LITERALLY THE MOST RETARDED THING EVER
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First for Stannis
STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!
chapters? or exact quotes? I know they had a mutual attraction and definitely fucked, but it is all in clues and not like Yo, Jon fucked Satin in the ass on the wall, on the table, in the stable
Shouldn't it be winter in the south already?
Reminder
R + L = 3 dragon eggs, Lyanna died laying them
N + A = J
Reminder that this board is Sup Forums and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.
Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -
Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
How could anyone resist the Lord of the Light?
Han is Jon's father
>that fucking art
Is it by the same artistic genius that did CIA behind Ned with the dagger?
POST CHARACTERS WHO ARE MOST DEFINITELY ALIVE
Next time I pass someone in the street collecting for an autism charity I shall give generously and hope the cash finds its way to you.
It doesn't snow in Spain or wherever the fuck they film the garbage in the south and you expect DABID&DABID to remember that it's winter?
Did the spic leak episode 4's plot yet?
>Name one great character that is introduced after S0201. You can't.
Oberyn
you again?
kill yourself
It's not winter in the north either apparently because Shireen's sacrifice made it go away for good
>WE ARE THE HEROES OF OUR TIME
>dragons will cause global warming
>winter will never come
>white walkers fucking btfo
>daenerys is the true hero who saves the planetos
written & directed by David Beniof & D.B Weiss & Damon Lindelof
If Davos or Pod dies this season, I'm done with this shit show forever. But I'll still post here
>replying to the faggot
stop
Promise me, Nerd!
So have they essentially just given up on the Greyjoy storyline?
>Replying to the guy replying to the faggot
Just don't
someone post the drawing of CIA holding Ned with a knife
>replying to the guy who replied to the one who replied to the faggot
faggot
>it's a fat guy scene
I BELIEVE
I want the rest of them already
>It doesn't snow
It does though
Why are Americucks so ignorant, lads
Are there lemon trees in Highgarden?
Stannis will be used as coldhands puppeted by Bludraven. It will be his only chance to do something good.
They took a saw to it but it looks like thise season is going to be the Greyjoy storyline.
Don't known how Theon is going to play into it.
CARLEEZY!
yes, nothing much happens this episode, mostly talking to set-up later episodes.
highlights of episode 4:
>Davos forgives Brienne for killing Stannis
>Bran gets Leaf to admit that the CotF created the White Walkers to kill humans
>Zombie Ice King spots Bran in the vision and sends wights to Bran's hideout
>Hodor sacrifices himself so Bran and co can escape
>Benjen outta fuckin nowhere helps rescue Bran and co but then Benjen leaves again for reasons
>Letting these guys adapt my books was a mistake. Mistake that ruined my life.
I'd lemon her tree, if you know what I mean.
>Davos actually cares about Stannis
F A K E
he doesn't give a single fuck.
if he did he'd write the books and not hugo and sad puppies and wild cards and whatever else the fuck he's writing about.
>Davos forgives Brienne for killing Stannis
NOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU DABID AND FUCK YOU, WEISS
YOU FUCKING KIKE BASTARDS
>"He'll need a name, Ned"
>"Mehmet."
Coke bitch.
No, you'll have to explain
>davos like totally loves jon melisandre now!
>why?
>who fucking cares ahahaha turn off your brain
...
he does because everybody annoys him now
I told you in the other thread I ain't going to read the book for you ,go read them yourself lazy ass
>AHHH HELP ME GREY WORM
Bed-wetters
I think davos would be much more likely to forgive brienne rather than mel
>implying he cares about his shitty series anymore
>R + L = 3 dragon eggs, Lyanna died laying them
exactly
Fucking shit.
Then why were the WW killing them too? Did they get out of control?
Nice.
Fuck.
How the fuck?
bed shitter
I want to fist Tommen
your gay
I think she just had to take a massive shit that blew out her anus. That shit becomes Jon Snu.
>if he did he'd write the books and not hugo and sad puppies and wild cards and whatever else the fuck he's writing about.
But user, his political opinions on some controversy are really important.
That's why i love George Martin! His political opinions are fascinating and enlightening
no
My gay?
t. preston
I wanna wear his crown while I pound his boypussy like a real stag.
He should want to kill both of them. Stannis is the reason he's a fucking knight.
>be me
>win tornament at age 10 under false name
>get knighted
>serve the kingsguard
>be considered one of the best knight's in westerosi history, compared only to ser Arthur Dayne
>be 50 years later
>ambushed by 30 or so men in an alley
>10 unsulied, warriors trained from their youth to be the best warriors in the planet, get taken out like bitches
>stand and fight, kill most of them
>get killed by several wounds, even though i killed a lot of them, i was unarmoured, outnumbered, etc...
>somehow end up a laughing stock on /got/
fml
That casting tho.
Fat oldman with a belly
where's this from?
D&D are gonna make Jon&Sansa happen, aren't they
delete this
fuck your trips
baristan was based
Them legs
i want to fist tommen with a Zweinhander while Cersei watches as her son dies a slow, painfull death
got you lad
his boss went off the fucking deep end. Dave has been done with Stannis for a minute now.
davos isn't really a vengeful person.
outside of that one bitch he really hates. He would understand brienne and not want to kill her.
...
He was a lot slimmer in Season 1
The dude seen what Killed Renly and knows that Stannis sent it. His lord is DEADER than NEDDER, he's not a violent man... he's a pragmatic man.
Two kings died under his watch. kingsguards really shouldn't outlive the king
Oberyn is overhyped. He didn't do anything similar to what book Oberyn did except die like a cunt.
Oberyn in the show is sexualized beyond recognition, he could be anyone really. Pedro Pascal played this character very well, but he isn't at all what the Viper is.
I would go high in her garden
please remove, this offends me
Do you think the Kingsguard pass him around like a fucktoy?
game of thrones, stannis vs everyone
Stannis burned his favourite cunny. Why would davos care about him anymore?
Snow White and the Hunstman
Never
errytime
props to the artist for making art that impacts me emotionally
He doesn't even know about Shireen
REMINDER: Episode 9
>Rickon gets killed by Ramsay with arrow thru heart
>Tommen kills himself by jumping out window from Red Keep
how was he suposed to know that jaime was gonna stab him in the back?
or that robert was being poisened
also, in that case, not only is arthur Dayne a bad knight, but jaime is worse than baristan.(considerably more so, since he killed one of the three kings who died on his watch)
You will never going to get 1:1 adaptation from the books. Stop fucking whining
Unless I'm not remembering right, he didn't win the tournament... he got fucking rekt ( they knew he was just a kid and let him ride anyway but he stood no chance ).
holy moly
>Outside of that one bitch
Yea I'm sure killing his best friend and the lord he owes everything to isn't a quick way to enter that shortlist.
Trips confirm. Tommen is naive, so they told him it's the King's ancient duty to make sure his guard is satisfied
Wikifag?
Oberyn literally did the same things he did in the book. Even pretty based story about Tyrion.
You think he thought of Stannis as his friend? You don't understand Big Daddy Davos.
yeah, but still. he was knighted at 16. most people would be starting to squirre at 16
Some action moving involving the bible.
That's suppose to be Noah, yeah, the fucking shipbuilder. That's the only good scene in the entire movie.
>Daenerys is immune to fire