Caught trespassing in my room now awaiting sentence
1.release
2.prisoner for life
3.popular optional vote
Caught trespassing in my room now awaiting sentence
Scream at the lizard
Record yourself screaming at the lizard
post on a site
release
SPACE PROGRAM
video of you eating it live just pop it in and start chewing then spit lets see and eat again :D
Sup Forums space program
Supporting this notion
And OP BETTER record this shit
voting for this
Dubs: flush in toilet
Trips, draw all over it head to toe in blk sharpie
2 keep forever name him hades. Find a smaller lizard and name him cerberus. Feed even smaller lizards to cerberus and send their souls to the afterlife. #hadesistheman
Lizard + Funnel
stick the funnel in your ass and transfer the lizard directly to your sphincter
>trips.
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Does this count for anything?
this pls op
he might have kids and shit
then eat it?
this
dubs have spoken
undersea adventure
release
voting for this
But your lizard, it musta have a space program
eat its limbs one by one fagget
space program
this
FIREWORK SPACE PROGRAM
dubs have spoken
release
only after cumming on it
SPACE PROGRAM!
Copy Mad Max.
release lizardo
Obvious answer is obvious
TO THE MOON!
Space Program, please. Been a while
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No other choice but to send that fucker to space
He must achieve high earth orbit
Ya. you being a faggot.
Sup Forums has spoken
space program op
do not disappoint
put in dryer
Scream meow at lizard while being Turkish
This
I support the space program movement
S P A C E P R O G R A M
Bump NASA edition
Release the dragon
Fly me to the moon
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Bumping for that space program
Send him to Valhalla
Bumping for space program
Space program is too much effort. Just jizz on it.
Alternatively: Piss in the container. Leave it to drown.
Space program.
Cook in oven
Microwave
bump for one small step for lizard one giant leap for lizardkind
Lizards are cool, let it go.
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Fucking Space Program
Time to get fireworks
Might take some time
Will post in another thread
Space program op SPACE PROGRAM
youtube.com
WE ARE A GO FOR LIFT OFF
Space program!
Link to thread
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youtube.com
One more song...
Dismember it and record a timelapse of it regenerating it's limbs.
If he doesn't do the space program i will be moderately disappointed.
Get some balloons filled with helium, attach to container, and release imo.
TO THE MOON!!
T H I S
There's a helium shortage. Get woke motherfucker.
Ok...Hydrogen then, ala Hindenberg.
Shit maybe the balloon way since it'll be less awkward and suspicious than lighting a firework a almost two weeks after the fourth of july
Fireworks would be better, m8.
Fireworks. Suspicion doesn't mean shit.
Bump?
Keep the thread alive
bump
please have a mercy
This is Sup Forums, yeah?
Given its girth it may be gravid. Let it go.
This, then attach a string to the balloon thats lit, let it go and watch the lizard plummet after the explosion.
He is one of your comrades against the rest of shitty nature.
Put him outside so he can eat bugs before they get into your house.
Geckos are one of the best things to have around.
Show it CP and record its reaction
Its belly swells just above its hips is pregger lizard. Freedom plzs, think of the chirruns OP!
prisoner for life
trips get
yeah but space program
1
It's past bedtime timmy.
>lizard is the ship
>kids are the passengers
New type of bio space ship.
This is my favorite.
We've never studied what live birth in space is like. Onward with the testing!
I will now hold a vote
A.Fireworks
B.Balloons
C.I throw this fucker as far as I can
Fireworks
BALLOONS
FIREWORKS
I laughed at c but you have to do b for maximum altitude
Welease Wodewick!
SPACE PROGRAM