Getting all of my wisdom teeth taken out in a few hours, any advice, /b?

Getting all of my wisdom teeth taken out in a few hours, any advice, /b?

Just one

Kys

get some canned soup

Just avoid eating anything short of noodles and soup for 24 hours after it. Try to distract yourself. They'll give you morphine, so pain is no issue, it's just the god awful sound of crunching and drilling that gets to you..

Know from experience

rinse mouth with bleach

Make sure to smoke a lot. It keeps it dry to help avoid a warm, wet environment for bacteria to grow in the wound

Get your prescription for Vicoden/Vicoprofen filled immediately. Fresh out of surgery you won't be feeling much pain but get those pills and take one as soon as you can, trust me you'll be glad you did.

top keks @ that video

Don't drink with a straw and don't smoke. You DO NOT want dry socket. I had mine out with no problems. Just listen to what they tell you to avoid

if you getting knocked out and face will end up numb try avoiding drinking water normally. you will spill it.

you need to tilt your head back and swallow or you will look messy as fuck. also try to stick with soups as much as possible. i ate cup noodles and it was easy to eat but the blood from my gums would show in the noodles some times and it grossed me the fuck out. also avoid fucking with it. you'll be bored and want to touch it but dont

Ibuprofen is the best NSAID.

dude this shit really fucking hurts men

No it doesn't. Fucking pussy

Have you ever had four gigantic teeth ripped out of your head? It's actually pretty painful.

Why are they doing all 4 at once? They told me I should have only 1 taken out a a time.

Don't do it OP. There are jaw stretching exercises you can do. You need your wisdom teeth. Do the math...

32 teeth - 4 teeth = now you basically suck at chewing

The pulling itself doesn't, because anaesthesia.

But after it wears off... good luck if they're pulling all 4 at the same time.

You're gonna be eating 400mg ibuprofens like candy for the next 3 weeks. Every four hours, inlcuding at night, because you will NOT be able to sleep.

Are you serious? Are the other ones not ready yet or something?

Be sure to get meds.
Fuckin painkiller party, son.

The dentist told me. They are ready, but one of them needs more work to get out than the others and whatever. I feel ripped off.

Don't worry about a thing it hurts but its not that bad.

be carefull when you eat though.

I have some encouragement for you OP. If you're like me you're probably pretty anxious. But when they took out mine (they had to do some cutting to really get a couple out), it didn't hurt. You'll be swollen for a couple of days and have to wear guaze, but you'll be fine.

Dont get them taken out unless you absolutely have to, new science is coming out showing how detrimental removing the wisdom teeth is to the overall health of the person and even to how their face looks

Prepare to be called Chipmunk or Hamster for awhile.

You'll only be able to eat liquids or shit like mashed potatoes and puddings. Hope you like it.

Do not mess with the stitching on your gums. You will make shit harder on yourself.

Have a lot of painkillers around.

Yeah, why get wisdom teeth removed when you can let them come in and push the rest of your perfect teeth all the fuck everywhere? Go away britbong.

I need to get mine taken out, too. Should I have them done under local or general anaesthetic? Local is much cheaper, but I don't want to be traumatised for lyfe.

This

You fucking need those things

>dat mouth phimosis

Bro just masage your gums and do the jaw stretching exercises

Doesn't hurt really much. Just annoying. You will spill afterwards a lot of blood. Take one painkiller right after you finished even if it doesn't hurt. You can't eat very good a few days. If you smoke clean after it your mouth. It's not a big thing

I don't know if they give you any psychoactive drugs for local anesthesia but I woke up a couple times when they had me under general and I really didn't care what was going on and was totally okay with everything in the world.

Wtf you got morphine. I got fucking iboprofene and only 600mg. Lol morphine is for stronger stuff. Wisdom teeth is annoying but its only light hurting

>spill
lol don't scare him and if you meant spit, well don't spit it could cause a dry socket

They typically give you some kind of gas, I forget what it was when I had my removed, though that's the point. They need you able to respond to what they're saying, but it causes memory loss so you don't remember anything. All I can remember from mine was sitting in the chair, then being carried to the counter, then sitting in the car, then laying on the couch. Everything else between is completely blank.

what stretching exercises? give a link and other info pls

You are really a Pussy. I had 2x2 teeths removed because it's better to eat but it doesn't really hurt. Took every 4 hour 600mg Ibuprofen and the pain was less than burn your fingers

The human jaws were designed to fit all of the teeth with plenty of space, they can still grow too even later in life, i had tons of jaw growth in my early 20's

but its not mainstream yet, maybe in 20 years things will turn around

let a professional dentist do it

It's the same kind of "science" that convinces people not to vaccinate their children so they can die at the ripe old age of 14 when they scrape their knee on the sidewalk.

>dentist
oral surgeon

It's OK Sup Forumsro I'll chew your steak for you

Had to go to a state hospital. Not a nice or even super clean one either. Dentist numbed my lower jaw out so that was comfy. Too bad he was on a schedule and didnt have time to do the top, so, he ripped my fucking teeth out and the pain was only slightly lessened on the bottom but my top teeth...oh boy....literally the most painful experience of my life. I could feel the metal dig into my gum as he very quickly (thank god) removed my tooth.

>> mfw they dont give you painkillers because drug addicts are a thing

I doubt a vegan like yourself would go anywhere near my bloody steaks.

We're still talking about fake science, yeah?

remember to tell cuddy you want ketamine

Don't use straws and chew soft foods for a week or so like noodles or untoasted bread. Maybe hotdogs if you chop that shit up. No salty or crunchy shit either.
This will lead to a dry socket which not only is comparable in pain to a gunshot wound but also requires more surgery to fix.
Beyond that get a painkiller prescript, sell the painkillers, and then enjoy some cash.
Honestly its not as painful as people make it out to be so don't worry yourself raw over that and if you really need to take the edge off ibuprofen should be all you need.
Trust me. Getting all 4 out now is best since its all said and done.

Kek no bro a jew dentist told me my wisdom teeth would never fit and that it would be good for me if I just paid him 800 shekels to have the useless things removed

I got a second, non-Jewish opinion and still have my wisdom teeth today. I could chew the bark off a tree faggut

>Beyond that get a painkiller prescript, sell the painkillers, and then enjoy some cash.
yeah op contribute to making doctors unwilling to provide adequate pain relief to everyone and put yourself at risk of basically ruining your life with a drug charge

When the doctor says something about "dry socket" FUCKING LISTEN. You do whatever he fucking says, if he says you need to sacrifice a chicken to the moon god you fucking do it.

Soft foods are tour friend. Mashed potatoes, soft noodles, oatmeal. Anything you can just straight up swallow with no teeth interaction will be painless.

I had two impacted teeth, and got all four taken at once by the military medical system. I just ate soft food, avoided talking, and took my pain killers at the correct intervals. Never had pain.

Oh come on. It's nowhere near that bad. I had the exact same experience but forgoed all anesthesia since i had shit to do later and didn't want to be chewing holes in the inside of my cheek. 2 ibuprofen for sleep and that should be all you ever need. Seriously it's like you idiots walk around your entire life in a suit made of marshmallows and the slightest pain suddenly counts as 11/10.

It doesn't count when your nerves are already half-dead.

No! Oatmeal is bad!
One wrong move and a grain gets in the socket and suddenly they gotta go back in, get that shit out, and you pray to satan cause god can't help you now that you don't get a dry socket.

It's not that bad.
Don't take all the painkillers they recommend or you'll get constipated like fuck and have to take laxatives. I couldn't shit for 4 days

do you really think you need all of your teeth to eat properly? think about what mankind did before modern dentistry and taking care of teeth properly. i bet a lot of people were missing a lot of teeth and didn't quite starve to death over it. maybe we shouldn't remove gull bladders or appendixes that are acting up and could potentially cause death since we need them and all.

I got perfect teeth cause i'm not a retard and brushed my teeth every morning and night. Only issue i had was all 4 came in at age 12 so thats considered a medical emergency.

mine were growing in such a shit way they put me under for the sergury
i remember laughing gas and then lights
straws halfway down my throat was the only way i could drink anything for rest of the day
couldnt eat solids
couldnt smoke to avoid dry socket
and pain killers were Tylenol 3 with codine (shit tier)

Sure thing bucko. Wanna tell me how many blowjobs you get from pornstars, too?

This. Sup Forums full of fucking Pussys, they obviously never freezed half death or got stabbed. They all pussys with little Dicks, a lot of weapons and near everyone virgin

>2016
>no wisdom teeth

Where will all of your wisdom come from, faggot?

Get sedated. Enjoy the trip.

Yes you need those fucking teeth to eat properly. Are you retarded? The wisdom teeth do much of the heavy lifting in terms of chewing. It's an unnecessary procedure.

1 wisdom tooth has the chewing surface of your 2 bicuspids. But you don't need them, right?

I've never had a blowjob I'm a virgin you fucking faggot

there is no trip it's lights out and lights back on.

No, I don't need them. I eat faster than anyone I've ever met.

Wisdom teeths are there because hundred years ago people lost all times teeths. Today they don't. You don't need to remove always but they can harm or move other teeths because most times there isn't enough space

That's not very wise.

oh i was in more pain not being able to smoke or get high then anything else and i get rid of those shit drugs

is this "dry socket" a meme?

I collect the wisdom teeth of others and wear them as a necklace.
I also take incisors cause that shit cuts a bitch better than a bike chain.

Yeah, take the pain meds they give you before the shit your on from the office wears off. Fucking trust me. Unless you want to feel like a soldering iron is going into your gums, take the pain meds before anything wears off.

On picture are no wisdom teeths ...

Good old 'fake a seizure to avoid the blame' routine.

Well played, buddy

>best NSAID
>not Ketourolac
roody-poo

google mothafucker can you use it

>eating fast

I'm sure swallowing all those big, fat, sloppy loads over the years has exercised your throat to the point where you can just swallow your food whole without much chewing at all, but that's not the point

It's OK, Sup Forumsro ... just go ahead and enjoy that irritable bowel syndrome!

Why would i take a pic of my wisdom tooth collection? That shits my hard earned wisdom I ain't handing it out for free.

it wasnt that bad for me. and they had to really dig deep and cut them out since they werent on the surface at all, not to mention the enourmous roots.

thats bullshit. I can understand 2 at once only so you can chew on one side. one at a time seems like trying to get more shekels out of you.

>not stretching the jaw to fix dat mouth phimosis

You guys are cracking me up. What other parts of your body have you let a Jew doctor talk you into getting rid of? Seriously...

been there done that eh?

local worked fine for me.

15 year dentist here. After the removal to avoid infection and pain you need to get Lemon acid in your mouth for 10 seconds. It will desinfect and increase the wound healing. Trust me, I'm a dentist

>ALL my wisdom teeth
Really bad idea. Do it one by one or atleast side by side you always have a side to chew on.

>citation needed

Actually, poor dentition is pretty much a modern meme... our ancestors for the most part and through most of our evolution had amazing teeth.

Wrong. It means you have less teeth to maintain in the long run. Don't be a faggot

Ask him for n2o anaesthethic. It's fucking fun :)

Yup. It works 50% of the time, every time.

I had a dry socket when I got mine out and the pain stopped in a few days. Couldn't really sleep the first night but that's it. You're a pussy dude.

Hope you like the taste of blood

Kek

Sup Forumsro I think you're the only one to have caught on and I've been making it so obvious

Citation is with G-d bro, just pray and ask for the asnwers

dont try to drink out of straws, that shit hurts.
also unfortunately crushed up ramen noodles and cutup chef boyrde are some of the only thing youll be able to eat for a couple weeks

You clearly have no idea what you talk about. Our ancestor most times removed the whole teeths when there was a Problem. Additionaly in middleage the average lifetime was 25, nowadays its 75

I mean why avoid unnecessary pain and medical costs when you can be vain right
Yulo sweg burh

Now, nigga, that's how you get a dry socket, and that shit ain't nothin to fuck with

are you sure you understand how averages work?

and do you think there were problems often with their teeth? I doubt it. How come animals in the wild all have great teeth? You are ignorant but trying to act like you know what you are talking about

Dentist here. Doing anything less than 4 at once is a money grab plain and simple. Even had a proff tell me such.
Doing 2 at a time SEEMS like the best option but its not. Thats 2 times operations, care, medications, and checkups so thats twice the cash.
Here's why it's bad for 2x2: you eat like you normally do even if its on one side. This increases the chances of a dry socket via the motion involved by 378%. Thats a LOT of money just waiting to happen cause now i get to go in and fix your shit, charge you several more checkups "just in case", and if i'm working commission even better.
Get the 4 done in one go, take ibuprofen you fucking pussy, and swallow noodles, chopped up hotdogs and bananas and swallow sliced canned peaches with the syrup for a week.
This saves you several thousand dollars alone and your dental insurance won't run the risk of a sudden premium increase due to the sudden spike in surgeries and visits.
Oh, and ALL those painkillers they hand you dry your mouth out which increases the chance of dry socket further.
The ONLY time I'd recommend painkillers was if you had crazy deep roots or that shit was impacted and i had to go cutting bone.