Post a typical type of football banter from your country.
In NL we like to make stupid jokes about players and how they'll fit into clubs, a LOT. They're barely funny. It's either a silly pun, or something about the players's physical characteristics, or their club history, etc.
We always shoehorn our shit players and the memes surrounding them into everything.
>why the fuck are manure willling to spend 100m on pogba when cristi tănase is a free agent
>maybe if they brought dorinel munteanu in as player manager things would have worked out differently (this guy refused clubs that only wanted him to be manager without playing despite him being 38)
what's the joke there
CHINAMANLETS BTFO
dutch lust for italian bbc
That it will be difficult to defend against him because he's so tall compared to the average Chinaman.
fucking lel
>hahha monkies hahaaha "
I actually forgot he was going to China
>tfw super tall and somewhat average dick
kill me
facebook tier joke, but kinda funny
>Gemiddelde Chinese man
murzyn
asfalt
Also surely Juve fucked a lot of teams with refball
Milan in 2012, Inter in 1998 and Roma in 1981 most famously
Hoe Lang is een Chinees
Leicester have good bants.
DE
FENCE
USA USA USA USA YEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAW
>mfw there were probably some muh heritage portuguese americans shouting that during Portugal's games in the Euro.