I'm staying at a Ronald McDonald house. Ask me anything

I'm staying at a Ronald McDonald house. Ask me anything

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What does cancer smell like?

do you have free cheesburgers ? 100% would get cancer if i can have free cheesburgers

Cheeseburgers

Nah fam, no free food except pantry items.

Are you 12?

Seriously though, when you're at McDonald's throw in some.change into the bucket. It helps some.people through some real shit

Nope

How long? How do u face yourself in the mirror daily?

Its interesting to know those few fuckin pennies I dropped into that mockey D box actually went somewhere.

Please say the house isnt made of balsawood and preservatives

>>Implying I'm here for treatment

I can stay for 30 days at a time, if I need to extend the stay

Dude, the digs here are pretty good. Throw in a quarter next time

Shit dog, it sucks

Then why are you there?

Did you have a baby?

alright and joke aside I, will do it next time.

My wife had a baby, premature. Baby's in the nicu across town

Nah man i wasn't implying that. What i meant was the humiliation at being at the fucking Ronald McDonald house. I asked the wrong question maybe. What was the series of events that lead to staying there man?

My wifes water broke half way through the 2nd trimester. We lived in the hospital for 10 weeks. She gave birth, and now our baby is in the hospital til she's big enough to.go.home. no shame in being here, it's honestly a blessing.

congrats then. Shitty it's across town. Our MocDanald's house is right across the street from our Pediatrics hospital.

Does the Ronald McDonald house also have free wifi like individual stores?

3lbs 13oz?

We are less than 10 mins drive from the hospital. There are two hospitals across he street.we just didn't end up there.

3 lbs 11oz

Oh ok cool, Congratulations user.

Hi, can I get a quarter pounder with large fries and coke

Thanks

I was close.

This one is getting wifi from the hospital across the street. I think other houses have their own, this one lucked out it doesn't have to pay for their internet

Is there a statue on the front porch of Ronald sitting on a bench?

Thanks anons

>>Hurrdurr.jpg

Not on the front porch. In the quad next to the playground there is. Fucking creepy at night

That you were. Bravo

It entertained me fucko

Is the palm open on the statue? Like where someone could place a gold coin.

Had yourself a chuckle, mate?

I was guessing, because I know someone else who is in a similar situation as you. He is also in the Ronald McDonald House.

His baby was 3lbs 13oz.

Nah fam,

There's alot of us here who have had preemies. Most not as small as mine

His wasn't premature.
He just had a really tiny baby. A lot of birth defects, though.

Small dick small baby eh

the fuck is a ronald mcdonald house?

I see you know those feels

Apparently it's a place where a bunch of fags go to fuck each other while their women birth tiny malformed versions of themselves, and burgers and shit

Bummer about that. My heart goes out to him and his baby

The fuck is google

thats not funny,
or cleaver
its neither

Congrats on the new pupper

Thanks fam

Thanks, man.

Cool fellas, it's been fun, if nobody else has questions I'm gonna get back to cooking dinner

Good luck with your little one

I wish you well with your small child.

You too, bruh

Thanks user

Not sure if burn or double burn

someone doesn't know what Ronald McDonald House is

how far do you live from the hospital?

If you're only 10 minutes from the hospital, why do you need to stay at Ronald McDonald House instead of staying at home?

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