>Hear noises in the basement.
>Investigate
>See this.
What three things will you need to handle these intruders?
>Hear noises in the basement.
>Investigate
>See this.
What three things will you need to handle these intruders?
>inb4 massive cringe
Baby oil
Music
Zip ties
air horn
clown mask
beating stick
My dick.
I'll need my penis and both of my balls.
Not mine but pic related.
Viagra
Ball gag
Vip ties
Viagra
Ball gag
Zip ties
sledgehammer & 2 arms
>break the teeth down their neck middle & right
>collapsed skull on left, in through the naval cavity
Chainsaw
garden bag
vodka bottle
a sixty pound jar of pickles
four pairs of knee high socks
infinite lions
AK
Box of 7.62x39
Vodka
Is time to remove kebab
Fedora
Guy Fawkes mask
Spaghetti
>a paperback copy of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
>a laundry basket
>a 10ft HDMI cord
checked.
also: underrated
>Any toddler I can find
>a watermelon
>30 yards of fetta cheese
3 strap ons
Interesting.
1 basement
I cant think of anything else really needed..
I'm kidding of course, i'm not disgusting :(
I've actually met that girl in the middle irl the other day though
>A penis
>An AER12 Laser Rifle
>A ham sandwich
>Condoms.
>Lube.
>A trash can to throw away the condoms and lube.
>A t
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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE TRUCK WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND KILL YOUR MOTHER IN HER SLEEP!
>What three things will you need to handle these intruders?
1. Bottle of coconut rum
2. Vibrator
3. Lube
Fag
>not mine
you save pictures of guys dicks on your computer? What are you gonna do to these girls? Beat them senseless with your flaming homosexuality?
Condom
Lube
Ducktape
A desk of Cheez-Its
A drum of grape jelly
A hammock of cake
1) A baseball cap
2) A baseball bat
3) A box to keep the baseball figurines in
fuck
fuck in the ass
fuck in mouth
Alcohol or drugs to sniff or lick off there bodies
Music
Sex gear (condoms. Rope. Etc)
You do realize we're on the internet and there are millions of pictures of wieners on the Internet right? How long do you think it takes to find a picture of a penis on the internet?
So you don't store them, you just go looking for them on the internet.
You just know exactly how long it takes to find one, and where to look.
>there bodies
I don't know. I have never had to googled guys penises before. If I wanted to post a picture of a dick I would use my own
A cell phone to call the cops and have them taken away for trespassing, building without permits and ruining the structural integrity of my, a lawyer to get me paid for damages and whatever else, and lastly a ham sandwich, I'm hungry
Oh forgot to mention I don't have a basement, might be lost without that info
Apparently it is a very difficult process. You type the word "penis" into Google images, and then you post one of the results. I'm sure you find it very difficult.
if you google penis, that picture is not the first one to pop up.
How many penises did you look at before finding the one that was right for you?
3 consent forms I'm not risking a feminist
Please read the exact words I said previously. "Post one of the results."
that picture is still not even on the first page. or the second. How many penises did you scroll past, you homosexual denialist?
Here's another penis
You said this because of this guys post:
It made me think the same thing.
Baseball bat
Tooth paste
My dignity
All I need is 2 legs to run away, the girl is undefeated as it says on her top can't you guys read?
Stahp bosting beniss
Make
A bowl
Of eggs
/thread
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Three dicks
Bed, cock ring and camera
>cock ring
Get a load of this beta cuck
Lmao what? How random
>weiners
Lost