You just won 500 million dollars

You just won 500 million dollars

what's the first thing you buy?

Appartment (doesn't need to have much room, should be cheap)

Condoms.

I'd try to find a hooker who loks like my sister then buy her clothes to match my sister's clothes then get a hotel room and live out my incest fantasies for a couple of weeks

an O of top shelf indoor dank. And then start spending it responsibly

4x GTX 1080

Why? Plan on running a lot of benchmarks?

dragon dildo

two chicks at the same time, man.

Get a years rent on this apartment I want, buy a 2016 Ford focus rs, and finally 2 ounces of weed and book a 3 week holiday to California.

I wish I was rich

Lawyer. Bodyguard.

A troop of chimpanzees and have them trained in the ways of the ninja so they can be my own personal army/body guards.

whores, cocaine, and more whores

A large coastal house in SoCal and then put the rest in a split between blind trust and a Swiss holding company, cuz fuck taxes.

you should do that one day

Pay for my mother's health, pay for a good home in the safest part of the city, pay college, Buy car, buy Fender/Gibson guitar and bass, get myelf a wife, children and savefor their future, donate the rest to cancer research

A shit ton of lunchboxes.

...

nice rural farm house and renovate it, and a bunch of samurai armor and weapons. yes, i'm a super nerd, deal with it.

nope, just why not? you have 500 million dollars

I'd build a recording studio and shitloads of guitars and synths

Your house so I can kick you out of it

id buy my dad a audi rs7

your mom so I could make babies with her

coke
lots and lots of coke

Some tacos. I'm hungry.

Because SLI only works double this generation.

Sup Forums gold pass so I can see all the CP

Nothing.


Money can't buy lost childhoods back

a beautiful, authentic gothic victorian mansion

Invest in enough sex dolls that I can have the ultimate orgy in the comfort of my own room.

Property, property, property

A mansion, a car and a few horses. Keep some in the bank and donate the rest.

Some onion bagels

I'd buy Sup Forums and just entirely ruin it, for the lulz

S-S-STOCKS!

realistically? some whiskey and cigarettes, if we're talking about literal first... then like.. a truck and a dirtbike maybe

My waifu

Macaroni should be running out of money soon

why is she drinking baby shit

dsfasfdfds

a new battery for my motorbike

Pay your mom for sex than use the rest of the $499,999,980 for cancer research

I'd invest $200 million in oil companies

That shit ain't going to be cheap forever

Then sit and be happy with my 300 million till my investment turns into billions

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Stealing their life force