Hey faggots, I have an unused licsense key for the new Star Wars: Battlefront for PC a $65 game
no dubs or trips to win, convince me why you deserve this game more than the next guy, make me laugh, entertain me.... succeed and it's yours
Please post an email I can send the code to in your first post and reply to it with each further post
idk dude i'm just a poor student who works all the time and it would be nice to have something new
how about you suck a dick and just give it to me. also check my dubs and or trips you jew fag mudslime nigger
First and I don't know why
>65$
...
can your rig run it? the req's are super high
also, where are those burner emails people?? I can't send you the key if I don't have anywhere to send it too
my rig is adequatre, r9 270x
email is [email protected]
bumping because I don't think people realize that I'm serious about this, someone in this thread WILL get this game
thanks for the consideration, user
My girlfriend is the biggest Star Wars fan there is, so this would be an awesome surprise to get her into the universe, because she's always buying things for me but I'm too broke to buy things for her.
Thank you user
only true condition is whoever I send it too has to post a screenshot in this thread showing that they claimed it and everyone else lost out ;p
serves anyone who dismisses thiss thread as summerfaggotry right
because by the time my shitty adsl managed to download the trail weekend free period, the weekend was over.
Stfu you can buy the game with 20$ or less. Nice bait btw
shitty forgot email address [email protected]
pic of girlfriend with timestamp and it's yours(no tits required)
>be me
>be 17
>see probablyfakefag.jpg on Sup Forums
>not getting baited today
>mfw im still writing this text
>mfw i dont have a fake email
>mfw im doing this only bcs my friend wants the game
She's at work :/
You have 5 minutes to prove you really have a gf if you want it
Maybe today is your day, gotta have n email tho
I already have it and know it sucks ass. I bought the preorder ultimate platinum edition right before it came out; no free season pass, and like four new guns. That's it.
I want it so I can hear the sin and shame for another anons. Forgive them father, for they know not what they do.
[email protected]
(email for spam)
Op is a fag
*bear the sin
I deserve it because I photoshop girls into 9/11
...
You buy that on a disk? Shits gonna be a pain in the ass to install. Would've been better off just buying it via Origin, as shitty as the place is.
Haven't sent it to anyone yet, for the love of god someone please impress me with a story, or at least make me laugh... c'mon
Lol it doesn't even come ith a disk... It's a plastic case with three pieces of paper inside
As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients." But another voice kept saying, "Howard, you are a veterinarian."
fuck you op heres your laugh
hey, dude with the GF, you still in this thread?
dude i'm literally whoring myself out with shitty memes for this game
>be me, 15 year old newfag browsing Sup Forums
>still depressed over getting no action after 6 day trip with a couple girls
>best friend for 3 years just stopped talking to me
>failing foreign language class for next year
>ask myself why this is happening until I remember
Rewind to 2 weeks ago
>practicing Spanish, when test comes in mail
>decide to answer first few correctly until I get new idea
>stupid idea comes into head
>writes "hi, sorry for bad Spanish" for every question
>gets test back 4 days later telling me I've been taken out of the class
>mfw
What do the twin towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two of both of them but it's offensive to joke about it now
Yea only thing I could think of was to show this artwork she made me..
i tried
Omg, these two are good... but which is better?
It's [email protected] btw
Fucking EA.
Kek.
dude i installed lightshot and (cringe) origin for this
anon224076@gmail btw
the hanging one was good
>65$
have another, OP
anon224076@gmail
this is way better than doge hanging to death
>ponder existence because I'm at the point where I'm begging online for a game
>toaster probably can't even run it
think that fag can beat me?
[email protected]
oh man, he did it guys.... you know what that means
have a shitty greentext op
[email protected]
Mfw it doesn't even have the same fucking ID as my first reply
that's not proof
winrar
Nice dubs
Really? If you do, I will love you forever fellow user
true.....
this made me laugh my ass off though
>be me
>7th grade, got about 6 good friends
>I've never had a real girlfriend yet, but at this age who tf needs one
>My mindset changes when halfway through the year when a new girl joins our school
>easily 9.5/10
>On her first day the school assigns her someone to show her around
>I get picked
>She sits by me in every class
>history class comes along
>I have a pretty dark sense of humor
>Teacher puts on a video about the religion of Islam
>every fucking time I see a video on it I have trouble holding back my laugher
>I think I'll be fine this time around
>about two minutes in, this lady starts talking about the way they pray
>everything seems fine until some kid stands up
>he shouts something in a foreign language into some sort of heatset
>Bin Laden rises from the dead in front of me
>He shouts something in a foreign language as well, but this time louder
>My ass starts to rumble
>I shit everywhere, and my crush is in direct line of fire
>she ends up drowning in the shit
>earthquake
>tv starts flashing and changes to a video of me yanking my dick
>everyone starts laughing at me
>crush rises from the dead
>she stabs me in the face with crusty shit
>school day is over
>parents pick me up on their flying washing machine
>"How was your day at school, user?"
>"Pretty shit"
anon224076@gmail
Winrar AND dubs?
[email protected] WINS!
>Check your email Sup Forumsro
come on man i'm completely debasing myself here
anon224076@gmail
this is bullshit
heartless3d
Sorry to everyone who missed out, and thank you OP
Don't fucking forget to let these faggots know I actually sent it to you......
You were a close second, man.... better luck next time, wish I had another copy
well he didn't fuzz my email in his pic so I emailed you too GOGOGO
welp I tried, thanks op
Con we just agree that this nigglet is automatically disqualified? He's trying too hard, makin it so none of us have a chance.
I dont deserve it but i would like to have it :^) [email protected]
I lije star wars if that increases my chances
OH FUCK GOTTA GO FAST
whoops :/ dont hate me
>Be 13
>Bored af
>looking for something to do
>Starts thinking about misty from Pokémon
>Boners
>Traditional methods are not cutting it
>Looks at my old Emerson 13" tv with built in vcr player
>Gets an idea.
>I hurry to my feet and creep in front of my TV with the power off.
>I press my cock and balls against the tv screen and turn the power on.
>The tv crackles to life as I feel the static from the screen tickle my cock and taint.
>ThisIsWhatsItsLikeToChew5Gum.jpg
So who won this little race?
Life lesson, don't forget to fuzz out the OP's email if they're giving you something good
Fixed. Today OP was not a fag.
I really don't deserve it but neither do these other fucks so I suggest OP gives this away on Tumblr and posts screencaps of him doing it here.
I did (the one giving to girlfriend)
I want it because i don't own it myself. I also don't own a pc atm because iam piss poor. I would try to sell the key to afford some beers and maybe a trip to the cinema. But i don't need it so bad that i want it now. I'll working some shifts in a local factory for the next 6 weeks to afford a driving license so i couldn't play it anyways.
>Thisiswhatitsliketochew5gum.jpg
My sides are in orbit
origin is slow to donwload
I know, same. You can also activate by logging into origin.com tho.
Anyway, thanks again to OP for being so generous
I don't deserve it more than any other guy in this thread, but im not going to make some bullshit story up like everyone else in this thread.
What if i gave you some lewds?