LCPL Asuh Dude - KIA (8K 5M Final OP - Crimson Priest. Died to a Thin Man with a plasma carbine. You almost made it out as well.) LCPL Tits McGee - KIA (8K 4M Final OP - Crimson Priest. Plasma Carbine, Thin man. You were surrounded yet you killed two. RIP) PFC Lars Nipteltone - Has been KIA for a while now (0K 2M Final OP - Red Moon. Plasma pistol, Sectoid. You were amazingly shit at aiming.) PFC Daddy Dolittle - KIA (0K 2M Final OP - Crimson Priest. Plasma Carbine, Thin man. You hit things, but never killed anyone. I'm still proud of you RIP) SPEC Danny Gurgleton - Infantry (Gravely wounded after a terror mission) CPL Jerry "Otter" Jingledong - Medic (Wounded after Terror mission) CPL Fridge "Fezzik" Largemeat - Rocketeer (Wounded after Terror mission) Cpl Shekelberg "Yeti" Goldstein - Gunner (Wounded, again, after the terror mission) SPEC Dan Kush - Medic (Fatigued) CPL Pool's 'Saturn' Closed - Engineer (Fatigued) LCPL Michael Gackson - Scout (Fatigued) CPL Pomchii "Pomchii" Pomchii - Sniper (Fatigued)
Hello again Sup Forums, that retarded xcom commander here. These are my current Sup Forums troops (besides the ones who died) however, due to lack of proper fucking body armour , four have died already. This is very concerning to say the least, however I have come to ask for more recruits to aid me in my struggles of long war.
The first 24 posters shall be chosen as my recruits. Please give your first name, last name, and nickname. Worry not though, better armour has been researched, and hopefully you won't die as fast as the other four.
Bentley Wilson
Silky "Big Penis" Johnson
Eli Allen
Well, out of the twenty four, I'll make sure you're always given the best gear. Of course no one can have better gear than Fridge though.
Nolan Garcia
James "Wyrd" Monroe give him a psionic testing once you can.
Anthony Hill
You got it.
Juan Evans
Jason "Apex" Fontaine
James Morgan
King "Memer" Pepe
Ian Cox
Oh and if he isn't compatible, then just give him Neural Feedback gene mod if you can.
Daniel Barnes
Dat ''Boii'' Frog
Oliver Long
M00t2
Heavy
Jace Martinez
1st - Unless you want fucktard as your last name and nickname, please add them 2nd - It's long war, so be a little more specific, Gunner, or Rocketeer
Brody Baker
Vance "General" Stubbs
Blake Green
Pan "McHam" Vinceman
Nathaniel Nguyen
Jon "Not-Gay" Estes
Jason Collins
Totally not gay.
Xavier Brooks
Randy Savage
Gabriel Long
Flex Plexico
Austin Diaz
Rockland Steele
Michael Watson
Blizz Blizz Blizz
Bentley Martinez
Erwin Rommel
Aiden Wood
The fact none of these have nicknames just makes me sad...
John Clark
Tyrone "Nigger" Blackman
Eli Price
Jesus "Sandals" Christ
Chase Rodriguez
I'm glad that you've kept Dan Kush alive OP, and it's even better that he's a medic.
Jacob Jackson
I'm trying to keep everyone alive, but of course it doesn't work sometimes. Like when Lars missed a fucking 90%. Hopefully Kush continues to live on, as well as the rest.
Robert Clark
All shots are 50% or less, even 100%'s.
Parker Gomez
Titus "Bucket" McJongle
Evan Nelson
Halfway there already.
Cooper Phillips
Ronald "Bitch" McDonald
Robert Diaz
Anton "Bizkit" Softcore
Samuel Miller
Erhard "Rykus" Sidonus
Kayden Hill
Severus "Slayer" Dantus
Elijah Garcia
Mira "Dutchess" Lemartes
Benjamin Scott
Deathlord "Haji" Gandhi
Noah Edwards
Due to name alone, I will make you the fucking greatest Gunner
Ethan Lewis
Osama "Harambe" BinBombin
Wyatt Jenkins
Zoey "autism" Kiirro
Logan Smith
Bonesaw "Killer" McGraw
Aiden Ross
Hershel "Jewsy" Finklesteinbergowitz
Luis Bailey
Carl "Fatass" Brutananadilewski
Easton Fisher
Ivan "Gopnik" Ivanovsky
Benjamin Collins
Have you done gangplank yet? That pre-activated cyberdisk is even more murder on long war than it is normally.
Sven "Skald" Nilsson Make him a smoke focused medic.
