You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a 12 year old

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a 12 year old

I have a duke nukem 3d mousepad

13 get rekt

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>fuck...

I played Doom 2 when it came out, I was 6 years old.

my wife is bored with me and only keeps me around to take care of the kids

I have a duke nukem 3d mousepad that came with the game****** run C:/program files/doom/doomII/DoomII.exe

I don't want to live anymore.

If I was 12 it would be illegal to have me working at the job I am at now.

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Delete system 32, it'll run faster.

I'm 12 and what is this

I used disquettes (both 3 1/2 and 5 1/4)...

My dick no longer functions properly. I have to take pills to get hard.

I think minecraft deserves more respect.

Im sure i have a beta tape kicking still... as well as an old reel to reel haha

I know what a VHS is

I don't think Fred Durst is cool anymore.

I was not born in 2004

I don't play League

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>can greentext
>obviously not 12

mas e se eu tiver '-'

I was born in 2005

I still have some vhs dragon ball

i have my drivers license

Bad ass. I tried to play that multi-player over a 56k modem. "Spin Cycle" always made us DC though.

i played syphon filter

I have a Ranma 1/2 VHS that I jerked off to when I was a kid.

Ed, Edd, and Eddy

And you're a better person for it,i miss the taser.

I had a dreamcast. RIP

what is this?

i was born in 2001

>i own a blockbuster keychain
>i have an old vhs with the fresh prince season 1 on it

i don't masturbate to lesbian porn anymore

I still own one. It's fucking awesome.

Lets raise the limit, now you must prove you're above 20 years old.

Underage b&

I used to go to blockbuster every Friday night

I owned a nes when it first came out

Desu desu desu, tabby is better than boxxy, desu

i was born in 1990, it says so here on my driver's license

I like pot noodles

I like Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, Pulp Fiction, The Truman Show and Forrest Gump

fred durst was never cool to begin with

Girls per out of their vagina

>Sega consoles
F

My house got flooded in September 2004 and I lost my Dreamcast and NES. Young me was crushed.

so you're a "I was born in the wrong generation" autismo

You sir are corrrect

i have 3 seasons of startrek voyager on vhs in the basement.

Almond Joy's got nuts

Mounds don't

Ya i figured that out pretty after turning sixteen in 2005 quick.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Quick*

I too know what VHS is considering I grew up watching them since I was a poor fag and didn't have cable or anything.

Fred durst?

Sup

I have a huge dick.

my elementary school was next to the WTC when it was attacked.

I remember when this post was still original.

my Birth certificate

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>ifunny

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Fine, I'll photoshop the Ifunny out. It's not because I like IFunny, it's just that I'm lazy.

I just bought a pack of cigarettes from a tobacco shop.

I pay a mortgage and drive my own car