>Be with a 8/10 for 7 months >She gets pregnant >YouFuckingWhatBitch.jp >We didn't even had real sex, the most I got was rubbing my penis on her vagina >Also, I'm a weirdo, no idea why, but my body does not produce fucking precum >Did I tell you she got fucking pregnant w/o the two of us having sex ? FUCK
So Sup Forumsros, what are the chances of me being the father ? (no sex, just rubbing genitals, also je has no precum) I would like kids, indeed not now (21 atm), but I feel like this kid ain't mine, no way in hell.
What do Sup Forums?
Kevin Collins
Bump
Camden Williams
It's not yours for fuck sake OP why the fuck do you even need to ask fuck
Justin Morris
Well, mostly paranoia. I'm in medicine school, I know the chances are astronomical, but there is still this paranoia
Christopher Gomez
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Don't be stupid.
Julian Fisher
>medicine school KEK
Logan Flores
get a fucking test
Landon Clark
Take a test asap
Jose White
Chances are 100% that you are an idiot and will end up being the 'father'
Xavier Gonzalez
Should've had of gotten a vasectomy with files of proof. You could've probably had of made an epic bread.
If you're 100% accurate on your memory then it's obviously not yours.
Matthew Gutierrez
>We didn't even had real sex, the most I got was rubbing my penis on her vagina
Jaxson Ramirez
3/10.
Isaac White
Medicine school Only rubbed penis on vagina 7 months? Fucking pussy
Levi Taylor
You shouldn't breed anyway. Not because your farse is at all believable, but because you tried this hard to troll on Sup Forums.
Anthony Green
...
Isaac Bailey
Yeah, sorry for not being a native Yeah, she seems and acts like the shy type, the type that you want to start slowly... Yeah, slowly... Thanks
William Miller
>medicine school Ahh yes
Benjamin Morris
...
Alexander Carter
>Yeah, she seems and acts like the shy type, the type that you want to start slowly...
You got cucked.
Jack Parker
OP, if not a troll, you're a total imbecile.
Make her take the pill if it's still in early stages, otherwise tell her to get a proper abortion. If she doesn't want to... well, okay. Too bad for her. It's not like you're legally bound by marriage or anything. Sucks to be her.
Also, if you had half a brain, you would've installed spyware on her phone just to see how unfaithful she really is.
Eli King
Make a dna test after its born faggot. Definitaly not yours so leave her and she'll be all rekt n single mom.
Leo Murphy
OP here
Well now I feel stupid, a troll, incompetent and i'm pretty sure my grammar is shit.
But
Fuck yeah, I'm not a father.
Jason Morris
OP, just take her down an alleyway and throw bricks at her, fucking stone the bitch to death, thats what they did 2000 years ago, times havent changed too much, after all, shes just a bit of carbon
Christian Adams
women are all hypergamous whores. she probably wanted to trick you into raising her baby since you have good future prospects in "medicine school." she's banging chad on the side obviously. not sure how she thought she would be able to fool you into thinking it was your kid when you haven't even had sex, but since you had to ask Sup Forums about it apparently it almost worked. i'm assuming you're not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Justin Lee
Don't worry OP I think we'd all go as retarded as you did if our lives where hanging in the balance as yours was
