Ive been shitting for 2 hours now... Be straight with me doc, am i going to die???

Ive been shitting for 2 hours now... Be straight with me doc, am i going to die???

Yes

Yep :(

time stamp. and how did you get that angle? your tucking your nuts and you are that far back on the bowl? do you have a toilet seat on there?

you're probably lactose intolerant. What did you last eat?

lol get a butt plug NewfaGG

do u even diarrhea bro
it'll eventually wear out, keep shitting until you empty yourself and clean yourself with warm water after all

You have contracted the tumblr symptoms

Soon, it will come out of your mouth!
:(

pepto

caught Feminism

Im on a phone and i ate a gas station hot dog

lol probably 3 days old

drink lots of water

Op here again and cant timestamp im on the shitter

>gas station hot dog
you deserve this. What did your asshole ever do to you?

Dude you actually could have a worm in your ass. Go to Doc asap

collect a stool sample

just write it with the shit

Enjoy your botulism.

Valar Morghulis

Smear it on your face

>Ive been shitting for 2 hours now... Be straight with me doc, am i going to die???

That depends, Ensign...exactly which hole are you currently shitting out of?

Invoking the God of Death is perhaps being a bit premature

Nice dehydration

quads don't lie tho

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drink lots of SALT water to prevent dehydration