You enter your home, turn around and see her, what will you do?

You enter your home, turn around and see her, what will you do?

Call the cops

Cry because of rape

make her put her hand in her own ass

Ask him to play me the solo on 99 ways to die

Bag and tag

Ask her why she's not on some bridge, pay the fine anyway.

I recognise her.
Tell her I'll be her boyfriend as long as she cooks for me and does whatever I ask in bed and is never seen with me. She'll accept.

>her
The fuck are you talking about?

FALCON PUUUUUUUNCH!!!

Insert peepee

Realize i'm drunk and in the wrong house.

summer ohhh boi!

Step 1: Bucket over head
Step 2: Rape
Step 3: Profit

Gag, tie, fuck, ice pick to the brain, bury body with the rest of the ugly women who migrated to my house for no apparent reason.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Uhhhh....hi?

*unzips clitoris

Beat me to it

Whats Roger Waters doing in my house

kek +1

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Your a idiot

U would b goin 2 the same direction

HAHAHAH LOLXDXD BBUT THAT MEANS YOUD BE FACEING HER AGAIN LOL

>Roger Waters reborn.

Give him a guitar

Suck her member until the goo-chuu blows

Enjoy her company and probably watch a movie
She's posted on r9k before and is a pretty nice girl, she's also very lonely :(

under the bridge* kek though

She has a good body and is consious of her ugliness, plastic bag her and fuck the body

The only viable option really

If I looked like that as a female, I think I'd just live life pretending I was a man. Might be much easier.

You know everywhere this girl goes and people realize it's a girl, they prob stare at her or have some shit to say.

do a 360 and walk away

Enter puss puss with massive thumb

not the way I do it

Girls like her are the reason why god invented doggiestyle. And she knows how she looks. The sheer futility of her situation makes her a guaranteed lay whenever you damn well feel like it. Her body isn't that bad, and at the end of the day, a pussy's a pussy.

you'd be facing her again, fucking summerfag

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Do a 90° turn and walk away

Anyone have the screenshot of her thread? The one where she's begging for a partner of any description basically

Tell Bruce Dickinson to go home, Iron Maiden misses him

Assume I may have to go bare knuckle brawling with some Russian hit(wo)man and question who've I pissed off enough to send her.

run

You are a fucking idiot! 360 degrees is a circle, so you will head towards her! Fucking retard

Id say : "Привет, как дела?" cuz i know she's russian/ukrainian, [spoiler] what is almost the same [/spoiler]

Well as i'm as desperately lonely as she is i'd probably hang out with her and offer her my penis.

id fucker without looking at her face.

Looks pretty to me, so I'd fuck her in the ass

Shes lookin like someone photoshoped a retard face on her face
I dont believe such thing exists

Nice body, though

Look at her chin.
Its fkn huge, dude.
You need a XXL bag to bang her

She has a pretty nice body

Would do doggystyle

my child

Helga Pataki in her twenties

'How did James Hetfield get in my house?'

ask her which hive she's from and if the big grey guy with huge eyes you saw earlier is perhaps her father and looker for her?

beam me up, scotty: these alien-human hybrids are fucking creeps-a-freak-a

you = me

exactly

Do a 540 and walk away

I have no problem with ugly skinny girls or pretty fat girls. Just don't be fat and ugly at the same time.

Why not just a 180 you fucking autist

seriously though, what is wrong with her face? s it some kind of desease like Acromegaly or something?

Anyone have her craiglist ad? That was sad and made me want to date her. Save up for facial surgery, then she will be perfect - she actually has a decent body. So long as not a trap, which I do not believe she is, perfect. Be real nice to her, take her around town, hold her hand, things like that, show her love that nobody will and you will have your own slave.

yeah but even with facial surgery, you cant have kids with her because then theyll look like she did before the surgery.

tell her to get back to the closet
or ill kick her square in the nüts

>Wanting to breed
The fuck is wrong with you

> ITT: people who think if you're facing something you can't walk away from it.

Tell her to go back to chernobyl.

Her? Are we sure about that?

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Would still bang just turn the lights off, use a mask/bag

Russian, right?

olololol xdd xdee xdee kappa kappa kappa ayy lmao 360 kekscope xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Imagine what it's moans sound like.

Hey sweetie, mind if i borrow one of these ginger souls from ya?

The sad thing is the only problem is her nose and the long face. If you cover up everything below the eyes and above the neck, she looks pretty good. Her eyes are cute.

Does the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History pay for proto-human specimens? This one is in near perfect shape.

It puts the leather mask on its face.. it assumes the position: Face down ass up

So if you cover her face, she looks pretty good?
gotcha

kiss her

I'd demand proof her penis was feminine, then once I'd verified that, I'd marry her as soon as possible.

I got a funny feeling its a guy. If it's a girl she probably gives bomb head

Well, cut a section out of the bag for her eyes, then yeah, you'd get it.

call iron maiden they lost their drummer

what is summer

3x69

Still summerfag

I think she's kinda cute in like a dorky way.

So shes outside of my home? Close and lock door call cops

shrug flip her over
warm hole is a warm hole

turn 28 potatos and shit in the floor

A season...

Wtf, lmao

Surgery might vastly improve that face. The rest looks okay and if she developed a good and subservient personality as other things I've seen with her make me think she has.. .. might be wifable

Having fun in Marseilles ?

i tried my best
im no master at liquify though

>wear santex gloves
>grab wrench from garage
>wack her on the head with it till she falls unconscious
>dispose her body in the river 20km from my house
>burn the gloves in my house
>play pokemon Go
>call the police claiming while catching a pocket monster a body was found

At least 360 degrees and moon walk would be ok

Falling for the bait

>Her

Back flip turn 360 degrees and moonwalk to the door.
Then open the door and walk the dinosaur.

Check if it has a dick like Dundee

Take her back to the field, tie her back on the stick so she does her fucking job