3-1 AL, Cueto got meme'd on, Perez and Hosmer HR's
/asg/ - MLB All-Star Game Thread
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Rangers WS 2016
all i want is ortiz to go 0-5, is that too much to ask
Time to get comfy Bryant MVP incoming
>implying he gets 5 at bats
Who /Twins/ here?
Jays will sweep the Rags in 4 in the CS
well they're not going to pull him until he gets at least one hit, and the way the al is raking they're going to go through the order at least 5 times
tep lel
Lol at this post
Nice fielding faggot
first for /sportsbar/
mfw carrying the AL
Who here /joeybats/?
>tfw could've carried the NL, but Terry Collins didn't listen
Post loodz Ellens.
WHICH THREAD AM I SUPPOSED TO POST IN
>bombston hyping up their offense
>have literally driven in 0 (ZERO) runs
>AL East Red Sox only: carrying the All Star team, literally the only reason they're winning
>AL East all teams except Red Sox: a national fucking embarrassment, these "all stars" should be sent to Guantanamo, Memechado especially
pathetic
>Tfw making sure the AL gets homefield advantage two years in a row
Really AL better be thanking us.
real thread
>(leaf)
yes this i came here to post exactly this but you have already posted it
A LEAF AHAHAHA
CAN'T MAKE IT UP
>Red Sox only
Uh, not a single Roid Sux has driven in any of the AL runs
>caring about all star game stats
>not putting aside differences and wanting >your league to win for pride
Doing it all wrong
Royals/Red Sox broship when
Can we make this thread no red sox please
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But they're responsible for team moral, supplying runners in scoring position, proper defense, the whole kit and kaboodle
Although, the Royos had a couple of key dingers
David Ortiz
>bases loaded for an Indians hitter
can't go well
Exchange Ellen Leeds first
L M A O
Nigga your logic ain't shit
kys
r d sox pitching era is 0.00
But I like all of their shitposts
Father Grande
>LINDOR
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>Lindor
should have fucking left Xander in
>Indians wanted this guy to start
>injuns
>Literally the only time Murphy does something well on defense
DAT MURPH RANGE
>first pitch swinging
reeeeeeeeeeeee take a pitch
Why the fuck is Lindor here?
Le weak contact wreck the inning meme man
seriously with those dback unis....wtf
Thats what you get for subbing X out
GIVE THE NL YOUR POWER
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
Nope, they haven't gotten a single out, so technically their ERA is infinite
>the machine
tha's good
>Lindor is the only reason Didi isn't in the all start game
Daily reminder Didi has identical numbers to him except he's a .300 hitter with RISP while Lindor is a .200 hitter
So if there's a team called the Nationals in the NL then why is there no team called the Americans in the AL?
Everyone knows the AL is the anime league
sorry kid
>being an NL fan
How does it feel to watch inferior teams play inferior baseball?
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
The Red Sox used to be called the Americans
>being weeb league
but how can kershit be the best pitcher of all time if he plays in a minor league?????
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inb4 the shitkees blow it
>LUSTING after
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>not being a weeb league
>LUSTING after
Joe Buck wants that Miller dick
>\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>losing to the weeb league
tfw your allstar isnt even going to play
i miss the good old days when the players werent tested for steroids.
welcom to the good thread, pretty boy *licks lips*
>no kuckleballer
Yost is a fucking disgrace
>LUSTING after
guys leading the AL in era, how doesn't he pitch?
>miller
>blowing it
>tfw the best pitcher in the AL won't get a chance to pitch because Yost is racist
in fucking 2016, of all year, the current year
>The Brewers have an all star
why are the Brewers so bad?
>GIANTS HAVE NO HITS AND GAVE UP ALL THE RUNS
The "every team needs to be represented" rule is stupid. Some teams don't have all star caliber players.
yeah this exactly
Yankees pitchers used: 2
Red Sox pitchers used: 0
Animus4lyfe.
>Melvin Upton Jr literally walked him off
>knucklememer
>best pitcher in the AL
Why does Joe Buck want Miller's peepee so much?
Honestly, >our representative should be Semien as the reserve SS, but whatever
I like it actually
>its a joe buck thinks a foul ball is a home run episode
stop nigga
That reminds me
Even God makes mistakes once in a while
Oh shit, Lucroy trying to impersonate that guy we know as DAVID ORTIZ.
Would be the other way around if Yost wasn't a fuckwit and Kimbrel didn't get keked by the outfield grass
H-Hey p-p-pal....
Don't post anything related to him.
Just the fucking thought of him pisses me off again.
Fucking FUCK OFF MASTERSHIT
FUCKING
GO
AWAY
I would shitpost horses but gr15 would get me B%
also, what a shit taste in waifus.
at least 1 of those guys wont even be a yankee by the end of july
>all the runs
Terry Collins believes every team should be represented, and that's why the reds and Lillies are in this game
>NL ballpark
>AL team wearing home uniforms
Explain this
better to not run out of pitchers. That's what the NL did in that extra innings game which caused Selig to announce the following year the ASG winner would get WS homefield advantage.
Yost is a fag