Kektier green text thread
Kektier green text thread
Colton Gutierrez
Christian Russell
bump!
Justin Sullivan
smells like self bump
Joshua Fisher
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Dylan Roberts
It isin't
Joshua Martinez
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Zachary Nelson
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Jason Butler
To bad Anafranil doesn't actually have that side effect.
Luke James
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Hunter Cook
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Alexander Rogers
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Charles Smith
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Ayden Walker
Bumperino
Jaxson Ortiz
lost my shit at mathturbator
Matthew Gonzalez
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Zachary Hill
Bump for keks
Robert Stewart
not a feels thread
Gavin Williams
Bumperoo
Xavier Jones
thank you haven't laughed that hard in a while
Eli Jackson
thats sad af what the hell user.
Isaiah Moore
Nice trips
Nathaniel Reyes
Bump
Wyatt Cook
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Christian Campbell
does anyone have that greentext about a crazy girl that fucks a beta? think she was called baby or some shit like that
Ethan Ramirez
kek
Alexander Parker
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William Brown
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Alexander Gray
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Anthony Thomas
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Gavin Price
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James Parker
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Ryder Davis
I lost at internet explorer
Carson Allen
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William Smith
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Kayden Rodriguez
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Henry Gonzalez
bump
Dylan Scott
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Ryder Howard
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Jayden Lewis
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Owen Green
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Matthew Morris
Not really kektier but I'd share it I guess
>walk into a resturaunt with my family and grandpa
>look around
>see a fine ass that I'd like to save for the vault
>take my phone out, put it near my leg
>start snapping pics by taping above the homebutton, not looking.
>grandpa asks about the flashes
>"flashes? What flashes?"
>from your phone user.
>I fucking had flash on.
>"I think I was just taping the flashlight button hah ha..."
>check the images later.
>1st blurry
>2nd dat ASS
>3rd blurry
>4th their all looking at the camera.
>cringe for the rest of the day
Pretty sure my grandpas already on his deathbed, feels bad feeling that he thinks I'm a pervert before he goes. Not sure if this is even gonna greentext, I'm on my phone.
Thomas Foster
That was fucking trash. Pics or didn't happen.
Connor Walker
shits too funny
Juan Smith
Wat? I dont get it
Josiah Edwards
1/5
Ryan Mitchell
2/5
Colton Bailey
3/5
Andrew Baker
4/5
Jaxon Hall
5/5
Jeremiah Brown
This one is good, if anyone has never seen.
Unlikely unless you're new though
Jason Torres
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Nathaniel Brown
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Hudson White
Have fun
Ryan Collins
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Levi Hernandez
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Jackson Gonzalez
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Camden Gomez
>mfw jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Logan Edwards
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Gabriel Brown
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David Watson
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Kevin Reyes
Saw this a couple years ago
Why does it still get me?
Justin Edwards
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Isaiah Reed
At least one grandkid showed.
Isaiah Jackson
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Jaxon Morris
lol'd
Hunter Miller
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Matthew James
Solid
Juan Harris
It really doesn't suprise be that you kids now days lack the necessary patience and intelligence to actually read instead of playing your vidya while consuming unhealty amounts of energydrinks and fucking burgers.
Lucas Adams
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Owen Brooks
lol i fucked ur mum last night xD
Justin Jones
This is like the pastaest pasta ever
Robert Thompson
I was expecting to laugh, not feel.
Austin King
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Eli White
Good for you retard.
Luis Anderson
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Mason Collins
>Middle West
>Largest Side of Barn
Perfect 5/7
Landon Nguyen
fucking lost
Ryan Cooper
first time I've legit kek'd in a long time
Matthew Roberts
thats pretty neat.
Elijah Robinson
expelled air through my nose slightly faster than usual.
Robert Murphy
so sad
Ethan Myers
That one was me, back when I was an iFag
Jack Peterson
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Cooper White
Seen this before, just getting it now
>horses live in stables
Noah Reed
Well done
Nolan Nguyen
Dude, what the fuck did I just read?
Leo Garcia
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Xavier Hill
no no no no no!
I nearly forgot this
Carter Williams
Could not breathe holy shit kek
Isaac Jenkins
>green text thread
>complains about the amount of reading
Were you ever not a faggot?
Nolan Allen
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Juan Richardson
BS. Tapeworms live on the other side of the stomach don't they? The food would be better there than dick distance of the arse.
Isaiah Sullivan
bump
Lucas Sullivan
>on the other side of the stomach
tapeworms don't live in your esophagus you idiot
Noah Edwards
best shit ever.
Isaac Butler
I love this thread.
Lucas Howard
same
Wyatt Nelson
>chekt
android wins
Thomas Martin
The Saga of Wolfman Greg
Dominic Rivera
>be me in uni nutrition communications
>Use my laptop its somehow noisy but it's okay
>I don't really care about what the teacher is saying playing on my laptop
>Get bored after a time and start downloading Windows 10 for some reason and here it begins
>Laptop becomes loud as fuck but i can't stop it
>Teacher has to speak very loud now because I sit in the front
>We were only 12 people in the room and the other ones are getting pissed as fuck
>This goes on for 1 hour and it finish the download
>I became more confortable but then here we go
>Loud as noises from laptop and it runs down and starts installing windows 10
>Everyone stares at me
>I want to leave but cant cancel the installing
>Sit there for another hour and the class ends
>Want to leave but cant no Accu
>The other people come to me and say this fucked up man dont do this again
>I don't give a shit amd Repeated it the Week after
>Mfw i have no face