Find a flaw in this bitch

Find a flaw in this bitch.
Protip: you can't

Nose ring. Titties cleavage starts at diff plaves(lopsided)

the bags under those eyes tho

The elf ears tho

what is musculature and posture?

-Nose ring looks like she cut a piece of off a spiral-ring notebook and stuck it in her nose like we did in elementary school.

-So many blemishes on her face that even the 2 tons of makeup she used won't cover it up

-No ear lobes (wtf)

-Crudely shaped eyebrows, probably because it'd be a monobrow otherwise.

don't forget, one breast looks to be hanging lower then the other

Are we supposed to pretend we can't see the acne on her cheeks that's covered by makeup?

Will someone flame my girl?

Too Old.

It looks like Billy Corgan and Michael Jackson had a kid.

-Hair looks glued to her head.
-Horrendous posture that makes her head seem to heavy to hold up
-Face that looks like a giant chipmunk holding golf balls in its cheeks.
-Mouth so wide I can only assume she's always asking people "why so serious?"
-So poor that she can't afford to pay the art major who spent 4 years learning how to connect his iphone and photoshop his watermark onto pictures he took.
2/10

Roast mine too

Well for starters she's taking a fuckin selfie and trying to be casual about it- despite being caked in make up.

She would be okay if it wasn't for her fivehead and her eyebrows being so far apart.

...

that ugly ass fucking ring in her nose

-Visual lines of makeup under the eyes
-Pubic hairs for eye brows
-Crooked collar bones
-Crooked smile
-Crooked picture
-Crooked hairline which is also a mile high, (receding?)
-Skin so orange, she either got a FakeBakeā„¢ or her dad is an umpa loompa.

wearing clothes. no sandwhiches

I thought she was in a tiny wheelchair

-Has no control over her tongue
-Tells her truck driver husband that the money was spent on clothes for her kids, but really she just shops at Abercrombie Kids for herself.
-Probably uses an iPhone.
-Probably doesn't even know how to mend those shorts when they rip or the button pops off.

that smug-ass face

Does not swallow.

Looks like a guy i went to highschool with

Not gon lie, she looks really familiar. Is her name Jenna by any chance?

Mine does

Judge my wife

Does the guy you know have a body like this.