The first thing to your left is all you have to defend yourself for the zombie apocalypse. What is it?
I'll start.T-shirt
The first thing to your left is all you have to defend yourself for the zombie apocalypse. What is it?
I'll start.T-shirt
Guitar amp.
fleece blanket
>come get a big fucking cup of cozy you undead fucks!
Used sock. Used in both ways.
life-size plush shark
A framed picture of my dead cat (still alive in the pic)
a roll of toilet paper.
looks like i'm going out doing what i do best
my waifu pillow
An old Nokia cell phone. I will survive.
An entire house
A fucking lamp....
which one first...
Glock. Glad I'm at work...
Wall
Some faggot cat.
Am I fucked?..
fucking paper
Im done for
Shitposting?
you dident need to elaborate that the cat was alive in pic i wouldent have guessed otherwise sorry for your loss tho
Some giant fucking armoire.
It has some decent shit in it (ie clothes, water, fap material).
A laser engraver.
My katana collection. Wouldn't help me survive tho, they're all bold as fuck and nothing i ever intended to use beside collecting.
This thing
My grandmother's ashes and a crispy tissue.
Giant book about the 30 years war. Well, at least I can get a couple.
Half a peanut butter sandwich on a piece of paper towel
>you can't bite when your jaw is all gooey
So just make a paper machete or even a paper crossbow
What?
A remote control.
>protip: I'm not Adam Sandler
Are you gay?
I hope there isn't a correlation between the two.
Hitler youth knife
>write a sad story
>it kills itself
>problem solutioned
A sewing machine
Sure thing, pal.
It's a toss up between my tablet and a water bottle. Pretty screwed either way.
Nokia 6600 Slide...
Still use it to this day
A blunt sword.
I keep a baseball bat to the left of me at all times just in case some one makes this shitty thread
checked and kekd
A pillow
>fuck my life
alarm clock. May be useful for a trap of some sort or defense mechanism to lure them away, but not very.
A towel.. gg