You're in the club and this girl walks up and slaps your GFs ass. What do you do?

You're in the club and this girl walks up and slaps your GFs ass. What do you do?

punch her in the face.

Hit her in the face and while she is on the ground twist her limbs the ways they aren't supposed to go until they pop and crackle in inhumane ways. Then I would break all of her teeth and put them under my foreskin of my cock. I would then bite off her clitoris and spit it into my girlfriends open mouth. I would then do the same to myself.

i think someone would stop you, user.

Slap her tits until they deflate

Not if I eat them

Propose a threesome. Cry when she cucks me and just fucks my GF.

>threesome

Rip her top off and start fucking her tits.

this

yeah probably titty punch.

anybody who doesn't say fuck them both is an absolute faggot.

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Initiate operation Fuck Her.

who says she wants to fuck you too?

that is why you fail

Who says THAT matters?

blow two loads in my pants and drive home

>consent
you cuck

i mean, unless your gf is cool with rape..

am I banned?

give her the falcon

muh rights

I stand there confused trying to contemplate why a grown ass woman randomly slapped the back of my hand

I'd stomp that punk mothafucka. I don't play that shit mayne.

Slap my own ass and stare into her eyes until she leaves.

AHAHAHA GET IT HES ALONE AND HIS "GF" IS HIS HAND CAUSE OF MASTURBATION!!!11! JOKES!

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kek

be fine with it cause thats hot, then slap hers and if she says anything ill just say she did it first

>move in real close
>say one word:
"eyebrows"
>leave with gf while this bitch sobs inconsolably because her eyebrows look like a wizard's eyebrows

Ask her why she touched my hand

you sound legitimately fucking autistic

Kek

sticks and stones may break my bones but at least I'm not a nigger.

Jesus fucking Christ that's a set of tits.

would much rather be a nigger than can relate to chicks than an forever alone autist

Just seen nice guys, was this bitch playing a bartender in one of the scenes?

rape is not the same as being able to relate to women, you filthy black sambo lover

Politely explain that such actions are considered assault and punishable by up to 10 years in a state correctional institution. Then ask her to suck peen

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cover my ears as my gf cries RAAAAAAAAPE

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slap her ass, then tell my girlfriend to slap my ass

The cycle is complete

Ask to eat her faesces

slap her ass in turn

Sup Forums in a nutshell

Not notice because im too busy trying to catch jigglypuff on Pokemon go

Why would she slap my hand?

>I had a gf
>really cared about her
>introduced her to my mum
>i loved this girl man
>it was a fucking dream :(
>worst part is I don't remember what she looked like

Cunt punt her.

>fuck her because she's hot
>fuck her harder because she looks likes my cousin
I have a problem.

Look at my girl to see if she wants to take her home with us.

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fist her

She was so much cuter on Kids React. Those tits are way too big.

Yell rape in her face, and shove my fingers up her cunt.