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League of legends. I am MORALLY OPPOSED to league of legends.

I fapped to nothing.

Jimmy Nelson's butt

I'm really desperate for sex. I've tried fapping with used tampons and condoms (when I'm lucky) because it's the closest I can get to sex. I've licked them. Tasted them. Drank them. Eaten them. I tried fapping with used diapers that I find in McDonalds and from my neighbor (who has a 3 year old kid who is cute). I go through her trash. But because of the hormone pills she takes, she seems to never have periods (?). I do all of this in my bathtub while drunk.

I wish I was a zoophile. That way, I could buy a dog and have sex with it and be happy forever. Or I wish I was a mortician and then I could just have sex with the corpses. When I was young I was really into Pokemon. I remember being attracted to certain Pokemon which resembled real-life animals.

I am thinking of having sex with animals as a last resort. Like a horse or a dog. Except right now I can probably only afford a cat/kitten. I'm not even attracted to animals. I want to have sex with a human. :( But I have no choice and I hope animals will be enough. :(

So how is the sex with animals? If I bought a kitten and trained it to love sex, will it have sex with me willingly? If I bought one which is so young that its eyes are closed and I trained it to love sex, will it love sex with me? Fuck, I don't even like bestiality. But I am so desperate...

How does cat sex work? Does he/she just do it like normal sex? Is there any ejaculation? I'm guessing I can't actually put my penis in a girl cat but what about my tongue? What about a boy cat?

This seems to be my only recourse. :( :( :(

Top pasta.

that is understandable, a lot of people don't like league. Especially people who play DOTA, probably because league piggy-backed off it.

I don't like dota either. But I really dislike league.

naturally the only two i own aren't on the list
love my medium chance, large gryphon was a bad choice. if it was the legacy with the larger knot it would be so much better. of the three that made u orgasm which one is your fav?

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Is it the community or just the gameplay? I absolutely despise the community, I end up muting at least one person I play with per game and reporting them after because of the overall toxicity of their behavior.

Mechanical progression in a competitive multiplayer game isn't acceptable to me.

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so MOBA's in general aren't your thing, I assume you feel the same way about overwatch and the like that game spouted?

Don't fuck animals please... and don't fuck niggers, that's worse.

Err, it's not the in-game mechanical progression; rather it's the surrounding system of unlocks and experience.

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so you prefer games that you don't need to unlock things and have access from the start? Or do you want them to be at an equalized pace to make everyone at the same progression? There are some game modes like that right now actually, granted those are the rotating game modes but still they do exist now.

Plus don't fuck horses if you want have sex with animals. Horses can easily kill you if you do that. And you don't train animals into sex, you basically just rape em.

Competitive multiplayer games should absolutely never feature power imbalances that are not predicated exclusively on individual skill. If I have a mechanic unlocked that you do not, I have an advantage that is not reasonable and detracts from the competitiveness of the game.

Same reason RNG is bullshit in all cases.

>random tripping

If it's just sex you want then hire an escort and fuck her. That's her job so don't worry about making her feel like a whore. There's nothing wrong with being a whore.

Anyway, just treat her with respect and pretend you aren't the biggest loser in the universe. If you pretend in front of her that you're normal, then you're normal.

Maybe if you can manage an afternoon with a nice looking girl you'll feel more confident and make non whores think you're normal, too.

You don't have to actually be good looking and interesting to act good looking and interesting. That's all people care about!

If you're not trolling, that is...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

so you prefer everything at an equalized pace and RNG removed. I understand that, I do enjoy a small amount of RNG but that is just because it helps keep me interested.

yes. RNG does nothing but create niche situations where the better player may not in fact win.

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at least they'd never get rid of edgehogging

THEY DID THOUGH
THEY FUCKING DID
AAAAAAAAAAA

well, fast-falling is safe

should I get pokemon go

you're all fucking homos

alos hi katia

they have been bouncing around the idea of removing it, but they do also have a champ that automatically crits after a follow up attack or ability hit but the crit damage is greatly reduced. Chances are they will never remove it and I have gotten so used to it that it would feel weird if it no longer existed.

...did they do something with that I don't know about?

If it's a crit that's guaranteed it's not rng so there's nothing wrong with it is there

no

I just picked a core mechanic I knew was important in melee and couldn't remember if it was in smash 4

it is fun but the servers don't work too well right now. You can if you want or you can wait for them to try and fix the servers first. It is a free game so it can't hurt to try and see if you like it.

I mean, fastfalling is SLOW in smash 4 since everything is slow in smash 4 but it still exists

right, that is what I meant. They do have things that take rng out but that is just one character. All the other ones still have rng for crits if they build it on the character.

I feel like I'd be good at melee if I took the time to learn the mechanics

and if I didn't feel like I needed to rely on adderall to be good at video games

play strip melee with me

They should remove it universally. There is no reason not to.

I'd recommend sex with humans. it's not that difficult to do.

n-no

there's an entire class of champions that relies on it that they'd have to rebalance

Then they should rebalance.

There's a way to make this fair. I'll take off an article of clothing every time I lose a stock; you take one off every time you lose a game.

or well I suppose they could just rebalance the item to provide an equivalent amount of damage to the expected value of the critical strike

Read 'The Game' by Neil Strauss or some shit. It's not THAT hard to get laid. Also quit porn, you'll find some of that desperation go away.

I will never take a stock off you

They should, they have removed mechanics before that were considered bad for gameplay and it wouldn't be too different now. Chances are they won't and League will eventually die from stubborness and the fact they are still using Adobe Air for programming the game for some reason.

Fuck my throat hurts

We'll be drinking and I play fox so I'll kill myself with ledgedashes at least a few times.

And even so consistently four stocking people is hard dude, even if you're trash.

Well either way good riddance.

they've already made it abundantly clear that they are reprogramming the client from scratch

well, maybe

if I get more clothing than you

nice pantsu

You can pick my outfit as well as yours, as long as mine is something that could be called complete. I'm pretty confident in this one.

I want to rape my girlfriend so bad she's 22 never had sex and I'm 19 about to be 20 in a few weeks.
Before anyone asks we met when she was 19and I was 16, only reason we went out was because she thought my failed attempt at asking her to a dance was cute. She is one of those "wait till marriage" type only gave me a blow job 1 time for my 18th bday.
Am I a terrible person? I don't know what to do.

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I really need to find another game to play honestly. There is a reason why all my friends have stopped playing it. Any recommendations for good games?
The issue is how long it will take, I know they say they are working on it but they also said they were going to be making another competitive map a long time ago. it's safe to say you can't always take them at their word.

th-thanks

>shirt
>shorts

You're probably black.

they have been much better about transparency lately

Fuckin hilarious, rape her.

super smash bros. melee for the nintendo gamecube

I'm wearing shoes and socks too. And a MAGA hat. Not optional.

no underwear, though

B-but panties.

Not black

deal

I had to go to bed 40 minutes ago but faced with the immediate prospect I don't want to

This game makes me hard

Perfect. You have to dress like a girl but you can accessorize a lot to add articles of clothing.

I will admit they have been making a lot of changes for the better recently. For example I can't really say that we are in (champion role here) meta which is great because all roles can have a use and not feel useless.
I don't have any friends to play it with though. They are all across the country.

netplay

So hows Groden doing?

wouldn't I need some kind of attachment to my gamecube for that? Not to mention I am fucking trash at smash bros now.

this is getting better all the time

they are getting their act together finally, but they should have done that three years ago

also they did the unforgivable and nerfed nidalee's pounce so now I have no desire to play any more

naw dude that shit's on PC. And a more robust melee online is actually currently in development.

I mean I'm giving you the advantage but either way we're wearing women's clothing so I'm happy even if I somehow lose.

important to keep the real objective in sight

Which is playing melee in girly clothes, yes. Hell forget the stripping part really it's probably most fun if we stay mostly dressed.

>freklz as pokemon go username taken
fucking dropped

he is doing alright last I knew.
Yea they really have, I'm not entirely sure what changed that they finally started doing things right.

Do you mean they nerfed the reworked nidalee's pounce or the rework in general?

Wait really? Are the controls PS3 controller compatible and is the game free?

Last you knew? Where'd he go lol

oh I can make my screenname something else

they started being honest and telling us what they were going to do and why they were doing it, and why they weren't doing other things

the recent nerf

goodnight avery

it's emulated dude, the netplay community is huge (hungrybox is a big part of it actually), and of course with an emulator you can use whatever input device you please

night friendo

He didn't go anywhere but I have been playing games so much I keep forgetting to talk to him about stuff....wow I am a shitty friend.
Yea that part is really nice, it definitely has cut down on some frustrations knowing their reasoning behind what they do.

They may buff again with the assassin rework, who knows?
oh cool, I will check it out tomorrow. I should have been asleep a while ago but insomnia has hit hard and even sleeping pills aren't helping.

Eh you've been busy with your own shit. I left the thread and threw a huge bitchfit like half a year ago when I was a sack of fat and tears.

Oh the joys that happen when you start going to the gym every day.

Not sure how that's related but my dernk brain isn't pushing 100%

i caught charmander on my crotch

I'm going to try and force myself to sleep I guess, goodnight.
I honestly don't remember who you are. My memory is also shit so there is that.
Whole new meaning to the term fire crotch....I'll see myself out.

I'm Cody. Sick right?

HOLY SHIT I WILL NEVER FIND A USERNAME THAT ISN'T TAKEN

there are like 5m people

Why not Robert "Bob Zumekis'" Zumekis?

Wow, just browsing randomly and see you here.

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I am not here. I was never here. I never existed and don't exist. I'm just a projection of your mind.

>reporting for toxicity
I'm genuinely curious. Why do people do this? Is it because you feel good afterwards about the moral justice you assume to happen afterwards even when you get no message saying the tribunal has punished them for your report? Is it because you like playing victim? Is it because you hate someone on the internet so much to the point you want a higher authority to smite them?

kill yourself, fucking weeb

Probably so, just went out of the thread to look around the other ones.

Yes to all of it.

Stay in the boat.

Man this shit died pretty quick.