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fuck u goof

no news old

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Joanna

sucks my cock

Brendan Schaub 3rd

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Brendan Schaub is a faggot 5th

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yikes

artem

Fuck off

Stann

probably the best jaw ever tbqh

is that amy shumer?

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Previous thread: News:

>Faber-Rivera added to UFC 203
mmafighting.com/2016/7/12/12167010/urijah-faber-vs-jimmie-rivera-added-to-ufc-203

>UFC 200 FS1 prelim ratings
mmafighting.com/2016/7/12/12166616/ufc-sets-unexpected-record-with-sage-northcutt-fight

>UFC FN 91 weighin results
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-fight-night-91-live-and-official-weigh-in-results-1

Free Fights:
youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4
youtube.com/watch?v=lQM9Afb-ZWw
youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6Pka-lVKY

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haha u gave up

omg no one cares u goofy lookin jackass!

>Joe if you don't give me back my coke i swear to fucking god i will kill you

why are you guys such cucks

I appreciate you informative OP-san

>why you are you guys so smart and know how to use twitter

gee i dont know lol

thanks la

Wtf did this retard just say?

On a side note, Autism OP would be good if his news wasn't so shit every time

it's mean what you are doing but it's funny too so I don't care

When does he break? When is it all gonna come falling down?

Adan where's the poem for the career of Jon Jones

Should we have a white vs. nonwhite card?

lol I'll make a good one in a little bit

let everyone get rid of their giant ufc hangover

literally the biggest part of most cards are race baits or Brazil vs America

Why isn't Tito a /heem/ meme?

because we're all 196ers

>tfw no 200ers because no one became a UFC fan after 200

I did just joined heem you guys like poetry?

schuab

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He's not a good public speaker

brendan schaub

Good man

Can't I do both? does him adding stuff to the post effect you in any way? if you don't want to read it don't read it.

I don't get the mindset of people that can't let someone else have something simply because they don't like it and then act like everyone else is being unreasonable.

You have genuine problems dude, just let it go.

Schaub, Brendan

do hem have a secretive handshake or some shit?
posting webm of dude's face flying off and respomd "his ground game suffers, shoulder drops by the second round, against taller opponents blahblahBLAHblah"

What are the odds that the card tomorrow is worth watching? I'm feeling heemed after UFC 200 disappointed me.

"IT'S TIME" shouted Bruce, with a hop and a stomp,
Six inches he climbs; on the loose with such pomp.
Grey hair combed so fine that your boyfriend would love it,
Tanned skin mask with lines that Dos Anjos would covet.

"The most stacked card ever."
Let that sink a minute.
When the main starts with Cain
Then three titles within it,
Edgar destroys Aldo and to Dana beckons
For Goober because the fight took just twelve seconds.

Now fight fans all fapping
(The replay's so great)
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
She beats some dumb hue
Via choke; Anaconda
Towers over Joe Rogan,
Grabs the mic and shouts
"Ronda!
I know you are watching,
And I don't feel bad, slid
that choke in tight just like your pussy dad did!
Go lose fourty pounds so that you can make weight,
Duck Cyborg once more
Then come suck this Cupcake!"
She crotch chops and Goldie
Snaps awake, jaw ajar,
"Takes some energy, Joe,
To uh, be a rockstar"

I'm a TUF 1er. The original cancer.

You got it pal

for someone that is so into fashion and looks, why are his tattoos so shit?

Bud, you're the one gettin all bootyblasted because he's too dumb to use twitter lmao

wow who wrote this its so good I think I will get into poetry even more now thanks heem and thanks dana for ufc 200

>check thread
>no /Aldo/

ffs lads

the fuck respond to my post rightchere

helping the weak makes humanity literally worse

you are the source of the biggest problem that humanity has, congratulations

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Yes, heem has a handshake. But it's very simple. It only has two.

story??

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there is a young man who feels an emotional bond with heem OPs
I'd tell you his life story but trust me you don't want to hear it, it's really sad

some people egg him on, you know how like a pretty girl will clap in an embarrassed way when a retard is dancing? and the retarded person is like oh shit the babe likes it, I'll keep doing it

it's like that

some canadian. was it you?

A tragic love story

no but whoever it was must be really good because that is super high quality

please don't I warned him and I don't want to hear it again right now

I'm not mad at all I'm genuinely confused at why you care so much?

Okay Charles Darwin I'm sure you are fun to hang out with at parties.

Lmao why do you care so much, bud?

Oh that's right, you can't use twitter lol

"please spoon feed me; I'm retarded" - australia

>AmeriAutistOP is willing to provide informative OP that serves as a good starting point for people that want to get a quick overview of MMA news and important dates
>immature Canadian takes pride in getting the scoop on AmeriAutistOP and thinks everyone should have a twitter account

>Bones is kill


Where do we go from here?

What's wrong with you guys, honestly, where does this hate come from?

why are you retarded

Now LHW is gonna be dominated by Daniel fuckin Cormier until his fatass retires, at which point the broken shells of Gustaffson and Rumble can battle it out until Jones comes back.

"twitter is too hard"-a fucking moron

"I get my news from Sup Forums" - take a guess

Australia status: BTFO

Thus is an image board for shitposting memes. Try /r/mma if you want quality discussion.

Where can we go desu

DC seems to have come to terms with it surprisingly, he's said he won't wait for Jones. It's a real shame but as a fan there's literally nothing you can do. Jon's not had the best history and now this has happened he stands to lose quite a few fans.

2 years is a very very long time to be out and he really only had to take 2 more fights (Rumble and Gus rematch) before people could say that settles it, Jones is the GOAT

But now he's off and the Jon that returns may never be the same

"I'm gay" - me

"I come to Sup Forums for the helpful news and links"

Are you capable of making a post without being an aggressive little shit? are you like this to people in real life and on non anonymous social networks? I'm genuinely curious about why you act this way.

"I lost my virginity with an unconscious woman" - Sage Northcutt

daily reminder that literally nobody, zero people total, have ever read the OP even once in the history of /heem/ ever

Who are some fighters to watch for tomorrow night that have a bright future?

>makes a post like an aggressive little shit

>pretends to wonder why people do it

see I told you that you were fuckin retarded bud

>watching cards that Brock isn't on

Hey buddy, it's called being a fuckin moron.

this fucking guy holy shit

Fuck you buddy. I'll nip you in the lip if you catch my drift you fat bitch.
Who is this guy? He look like an bean.

>Who is this guy? He look like an bean.
no idea why but I laughed

Are you just bored? do you have a job or friends to hang out with? Is canada that boring that you have nothing else do but shitpost 24/7 about things that have nothing to do with mma? I'm not trying to be aggressive at all I just want to know what is going through your brain.

>we will never see a Jones-Gus rematch


just fucking heem me already

who is this

>le an bean man

>im not trying to be aggressive

Passive aggressive is still being aggressive

In fact it's probably one of the worst ways to deal with your aggression since you're not actually letting it out, you're just penting it up further

A janitor at MIT, Will Hunting has a gift for math and chemistry that can take him light-years beyond his blue-collar roots, but he doesn't realize his potential and can't even imagine leaving his childhood Boston South End neighborhood, his construction job, or his best friend. To complicate matters, several strangers enter the equation: a brilliant math professor who discovers, even envies, Will's gifts, an empathetic shrink who identifies with Will's blue-collar roots, and a beautiful, gifted pre-med student who shows him, for the first time in his life, the possibility of love.

no
yes of course
yes of course
no canada is great
yes you are
no you aren't

I think you are misreading my tone but I do understand since it's hard to convey tone through text on the internet.

Alright man it's fine if you don't wanna talk about you, wanna talk about mma instead?

>but I do understand since it's hard to convey tone through text on the internet.

>he's so stupid he thinks it's difficult to convey tone through text
have you ever read a book in your life

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Nothing is being misread, it's quite easy to tell your passive aggressive tone

buddy is so dumb he thinks reading is hard lmao

You guys are both wrong but it's okay, who are your favourite fighters guys?

t. adan

LMAO, aussies BTFO