He just thought she had a crush on me. There was a month overlap between her and my now-wife. Wife doesn't know what happened, again just thought she (his sister) had a crush on me. She doesn't talk to me at all... kinda awkward.

First meaningful connection was with a girl across the country over AIM during my teen years. I wish we had ended up together, but we were too far away and grew up. We catch up over email like once a year. She's in a long term relationship with a PhD candidate.

I hate my job, would rather open my own sandwich shop (not a fatass) but no money/credit to do so. I'd pretty much rather go back to working in a decent non-chain restaurant than my current writing job, even though it pays more and I get to work from home.

God dammit, that's pretty fucking sound advice. All that's left now is the legal side I guess. I know it can be done but we'll both pretty much have to kiss our family's goodbye.

No

Fix your marriage first. If your relationship with the teenager waited this long, it can wait long enough to emd the marriage. If anything divorce will enable you both with enough of distance and family drama that no one will suspect anything.

P.S. you'll likely lose a percentage of interest once you hit it or you divorce.

Naw

They do get me pretty bad. I've always been adamant about being faithful, but it doesn't seem wrong if it's just casual sex
I'm trying man. Those were my thoughts while masturbating, I don't want to be unfaithful but I also just want some sex after this long

Thanks bros. This is why I love /b.

I'm starting a sex toy company and my family doesn't know.

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I have sex with my cousin when his gf is busy

lmao kill yourself

user, you are not thinking this through. You are counting on a 14-year-old girl to cover for you. 14 years old. I can pretty easily predict where this will go if you pursue it.

- Her undeveloped brain will come to believe she's in love with you. Permanent, endless, greatest-of-all-time love.
- You will want to keep it on the down low.
- She will start to feel like she's getting the short end of the stick in the deal. Wife enjoys all the perks (home, furnishings, money) and the kid gets to see the back seat of your car sometimes.
- The kid will start to whine about the deal.
- You will realize this needs to stop. But since the girl is in permanent, endless love, all this means to her is that your wife is messing up the kid's fairy tale love.
- The kid will rat you out to your wife in hopes of finally "winning" you. [I might not have all of the above exactly right, but I have this part right.]
- SHTF won't begin to describe the hell you will endure then.

I consider that often, thanks for the input

Adding onto this user:

The girl isn't an adult yet, she doesn't know what she really wants.

The girl isn't an adult yet, she might become something you don't want.

The girl isn't an adult yet, you can't have an actual adult relationship with her.

if you're willing to break a vow just because you're tired of getting off by yourself you should kill yourself

I don't think I'd actually do it, it's just a persistent thought.
And it really isn't much of a vow, we got married on a whim without any ceremony and have discussed sex with other people.

>I also masturbate to documentaries of severely autistic and retarded people
why would you masturbate to home videos?

Decemer 16th 2013 I was at my girlfriends house watching Greys Anatomy while she was at work (it was my day off) and her little brother came over. I told him she was gonna be at work until 7:30 (trying to get him to leave). He plopped onto the couch and wouldnt go. Her brother was how you say... A faggot. To be honest I though he was kind of cute, even though im not gay. I might be bi but hes the only dude whos caught my eye. I did some playful flirting and so did he. He ended up blowing my on my girlfriends couch and I ate him out. All i could think about was her dog sitting there watching and my saying in my head "you better not say shit". This lead to an affair that lasted 2 years with her brother, and she had no clue. He moved to Boston for work and I broke up with her saying I didnt like her anymore and that she was too busy to have a realtionship with and some other garbage. And i moved to Boston with him. We've been dating in secret for 9 months. She still doesnt have a clue that i fucked her brother in front of her own dog then moved in with him.

>thought he was kind of cute
>blew him
>calls other people faggot
reconsider your life's worth and/or kill yourself

Never said I wasnt a faggot friend

and I'm not saying you're not a faggot but to re-evaluate the way you talk about people for doing the things you make fun of others for doing

What are you talking about? so Im fucking another man in the asshole, and yet I cant call him a faggot? You seem to be a very backwards fellow

when im on my period i masturbate using the blood as lube(i have very heavy periods so everything is very smooth and it feels amazing)

I have hallucinations at night

My relationship was horrible, I was expected to do everything in it. But god damn it I miss the ability I had to tell my bf anything and everything. It's small things like finding a weird dildo online and knowing my friends would think I'm being lewd that makes me miss him.

my cars friend tried to mom me in the back of my finger

How do you not get blood everywhere? Where do you prefer to mastrubate (flat surfice, bed, etc)? I'm genuinely curious, sorry if I sound intrusive

I have long poems and songs about all the people I know. I include little made up names for them.

I've posted this before.


For example, I call gay people GayCrows. There's a musical number that goes to it.

Bruh you're mistaking paternal Instincts for romantic feelings and she's doing the exact same. Man up and don't take advantage of her. Also tell your wife to shape up or ship the fuck out.

i masturbate in my restroom on the floor and i put down toilet paper where i sit

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not the girl you asked, but sex on period is actually a pretty wet thing. blood is a very good lube. Also you dont get it everywhere when you stick in mostly. shit gets fucked up when you cum and the bloodcum sauce drops out. just have a towel under the hip and everythings fine. same for masturbation

I would not do that if I were you but I'm an anonymous person that can't stop you

Enjoy getting ass raped in Corcoran

Thank you

This sounds very similar to me now dating my step sister. Her mom supports us fully and i already lived with them so now we just share a room. Got rid of the wife and I'm much happier. I say do it man. Keep the relationship in the down low till you divorce the fatty and then move on

In the past two months I've killed my cat that family thinks ran away (moving, couldn't find a home for it, 9mm federal hst to head), killed my old neighbor which is a whole fucked up story in itself, and broke into other nearby neighbor house while they were on vacation (took few bottles of liquor, few other small things and car keys). Have had to keep depression and a multitude of things related/caused by that a secret for years so maybe I'm conditioned, but keeping everything inside and knowing it's never coming out is really numbing sometimes. Will post murder story if anyone wants

O shit who's your fave officer

That's fucked up kys soon before you eat someone's face fuckhead

blood is a terrible lube, its designed to congeal and friction helps speed that up.

Maybe if you're wet enough at the same time, but blood on its own? fucking awful

Here's the secret that people are too stupid to realize.


What you're feeling is normal. It's exacerbated because it's taboo and adds an element of interest to your otherwise boring life. The notion of adulthood is temporally and culturally located, and most of the world doesn't recognize the mores that would land your ass in jail forever here in the US.

The only thing is that you're risking serious jail time and being on the sex offender registry (which will basically ruin the rest of your life - you're on the "not cool kids" list forever). It won't damage the girl most likely, nor will it do irreversible damage to anyone else involved.

Just remember she's a 14 year old girl. She's stupid - just like most adults. She'll have a whole society telling her that she's doing something she isn't supposed to, and that's a lot for a person to deal with - especially a young person. If she's even relatively normal, she'll probably tell someone (ie her best friend).

So it's up to you if it's worth that risk. I'm just an observer.

sure. murder story.

I molested my sister while she was asleep a couple years ago, pretty rough and definitely worth it
I can explain in detail if you want

You are a pedo in the eyes of the law. wait till she's not a freaking minor and not still forming her ideas about men and sex.

Tons of shit is natural doesn't mean it should be allowed.

just post your lies already

this is me. i am addicted to exposure and humiliation, whether its my own or others. it turns me on. it has pretty much ruined my life. yet i keep posting my fat spread asshole for all to see.

Me and my group of friends (mix of males and females) have this giant friends with benefits thing going on where we all gather together every now and then just have sex together.

Recently though I found a girlfriend and they want me to bring her in...

>trying to be funny with tabs

how fucking edgy are you

>tell your wife. get her to talk her sister into bed with you.

My previous wife was so bent that she would have done that in a heartbeat if she had a sister. My current wife does have a sister and would actually enjoy it if I did. I've shared a bed with her on more than one occasion. The problem is that I think she has an issue with me being 30 years older than her. (I'm 20 years older than my wife).

That's a whole other question and your asperger's rage caused you to totally miss my point.

I call bullshit

When I was in elementary school (4-5 grade), me and a couple of older girls (I think 8 grade girls) hid in a room and they took turns touching me and in return I fingered them in the pussy and ass.
Some of them cried because I was practically punching them inside the vagina, but the others loved it and gave me $3 if I remember correctly

Shut up faggot how about you go fuck some kids or something you fucking loser

So, you have a dropper of liquid acid that you take to work just to fuck with people? Nope, sorry son.

I envy you. I've tried to get something like that started so many times and the girls all bitch out.

I hear grass helps. It's a shame you aren't PA or I'd ask to join.

when you first start it is just blood but because you use the blood as lube you get wet quickly and youre using natural lube instead of blood

actually threw up in my mouth a little reading that, thx user

i used to flash my sister

Really solid advice and it will be taken into consideration. Much appreciated.
This has crossed my mind, I still think it's more than that but your advice is much appreciated.
Happiness over everything else, do you have kids?
She probably has already, my only saving grace right now is we haven't done anything sexual or exchanged pictures or videos since she is shy and an introvert. We've hugged and laid on one another and lately she seems more outgoing and generally happy and willing to go out to places she wouldn't otherwise. I can wait till she is of age but then I risk losing her, as long as she's happy then I'll be ok I guess.

Again, you missed my point. My point wasn't fucking kids is okay or that he should do it, my point was that building up this bullshit western narrative that what he's doing is UBER TABOO FORBIDDEN LOVE is fucking stupid and just exacerbating his desire to do it.

But you missed that part, because you're too small and pathetic of a person to see past your own culture. You hear the buzzwords, and immediately your emotions start racing before you can even think about it.

And the reason you do it is because you were told to. You're literally the problem with the world. Fuck off.