Need to get through door

>need to get through door
>can't just kick it down otherwise I'll get caught
>don't have anything to lockpick with

Please help.

take it off the hinges

Can you see anything that might be useful in your vicinity?

Dumpster dive youll find something to pick it with

Do you have credit card or some other plastic card? Also, why do you need to get the door open?

Try knocking

Call a locksmith

I would but nothing to take the pins out with

looks like the kind of door you see get opened in movies with a credit card. Though it would be easier if you had a longer piece of something rigid, (plastic, metal) about an inch wide to slide in a downward angle. I open doors at work with this method if I lock myself out the back door while smoking.

Huff and puff and blow the door down

No it has a good frame but a shit lock

> while smoking
Yeah right, we all know you're huffing that jenkem

if he takes it off the hinges he could move it a bit and be able to get a better angle to either knock it down quietly or credit card through the gap, it doesnt look very tight sealed so it would give wiggle room

Yeah got everything I could and nothing fits

Might try this

lmao

list any and all tools you have access to for this job

call a locksmith you dumb cunt

I've got some lifting weights, plank of wood, wire that's to big to fit in the key hole, another piece of wire that fits way to tightly to hit up the pins, a toenail clipper that can be used as a lever, a credit card thingy and a sim eject tool

lmao no I do not own this door or anything inside

There a story behind this OP?

being an edgy cunt who wants to get on the room of a building so I can jump off

is anyone in the house?

Yeah I forgot to mention it's not a house, it's roof access for an apartment building

are you gonna jump fam?

Maybe, I'm an edge lord so why wouldn't I?

if ur gonna jump y not kick?

There was already a post like this a while back of someone who wanted to get past a door on a high building but couldn't. Was that you? Also if you're gonna kill yourself send us some money

flawless logic here

dont do it dude. tried once and it fucked up my life. plus theres a chance you may survive the fall and be crippled for life, which is way shittier. please dont bro

Door opens inwards plus probably not that strong anyways

20 stories up, I don't think I'll survive

Jumping is a shitty method. exit bags bro

Not me but also I only have 12 cents left in my bank so to broke to giveaway

why do you wanna do this op?

Yeah I would but I'm broke and I feeling of falling

quite trying to kys get a job and move on in life, it only goes forward until it stops

Yo it'll be fine it's 20 stories high and I might just got head first for that guaranteed effect
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>quite trying to kys get a job and move on in life, it only goes forward until it stops

yeah but I've tried, almost killed myself a while back but didn't because of the same reason, however in the last 7 or so year life's just gotten shittyer

please dont do it dude. arent you afraid of death?

If you have a credit card you could put it through the crack of the door and push the part that locks the door in place. This should give you just enough room to open a locked door.

it only gets better my man, as shit as it is now im sure its not worth loosing it all, suicide doesnt just affect you but everyone around you, whether your family ties are shit or not doesnt matter. Death sucks

>credit card trick
>not even understanding how it works

Stop getting ideas from movies, champ.

Do it fam

yeah my family ties are shit and that was kinda the start of the down fall but I lost my job about 2 months and a bit ago, best friend of 9 years and girlfriend of 2 years and 3 months left because I was always in a bad mood (sad or angry) after losing my job and having my parents sell my car to help pay for my brothers uni fees (I was left without a job and now very little possesions) slowly over the past two months my friends have stopped inviting me to hang out with them and do stuff (they hang out a lot, or we used to) so now I'm fully a loner since my girlfriend left and has stopped talking to me (she still hangs out with our group of friends of which I've been excluded from) only people that I talk to now are ex colleges of mine who act awkward around me like they don't want me around.

that's why I wanna do it.

dont do it youll regret it half way down

It works.

heres the issue, as much as your GF sounds like a raging bitch imagine the greif she will feel when you do it right, and then all of your friends for not acknowledging your presence, you can make new freinds you can find new girls or guys idk go gay xD
the worst thing you can do is KYS

please dont do it

Why do we entertain trolls like this?
Well, guess this thread is million times better than threads from those creepy horny losers who roam this board 24/7 with the same shit again and again.

Go super Saiyan, OP.

She's not raging, had her reasons and I understand them just have nothing left that's all

Family won't care(I'm a failure to them), friends won't care (friends ignore me probably don't wanna know me)ex gf is probably only person who will acctually care but she doesn't wanna be around me

its betters than hundreds of those fucking fur threads

I really cant explain to you in any way except you will regret it, thats the thing it sucks now, everything sucks when your going through it. Rough day at work long hours miserable time right, but a week later you look back on it and realize it really wasnt that bad in the grand scheme of things, obviously its not the same but the concept is, you can always bounce back until you dont give yourself the opportunity to, IE die
dont kill yourself man, move away and find a new girl new friends and a new job and start over your life, you always can

How does one bounce back with no friends, family, money, connections or job though?

furfags are much better than those stupid ass insecure fuckers who go on trap threads or on dick rate threads, those dick rate threads are the same fucking pictures

think about being a teenager, no connections no referneces but yet you can still get a job, go out collect unemployment or welfare or something, when you have a stable economy move away,
you bounce back by making new friends and finding new women, go out to a bar and go befriend someone, there is always someone who needs a friend, who knows maybe someones in your positon and you could both use eachother to bounce back, the only thing you need to know is that you CAN bounce back

many sad homos exist on this site

this world is going to shit.....who the fuck is sad enough to fuck them self with a dog dildo while wanking over traps and wolves with tits and cocks

i think for a majority of the furfags, they just see the porn as hot as its specificaly tailored to be as attractive as possible, when drawn people can include every detail people wanna see, not always seen in many actual porn, same theory applies to photoshopped photos as well, its that little details people cant resist as they are so rare in real life things

fuck man I don't even know anymore, I just wanna get it over with (once you're dead there's just nothing) I'm just sick of everything and to be honest while everyone gives Sup Forums shit, I've meet some of the nicest most honest people here but yeah I dunno I guess I'll think it over for a bit and if not I'll just take
idea and knock the door down some how, probably trigger an alarm but who gives a fuck

"to be honest while everyone gives Sup Forums shit, I've meet some of the nicest most honest people here" youve literally said exactly why you shouldnt, people like them, like me who do give a shit are here, and out there too. You forget every faggot here who posts gay ass shit are real life humans behind a monitor, so when you say the genuine and honest ones here, they are out there, you gotta find them. think of it like Sup Forums then, you found these nice and honest people, now go find them in real life, if anything it should be easier because in day to day world your not looking at 100 faggots to one nice person like here on Sup Forums,

OP Stop being a pussy. If you're gonna jump just jump. But if you're man enough to kill yourself, why the fuck aren't you man enough to rebuild yourself?

brother go home have a sit down play your favourite song. Do 50 push ups.. have a rest.... 50 sit ups....youll feel great.... did it three times a week till your super hot and bamm lifes good

can't get through the door
Maybe if I can't get through

Loop your shoe lace through the area where the lock is in the door.
Pull shoe laces after you get them fed around the mechanism.
At the same time you pull the door open.

Don't say you don't have something to pick it with you always do.
Don't get locked outside your house next time.

kk bro you tried long enough go home

dont do it man, it aint worth it

i wonder if he got through?

I never got this whole killing yourself thing, if you have nothing to live for then what's the problem. Just do whatever you want, give up money and go travel, or just go rob banks until you get caught. You have an opportunity here to basically do whatever you want with no repurcussions because you could just kill yourself later, or maybe you'll get lucky and live an awesome life.