Caught trespassing in my room now awaiting sentence

Caught trespassing in my room now awaiting sentence
1.release
2.prisoner for life
3.popular optional vote

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Scream at the lizard
Record yourself screaming at the lizard
post on a site
release

SPACE PROGRAM

video of you eating it live just pop it in and start chewing then spit lets see and eat again :D

Sup Forums space program

Supporting this notion

And OP BETTER record this shit

voting for this

Dubs: flush in toilet
Trips, draw all over it head to toe in blk sharpie

2 keep forever name him hades. Find a smaller lizard and name him cerberus. Feed even smaller lizards to cerberus and send their souls to the afterlife. #hadesistheman

Lizard + Funnel
stick the funnel in your ass and transfer the lizard directly to your sphincter
>trips.

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Does this count for anything?

this pls op
he might have kids and shit

then eat it?

this

dubs have spoken

undersea adventure

release

voting for this

But your lizard, it musta have a space program

eat its limbs one by one fagget

space program

this

FIREWORK SPACE PROGRAM

dubs have spoken

release
only after cumming on it

SPACE PROGRAM!

Copy Mad Max.

release lizardo

Obvious answer is obvious

TO THE MOON!

Space Program, please. Been a while

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No other choice but to send that fucker to space

He must achieve high earth orbit

Ya. you being a faggot.

Sup Forums has spoken

space program op

do not disappoint

put in dryer

Scream meow at lizard while being Turkish

This

I support the space program movement

S P A C E P R O G R A M

Bump NASA edition

Release the dragon

Fly me to the moon

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Bumping for that space program

Send him to Valhalla

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Bumping for space program

Space program is too much effort. Just jizz on it.

Alternatively: Piss in the container. Leave it to drown.

Space program.

Cook in oven

Microwave

bump for one small step for lizard one giant leap for lizardkind

Lizards are cool, let it go.

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Fucking Space Program

youtube.com/watch?v=5akEgsZSfhg

Time to get fireworks
Might take some time
Will post in another thread

Space program op SPACE PROGRAM

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WE ARE A GO FOR LIFT OFF

Space program!

Link to thread

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One more song...

Dismember it and record a timelapse of it regenerating it's limbs.

If he doesn't do the space program i will be moderately disappointed.

Get some balloons filled with helium, attach to container, and release imo.

TO THE MOON!!

T H I S

There's a helium shortage. Get woke motherfucker.

Ok...Hydrogen then, ala Hindenberg.

Shit maybe the balloon way since it'll be less awkward and suspicious than lighting a firework a almost two weeks after the fourth of july

Fireworks would be better, m8.

Fireworks. Suspicion doesn't mean shit.

Bump?

Keep the thread alive

bump

please have a mercy

This is Sup Forums, yeah?

Given its girth it may be gravid. Let it go.

This, then attach a string to the balloon thats lit, let it go and watch the lizard plummet after the explosion.

He is one of your comrades against the rest of shitty nature.
Put him outside so he can eat bugs before they get into your house.
Geckos are one of the best things to have around.

Show it CP and record its reaction

Its belly swells just above its hips is pregger lizard. Freedom plzs, think of the chirruns OP!

prisoner for life

trips get

yeah but space program

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It's past bedtime timmy.

>lizard is the ship
>kids are the passengers
New type of bio space ship.

This is my favorite.

We've never studied what live birth in space is like. Onward with the testing!

I will now hold a vote
A.Fireworks
B.Balloons
C.I throw this fucker as far as I can

Fireworks

BALLOONS

FIREWORKS

I laughed at c but you have to do b for maximum altitude

Welease Wodewick!

SPACE PROGRAM