Here is my collection of dragon dildos

Here is my collection of dragon dildos.
Your thoughts?

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Have you ever injured yourself using them?

u r rich

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Never. But I have injured myself by shoving a colored pencil up my ass with vaseline when I was 13, and just started getting into anal foreplay. I wouldn't really say I injured myself. But there was some kind of red discoloration that scared me and made me stop for a few weeks.

I'm 19, live with my parents, have a full time job and no bills to pay. I have some spare money

Have any pictures of you using them or Sites good for dragon dildo stuff?

no question about packages?

im jealous tbh

You just posted before about the medium horse cock, why are you here bragging on Sup Forums

No.
I get all kinds of packages online from amazon. A lot of times I open clean packages in front of them and it builds a kind of trust? The packages are unmarked as well, just with the name "Jan Mulders" as the sender. However, if you google the name, you will land on a Bad Dragon forum page.

Only BD toys.

Dewd, BD is a fucking money grab.
PH, TTC, DA and EE are just as good.

so you're gay

Jan Mulders is BD owner AKA 'Varka'

You should leave the house more.

What are all of those?

I've looked, their shit is ugly as fuck. It looks to realistic for me. Gives such an uncanney valley feel for me

No, I have a girlfriend

describe each one of them to us, your preferences, views on them, etc.

also second question, do you like realistic human cock dildos too?

my thoughts are you should buy me one fam
really want one.

I know this already

I leave all the time with my girlfriend and shoot photography.

you'd better explain what the fuck all those acronyms are for, nigger.

I know the pepsi can is there for size comparison. But it's more funny to think that you thought it's a BD

Primalhardwere (yes, with an e): Similar style of toys, same quality, slightly less fancy website, but they have an inflatable knotted canine toy which BD doesn't.
TwinTailCreations: New maker, seems to still be setting up their website, but they are taking orders and seem to have potential.
DA: DamnAverage - they make Orc dildos, also in medical grade platinum-cure silicone (like all the others)
ExoticErotics: They make various fantasy and animal inspired toys. They have a really cool orca design. Same material.

No, realistic human cocks are very offputting to me. Realistic animal cocks are offputting. Like I said before, uncanney valley. BD toys seem more cartooney and playful than realistic ones.

See

for a beginner. what would you recommend? i would love to have a cum load in my ass but, but i dont know whitch one is good for a noob

>No, I have a girlfriend
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latent_homosexuality

>My Dragon Dildo Collection.jpg
the one on the left isn't a dragon, also pepsi is for gays

>>/k/

How on earth do you get any of those things in your ass?

Exotic Erotics Orca

Kek

TwinTailCreations Anthro Avian

Lets see one in action!

It really is not that hard.
I have 9 toys (in picture).
However I have only used these toys maybe 30 times in my life.

DamnAverage orc thingy

They're not particularly large for bd. See Pepsi can for comparison

my ass isn't that big

PrimalHardwere wolf

literally stop wasting money on dildos and move out you parasite

I'm in college. I have student debt that needs to be paid asshole

did you start out using BD or did you graduate from finger(s)/fist/small dicks or other toys? I for one can't understand how people get BD toys and start using that instead of starting with something more manageable. It's like going from 0 to 100 real fucking quick.

>tfw all of these things go into a mans asshole

does BD produce fantasy and animal vaginas?

I used my fingers, and I used fruit as a kid.
But I have used my bd toys more times than I have with anything else.

yes

can you post pics?

bad-dragon.com/products
Scroll down to penetrable toys

don't let this thread die

Neat

Why do you get black ones?
I always made an effort to buy ones with interesting color schemes.
I never understood why someone would want black ones

I meant to reply to

They were cheap premades. Chance is the dark natural coloring.

You are a sad and lonely man.

I'm not

Whatever you tell yourself.

You can tell yourself whatever you want about someone you don' t know :)