OFFICIAL MLB ALL-STAR GAMETHREAD #3: MANLETS EDITION

AL leads 3-1 in Bottom of the 3rd

>Cueto ROYALLY BTFO
>Hosmer/Perez GOAT
>rags

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Royals

BRING ON THE KNUCKLE MEMER

MY PENIS IS READY

>rasgs

>plays with his hair on fire

requesting harper with hair on fire

>rags

>hamlels

Is Hamels gay?

>rags

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>poopgarts

did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT

Please tell me you had it shipped via UPS.

>UGHHH

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Cusb!

Just my neighbor was Zobrist's kindergarten teacher

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans

Can somebody photoshop the "JUST" hair as cole hamels' beard?

>jints

>Mfw every other team is mad the cubs SS is starting
>Mfw no one knows how good he actually is

>21st century
>Knuckleballers pitching in the ASG

>rags

That is good luck, my friend. You will always have Jesus on your side.

>russell
>good

nice b8

Does Perez usually play with gold plated catchers gear

Cool hitters you have there Cubs.

>.237 hitter, 90 wrc+

"no"

Fuck you Bryant

Zobrist should have scored on that basehit honestly

Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Hurrper

>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Hypocrite
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Pathetic quitter
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Holds the active record for futility vs. one pitcher
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about the umps
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Future Yankee
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history

>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG

>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG

>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG

>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG

>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG

>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG

WHY would you throw him anything else?

Oh were you not here the first inning?

Bryant least clutch batter since Arod

RBO get out of that tred.

I think it's because they're the defending champs, desu

done more than the rest of the lineup has

Good job Bryant you ruined the game there

Top bait
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Daily reminder that Smelly Odor suckerpunching Bautista is equivalent to winning the WS for Rags fans

h-hi....

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>mfw sanchez is going to get fucking shelled

i cant handle the banter bros

This. If you try and tell me it was Cueto then you're racist

Cueto ruined the game 2bh

>AL winning the ASG
>trump cucks getting blown out in November

This is a good year lads

wot

REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD

Nobody in Texas, let alone the rest of the country still remembers this. Why are you still so bitter and assblasted?

The two batters in before him did more than what Bryant just did. How about a simple base hit instead of just jacking it?

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WHERE IS NATALIE HOLLOWAY

Edgar take clay

>bustfarts
>aruba

>Canada is still actually buttblasted about this

Huh really makes me think

Because if you just throw a guy change ups every pitch of every at bat, it'll get crushed.

wtf sosa?

Racist detected

There are literally 20 shortstops in the MLB better than russell

Change ups aren't very effective if you throw them exclusively.

>MANNY MEMECHADO IS THE BEST 3B

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Sounds like a Blue Jay

I hope machado gets drilled in the chin

U fckn w0t

>Memechado

>MEMECHADO

That low quality image and non informative comment tred you were in.

Damn is he not well?

Watching the game in a Colombian prostitute house

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You're too late faggot, post faster next time.

lol why are you so mad

>Only looking at BA
>Not knowing what sabermetrics are

Its 2016

>Blow Gays still salty about something people forgot ages ago

How the fuck is AL the home team when they are playing in San Diego?

Sosa doesn't want to get shot when he gets pulled over

Fernandez confirmed for liar

because last year was an NL park too

>Big Poopy David Roidtiz

STICKY WHEN?

Fuck this spic cuck floating one over

>paying attention to gaybermetrics

WHATS UP MET KEKS! HAHAHAH

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>best defensive SS
>One of the best clutch hitters
>51 RBIs

because the home team switches back and forth each year regardless of what park it's in

>90 wrc+, like I said

Literally below average

Hahahah Fernandez SHOOK as fuck

>DH needing days off
top kek

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They're in a stretch of 4 straight years of ASG's in NL parks so this year and 2018, the AL will be the "home" team.

Ortiz with the bants

Fuck off keep him im

Sounds legit tbqh.

>all these retarded ass tributes at every single moment

Can we get a tribute the last time Ortiz has to take a shit at an MLB ballpark during his active career?

youtube.com/watch?v=IF_suSxlCUQ

>roidtiz taking a curtain call after a walk

fucking dumb

libtard detected

I still have this newspaper! haha

SUPERIOR DH coming in

Crawford is a better shortstop defensively, Seager is a better hitter, RBI are a meme stat that mean absolutely nothing

the large father's last season