Here we go again

Here we go again.

first 24.

Niggachu

Professor Oak

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The Wiggles

James

Kazegeta

Claires

The Medicine Seller

Sad News

Swampman

>mint nigger

Jimmy Nelson

Tommy and Mark

Pepsi Man

Metaknight

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Agent J

Nude Wanda

Inspirational Dylan

Baterist tomboy

No Minors

I'm really desperate for sex. I've tried fapping with used tampons and condoms (when I'm lucky) because it's the closest I can get to sex. I've licked them. Tasted them. Drank them. Eaten them. I tried fapping with used diapers that I find in McDonalds and from my neighbor (who has a 3 year old kid who is cute). I go through her trash. But because of the hormone pills she takes, she seems to never have periods (?). I do all of this in my bathtub while drunk.

I wish I was a zoophile. That way, I could buy a dog and have sex with it and be happy forever. Or I wish I was a mortician and then I could just have sex with the corpses. When I was young I was really into Pokemon. I remember being attracted to certain Pokemon which resembled real-life animals.

I am thinking of having sex with animals as a last resort. Like a horse or a dog. Except right now I can probably only afford a cat/kitten. I'm not even attracted to animals. I want to have sex with a human. :( But I have no choice and I hope animals will be enough. :(

So how is the sex with animals? If I bought a kitten and trained it to love sex, will it have sex with me willingly? If I bought one which is so young that its eyes are closed and I trained it to love sex, will it love sex with me? Fuck, I don't even like bestiality. But I am so desperate...

How does cat sex work? Does he/she just do it like normal sex? Is there any ejaculation? I'm guessing I can't actually put my penis in a girl cat but what about my tongue? What about a boy cat?

This seems to be my only recourse. :( :( :(

>This is a tribune

Muffet

Crying gurl

McGangBang

Shorty

Nathan Explosion

Leonardo

Katia

Nuisance

FUCKING CHECKED

Gatowomyn

Gay Absol

How can my tribute compete against quads?? We're all screwed!

AE86

LAST ONE NIGGERS

Ronald McSmooth

Vince

Birthday Doge

Witnessed

Party raider

TheReportOfTheWeek

Dio Brando

Hobbes

Kairi

Enemy Apache Incoming

The entire population of the UK

Phil

It's now 48.

Diddy Kong!

(Revolver Ocelot)

Dschinghis Khan Motherfucker with the Cape

Tabby

Fez

Dank Weed

Velouria

Thanks for informing us OP.
Got your main man in this one

Swordman

Think that's 48

Bubble bass

Bump

Whoa there homie, please don't share any more pics like this, I have a rare medical condition, which makes it so that my penis will literally explode if it becomes too erect.

k

BRUTAL

More where that came from

BUMP NIGGERS

Almost got me there

Rest in dicks, OP

:3

Hunger games threads are like sex: when they're good, they're the best, and when they aren't good, they're still enjoyable

These take forever to do man. be patient

48 takes a while, just bump it in the meantime user

Nah hes resting ON dicks

Well said user, well said

Someone sing me a song while OP untangles himself from all those dicks

Free card anyone?

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Why thank you user!

From my personal favourite HG thread.

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Gordon Ramsay

HEWOW AM I WATE FR TH THEED

When a guy on the HG thread is using Internet Explorer

Just a prank, boys. i just wanted an excuse to bump the thread. Have some shitty porn

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Kek, fair enough

>I PWAYING GAM RIE

sauce?

You have my attention...

No

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>HELO MIE FHELLAO EAUWTTIZM FERENMD

Bumperino

>IF WO LEP MH PWAY HANGR GAM WO BE FREEN

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bump

How does it look? did i mess anything up?