To all straight anons, if you were offered $25,000 for 30 minutes of sex with a man, would you do it?

To all straight anons, if you were offered $25,000 for 30 minutes of sex with a man, would you do it?
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>Kissing
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Yeah, I'd just down a large amount of alcohol before hand.

25,000 would pay for a years worth of school at least.

100%. Mostly because I'm broke. Pay for a full year of college in 30 minutes. I'd just roofie myself beforehand and not remember shit 12 hours later

Absolutely.

The job I already work is about as enjoyable as unwanted, repulsive sex. If I can get paid considerably more than what I make in 30 minutes, then fuck yeah.

I don't know, seems kinda gay.

Not a man but a trap maybe. It's not gay as long as both dudes high-five and say "no homo" right?

Getting tired of your shit,.cancer faggot.

gotta say no homo beforehand otherwise it's totes homo

No. I've already saved up almost $15,000 in less than a year, I don't need a measly $25k to be mentally scarred for life.

what are you saving for?

Just for the sake of having money. It's always good to have 10k liquid available in case of emergencies. The rest can be invested in various forms. And eventually some of that can be used to purchase houses or cars I suppose.

Gender reassignment.

Sure. As long as we aren't talking like a Rocco dick.

I wonder why you want to know this?
Do you feel insecure in your sexuality?
Nothing wrong with feeling attracted to all kinds of shit. If you are curious about gay stuff, just try it. If you don't like it, just stop doing it.
Fuck sake.

A man, no.

A boy, yes.

Would PAY $25k.

sounds smart

i like this answer better though

Wat - I couldn't get hard to do this as I'm hetero as fuck on the Kinsey Scale.

that's approximately 1500 hours of work to me so... yeah totally

>$25,000 for 30 minutes
As long as it doesn't permanently damage my body, mind and/or reputation, I'd do anything for $50,000 an hour.

Absolutely. If you wouldn't do this you're uncomfortable with your sexuality and should kill yourself.

Depends on the guy. The more feminine the lower my price pretty much. Right down to free for a sexy shemale.

No.

Meh. Don't really need the money that bad.

I barely enjoy sex with women, probably isn't going to be very pleasant with a dude.

>>STD free gay man
So we're just talking about imaginary fantasies here, eh?

I would take Tyrone's cock for 25k

>pose hypothetical question
>getting analytical and psychological about it

You're over thinking it.

100k and I'm in. But he has to have a tiny penis.

>being this much of a shill for 1980s stereotypes

I ain't gay
But 25000 dollars is 25000 dollars

This isn't true trannies are such fucking trainwrecks that they can never save money for their own debased mutilations. That's why they all demand taxpayers fund them even though they already collect welfare since none of the freaks can hold down a job outside of camwhoring and prostitution. Even then they mostly end up murdered or killing themselves because they're mentally broken.

If you have $25,000 to spend on gay sex, you can probably do better than me.

s-sauce user?

not sure if alcohol would increase or decrease chances of vomiting

No. A million, maybe.

wtf perv

Sure. I don't like the idea of taking it in the ass, but I guess if I have loads of time to prepare and everything.

Yuko Momohi Shemale Japan iirc.

You're saying the stereotype isn't true. So why did fags nearly kill themselves off with AIDS? Only reason they survived is we figured out how to basically cure it.

Every single fucking degenerate is so pumped full of needle sharing drugs and anonymous cum that they're a walking biohazard sign. Don't even fucking pretend it's not true you can look up the stats about it. Faggots are walking disease tanks.

faggot

>not sure if alcohol would increase or decrease chances of vomiting

It really all depends on the size of his cock going in and out of your supple throat-cunt.

sheeeeeiiiii

> having consensual sex with a man as a man

Yeah, not gay at all

Eat shit, that used to be the standard answer on Sup Forums.

If we go by the strict biological definition of man, then yes. I choose Beni Sisaki and 25k thank you very much

No, thanks. I'm not a fucking faggot like you, ya piece of shit.

Hey I just don't want to remember shit

with every spin a catholic rapes your children

Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays

If you do it for money it isnt even gay

You're pulling shit out of your ass.

You were born in the mid 90s and have no clue what you're talking about.

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He's right though.

Grow thicker skin and lurk more

Awww only straight anons can answer?

I was born in the mid 80s I'm well aware of what a diseased fucking cesspit the fag community is.

I've been to Pride parades and saw a leather clad 50 year old getting sucked off by a naked twink who couldn't have been older than 20 in the fucking street. Both clearly high on PCP.

Fags deserve death and they're working as hard as they can to give it to themselves. AIDS is a gift from God.

counter-baited

>implying I'm not a whore already

Yes. Provided I get Viagra beforehand. Otherwise I don't know if I could manage to get hard

no ass to mouth in anyway and youve got a deal

...

maybe my favcourite ladyboy scene ever.

mentally scarred?

Yes man for 25k i would bang the shit out the nigga

You'd be surprised how gay you actually are user.

Take a shower and it's not a problem you disgusting fucker. I'm not even a faggot but I know for a fact my ass-juices are delicious. It's called proper hygiene.

I will answer this with a convo that many on b would recognize:

>A man in a bar asks the chick next to him if she would sleep with him
>chick says no, I don't even know you
>man says what if I gave you a million bucks for one night
>chick mentalmath.jpg
>chick says yes
>man says what if I gave you 1 dollar
>chick says are you mad? you were just offering me a million
>man says: we both know you are a WHORE, now we are just negotiating a RATE

TLDR: money is not the cause, a dog will always chase cars

Mentally scared? Are you a faggot or something?

a good ass cleaning, and i mean thorough as fuck
and yeah sure ill do pretty much anything
make it 40 grand and ill turn into his bitch

I would do what the dude from Howard Stern would have done. I would take the biggest gay pornstar up the ass, minimal lube, for 5 minutes. At the end I will collect $250,000

i'd consider it for more than a million. he has to wear a wig and woman's clothes and be gagged so i cant hear no voice.

groomed ..no hair.. 5 millions up front and ill consider..

cringing atm

no deal
200 K and he's feminine with short hair

yea, hell i'd probably enjoy it too

20 bugs are enough to buy my next shot so its enough to fuck me no matter what gender you are

i aint sucking no man for less than a few millions..

if i am to be scared for life, i might as well be rich at least.

kys

>no homo tho

>Valuing your heterosexuality that much

Oi, we're not all like that cunt. I am STD free and those freaks in the parades are fucked in the head.

O SHIT

FUCKING BTFO

user-kun y-you did it!

Yeah sure, always wanted to try it, why not get paid for it too

Sure, I'd double my savings in 30 minutes.

To all gay anons, if you were offered $25,000 for 30 minutes of shitposting Sup Forums, would you do it?
>Same thread everyday for months
>Guarateed bait
>Ban free post
>Total argumentation over an useless subject

>Implying you wouldn't love it.

I'm straight and I have a trap GF, so yes, that's free money.

Sure

dunno if i could get it up but i'd gladly take it up the ass and suck for 30 for 25k.
I'd be fuckin proud of myself too

I'd do it for a lot less

I'll do it all for 20 if I can not get fucked in the ass. Plenty of gay guys dont like getting fucked in the ass. Pitch and catch ya know?