Ive been shitting for 2 hours now... Be straight with me doc, am i going to die???
Ive been shitting for 2 hours now... Be straight with me doc, am i going to die???
Yes
Yep :(
time stamp. and how did you get that angle? your tucking your nuts and you are that far back on the bowl? do you have a toilet seat on there?
you're probably lactose intolerant. What did you last eat?
lol get a butt plug NewfaGG
do u even diarrhea bro
it'll eventually wear out, keep shitting until you empty yourself and clean yourself with warm water after all
You have contracted the tumblr symptoms
Soon, it will come out of your mouth!
:(
pepto
caught Feminism
Im on a phone and i ate a gas station hot dog
lol probably 3 days old
drink lots of water
Op here again and cant timestamp im on the shitter
>gas station hot dog
you deserve this. What did your asshole ever do to you?
Dude you actually could have a worm in your ass. Go to Doc asap
collect a stool sample
just write it with the shit
Enjoy your botulism.
Valar Morghulis
Smear it on your face
>Ive been shitting for 2 hours now... Be straight with me doc, am i going to die???
That depends, Ensign...exactly which hole are you currently shitting out of?
Invoking the God of Death is perhaps being a bit premature
Nice dehydration
quads don't lie tho
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drink lots of SALT water to prevent dehydration